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Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Oct 17th, 2014 at 11:28am
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Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #1 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 11:47am
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You shall listen to the master of wisdom and embrace US!

When reading Fran's antics I have a persistent feeling we are playing different and non-related games.
  
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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #2 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 11:51am
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Fran couldn't teach a monkey how to throw its own shit.
  

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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #3 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 12:47pm
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This thread is fantastic!  I keep wanting to cuntpaste his stupid quote, but then he makes another!  Maybe I'll go with this one!

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My Characters don't die anywhere near as much in US as in literally any other destiny!

It doesn't matter how much DPS a Destiny gives you if trash mobs are one shotting you!
  

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Reply #4 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 1:17pm
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It doesn't matter how much DPS a Destiny gives you if trash mobs are one shotting you!


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Skoodge wrote on Oct 17th, 2014 at 11:51am:
Fran couldn't teach a monkey how to throw its own shit.


What??? What do you mean those damn monkeys can't throw their shit?!? Send in the Fran!!!

He shall lead them. Teach them. Aim that feces.
  
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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #6 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 1:37pm
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Fran is dumber that shit.
  
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Reply #7 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 1:43pm
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No I don't get "one-shotted" by every trash mob out there - even on EE!
I Duo-d on my Cleric in Unyielding {with a friend on his Pally tank in Crusader} EE Cabal {lvl 25 and 26 characters - No Hirelings!} last week - It took us 100 minutes but there were 0 {Zero!} Deaths! {Or Re-entries though I did go through about 20 Mana Pots!}.


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I did go through about 20 Mana Pots!


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20 Mana Pots!

  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #8 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 2:13pm
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Who doesnt have 20,000 mana pots nowadays?
  

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Reply #9 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 2:16pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Oct 17th, 2014 at 1:43pm:


I was more concerned with the "It took us 100 minutes".
Not that I'm sure I could do better. But if it took me an hour and a half to do a quest, I sure as hell wouldn't be trying to give out advice.....
  
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Reply #10 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 2:21pm
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No I don't get "one-shotted" by every trash mob out there - even on EE!  Just most {most!} of them!

  

Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14th, 2017 at 6:52pm:
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Reply #11 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 2:23pm
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US keeps lesser players playing so that you 1%ers still have a game to play!

Bless his little heart.
  

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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #12 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 2:28pm
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well I went through 90+ mana pot for our first ( failed ) guild runs to Epic Wabbot...

the following week we completed and I drank only 20ish pots.

Next run us in 5 minutes, I'll see how many I drink.
( usually by that time I don't need any, as we have the tactic sorted )
  

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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #13 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 2:37pm
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Flav wrote on Oct 17th, 2014 at 2:28pm:
well I went through 90+ mana pot for our first ( failed ) guild runs to Epic Wabbot...

the following week we completed and I drank only 20ish pots.

Next run us in 5 minutes, I'll see how many I drink.
( usually by that time I don't need any, as we have the tactic sorted )


Please tell me Elite.
  
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Reply #14 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 3:09pm
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Fran!ohms!ford!  !!!!!
  
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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #15 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 3:29pm
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Has to be a troll, no chance anyone is that incompetent, dense and delusional.
Is there?
  
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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #16 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 3:39pm
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Pls stop to post those kind of shit in here.

I don't read the shithole because i don't want to see posts stupids like this.

Thx in avance.

PS. Fran is a fucking moron.
  

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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #17 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 6:54pm
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Luxgolg wrote on Oct 17th, 2014 at 2:13pm:
Who doesnt have 20,000 mana pots nowadays?

Of course. that is why you cleric should be in US. It blows DC out of the water.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #18 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 11:12pm
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Luxgolg wrote on Oct 17th, 2014 at 2:13pm:
Who doesnt have 20,000 mana pots nowadays?


<waves shiny object>

You are relaxed. You are thinking happy thoughts. Giving thoughts. You have strong desires to pass 1000 of those pots over to me...
  
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Reply #19 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 11:34pm
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S wrote on Oct 17th, 2014 at 2:16pm:
I was more concerned with the "It took us 100 minutes".
Not that I'm sure I could do better. But if it took me an hour and a half to do a quest, I sure as hell wouldn't be trying to give out advice.....


EE Cabal should take, at most, 20 minutes. If you're soloing and insist on killing each mob individually (as opposed to aoe/group damage).
  
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Re: Fran's Advice On Divine Crusader
Reply #20 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 11:36pm
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Not being able to solo EE cabal these days is an accomplishment eh? And and an hour and forty minutes lol.
  

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Reply #21 - Oct 17th, 2014 at 11:58pm
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Hmm such "advice" is not worse than many of the old timers or big greenies posters to be honest.
It's the posting style that is really getting on people's nerves I would think.
  
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Reply #22 - Oct 18th, 2014 at 12:29am
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Hiding wrote on Oct 17th, 2014 at 11:12pm:
You are relaxed. You are thinking happy thoughts. Giving thoughts. You have strong desires to pass 1000 of those pots over to me...

Server?
  
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Reply #24 - Oct 18th, 2014 at 12:50am
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Hiding wrote on Oct 17th, 2014 at 11:12pm:
<waves shiny object>

You are relaxed. You are thinking happy thoughts. Giving thoughts. You have strong desires to pass 1000 of those pots over to me...


Cant...But I hear cards are trade-able
  

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