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bobisdead Ex Member	Jerry Gets Divorced Jan 1^st, 2015 at 4:32am	Print Post
	Someone that is close to Cordovan, our Community Manager, told me that he announced his divorce from his wife of 10 years on his Facebook page today.� So here is your chance, ladies (or perhaps fellas).
	« Last Edit: Jan 1^st, 2015 at 4:33am by »

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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #1 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 7:48am	Print Post
	Now he's free to find the right girl for him.

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raybob DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 452 Joined: Sep 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #2 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 8:35am	Print Post
	And where is the link to his facebook page?


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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #3 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 9:18am	Print Post
	Was she duping on him, or was he lagging and DCing early?

	Feynman wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 4:57pm: One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 6:12pm: It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 4:56pm: You were right this time, OnePercenter.� iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14^th, 2014 at 2:02pm: #bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #4 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 9:48am	Print Post
	OnePercenter wrote on Jan 1^st, 2015 at 9:18am: Was she duping on him, or was he lagging and DCing early? He just had way to many bugs.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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Arkat Chonus Christ Offline Hola Bienvenido Posts: 12345 Location: Wyoming Joined: Jul 13^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #5 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 10:57am	Print Post
	Divorce isn't a joking matter. Sorry to hear about it Jerry.

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DDOcrackhead Stormreaver Piker Offline Worlds: Khyber, Wayfinder Posts: 523 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #6 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 11:01am	Print Post
	That's bs, nothing on his FB page.

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NOTSunnyshadow Out of Order Offline Kobold remember waterworks! Posts: 2193 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2014	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #7 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 11:03am	Print Post
	DDOcrackhead wrote on Jan 1^st, 2015 at 11:01am: That's bs, nothing on his FB page. ... why did you even check? unless you're interested in Jerry? I heard that he sucks ass pretty good.

	En taro Tassadar!
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NOTSunnyshadow Out of Order Offline Kobold remember waterworks! Posts: 2193 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2014	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #8 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 11:04am	Print Post
	But... yeah, divorce isn't good. I do not suggest that he deal with it the same way he deals with his job.

	En taro Tassadar!
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toaf Waterworks Kobold Offline fuck you Jerrry Posts: 147 Location: your moms house Joined: Feb 26^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #9 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 12:16pm	Print Post
	i bet he perm banned his wife. at least now he can merry a faggot like he wanted 10 years ago


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Sasha Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 818 Joined: Apr 13^th, 2014	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #10 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 12:33pm	Print Post
	This making fun of Cordo thing is turning into some weird shit, OP, if you're really that interested, just send him a facebook message. Who knows, you might have a shot there.


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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #11 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 12:58pm	Print Post
	Sasha wrote on Jan 1^st, 2015 at 12:33pm: This making fun of Cordo thing is turning into some weird shit, OP, if you're really that interested, just send him a facebook message. Who knows, you might have a shot there. If Jerry posted the info on Facebook, it isn't because he wanted privacy.� You're probably right about this being the op's big chance.� It's not likely that Jerry got divorced because he and his partner were having too much satisfying sex.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #12 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 1:00pm	Print Post
	Gay and retarded post of the week, grats.

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mudfud Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1123 Joined: Nov 17^th, 2011	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #13 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 1:00pm	Print Post
	Ahh the love. You get a little warning or infraction on the forums and you come here and do this. Bet you feel good now.


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Pseudonym Titan Demolisher Offline Posts: 340 Location: Under the metaphorical rock Joined: Nov 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #14 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 1:07pm	Print Post
	This is pretty juvenile. By all means, say that he sucks at DDO or that he can be a dick on the motherboards if that's the way you feel, but leave his personal life out of it.
	« Last Edit: Jan 1^st, 2015 at 1:07pm by Pseudonym »

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Strakeln Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Lumberjack Posts: 12345 Joined: Jun 27^th, 2009	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #15 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 1:13pm	Print Post
	Sorry to hear about that, Jerry.

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Sasha Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 818 Joined: Apr 13^th, 2014	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #16 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 1:17pm	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on Jan 1^st, 2015 at 12:58pm: If Jerry posted the info on Facebook, it isn't because he wanted privacy.� Oh I don't mind that, everyone is responsible for the shit we post in social media; I just find it weird how making fun of Cordo for being retarded has evolved into buddies stalking his facebook page and chatting about his private life and his divorce while playing DDO.
	« Last Edit: Jan 1^st, 2015 at 1:18pm by Sasha »

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Munkenmo Epic Poster Online Posts: 4343 Location: A land under down under Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #17 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 1:23pm	Print Post
	At this time of year too , sorry to hear that cordovan, hope you're doing ok.

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qweeve DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 463 Location: Pa Joined: Nov 18^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #18 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 1:36pm	Print Post
	Pseudonym wrote on Jan 1^st, 2015 at 1:07pm: This is pretty juvenile. By all means, say that he sucks at DDO or that he can be a dick on the motherboards if that's the way you feel, but leave his personal life out of it. /signed


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Rage Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love boobies Posts: 175 Joined: Jun 23^rd, 2014	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #19 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 2:31pm	Print Post
	The fact they do it is not what's bad. That they are expecting to be applauded for it is what boogles me. Then again, this is the society we live in so


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #20 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 4:06pm	Print Post
	If true, that sucks. Especially since he has a pretty young kid too. As others have said, make fun of him for being shitty at his job or whatever but taking schadenfreude in shit that happens in his personal life is a little too far.


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Vic Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 357 Joined: Oct 19^th, 2013	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #21 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 4:25pm	Print Post
	Aye. Cordo may be a fucking jabba the nutt on forums, but his RL should be left out it. Sorry to hear about your situation Jerry.


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Azog Ex Member	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #22 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 4:31pm	Print Post
	Bah, look at the bright side of life, Cordo, if the message above is true...


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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #23 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 4:38pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on Jan 1^st, 2015 at 4:06pm: If true, that sucks. Especially since he has a pretty young kid too. As others have said, make fun of him for being shitty at his job or whatever but taking schadenfreude in shit that happens in his personal life is a little too far. Like Arkat/Oak/Grace?

	Feynman wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 4:57pm: One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 6:12pm: It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 4:56pm: You were right this time, OnePercenter.� iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14^th, 2014 at 2:02pm: #bringbackreadingcomprehension
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Jerry Gets Divorced Reply #24 - Jan 1^st, 2015 at 4:57pm	Print Post
	OnePercenter wrote on Jan 1^st, 2015 at 4:38pm: Like Arkat/Oak/Grace? wat?


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