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Jerry Gets Divorced
Jan 1st, 2015 at 4:32am
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Someone that is close to Cordovan, our Community Manager, told me that he announced his divorce from his wife of 10 years on his Facebook page today.  So here is your chance, ladies (or perhaps fellas).

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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #1 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 7:48am
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Now he's free to find the right girl for him.

  

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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #2 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 8:35am
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And where is the link to his facebook page?
  
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Reply #3 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 9:18am
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Was she duping on him, or was he lagging and DCing early?
  

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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #4 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 9:48am
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OnePercenter wrote on Jan 1st, 2015 at 9:18am:
Was she duping on him, or was he lagging and DCing early?


He just had way to many bugs.
  

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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #5 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 10:57am
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Divorce isn't a joking matter. Sorry to hear about it Jerry.
  

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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #6 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 11:01am
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That's bs, nothing on his FB page.
  


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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #7 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 11:03am
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DDOcrackhead wrote on Jan 1st, 2015 at 11:01am:
That's bs, nothing on his FB page.


...

why did you even check? unless you're interested in Jerry?

I heard that he sucks ass pretty good.
  

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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #8 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 11:04am
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But... yeah, divorce isn't good.

I do *not* suggest that he deal with it the same way he deals with his job.
  

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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #9 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 12:16pm
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i bet he perm banned his wife. at least now he can merry a faggot like he wanted 10 years ago
  
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Reply #10 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 12:33pm
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This making fun of Cordo thing is turning into some weird shit, OP, if you're really that interested, just send him a facebook message. Who knows, you might have a shot there.
  
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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #11 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 12:58pm
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Sasha wrote on Jan 1st, 2015 at 12:33pm:
This making fun of Cordo thing is turning into some weird shit, OP, if you're really that interested, just send him a facebook message. Who knows, you might have a shot there.


If Jerry posted the info on Facebook, it isn't because he wanted privacy.  You're probably right about this being the op's big chance.  It's not likely that Jerry got divorced because he and his partner were having too much satisfying sex.
  

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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #12 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 1:00pm
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Gay and retarded post of the week, grats.
  

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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #13 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 1:00pm
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Ahh the love. You get a little warning or infraction on the forums and you come here and do this. Bet you feel good now.
  
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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #14 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 1:07pm
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This is pretty juvenile.

By all means, say that he sucks at DDO or that he can be a dick on the motherboards if that's the way you feel, but leave his personal life out of it.
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Reply #15 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 1:13pm
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Sorry to hear about that, Jerry.
  

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Reply #16 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 1:17pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Jan 1st, 2015 at 12:58pm:
If Jerry posted the info on Facebook, it isn't because he wanted privacy. 


Oh I don't mind that, everyone is responsible for the shit we post in social media; I just find it weird how making fun of Cordo for being retarded has evolved into buddies stalking his facebook page and chatting about his private life and his divorce while playing DDO.
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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #17 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 1:23pm
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At this time of year too Sad, sorry to hear that cordovan, hope you're doing ok.
  

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Reply #18 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 1:36pm
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Pseudonym wrote on Jan 1st, 2015 at 1:07pm:
This is pretty juvenile.

By all means, say that he sucks at DDO or that he can be a dick on the motherboards if that's the way you feel, but leave his personal life out of it.


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Reply #19 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 2:31pm
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The fact they do it is not what's bad. That they are expecting to be applauded for it is what boogles me. Then again, this is the society we live in so  Lips Sealed
  
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Reply #20 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 4:06pm
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If true, that sucks. Especially since he has a pretty young kid too.

As others have said, make fun of him for being shitty at his job or whatever but taking schadenfreude in shit that happens in his personal life is a little too far.
  
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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #21 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 4:25pm
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Aye. Cordo may be a fucking jabba the nutt on forums, but his RL should be left out it.

Sorry to hear about your situation Jerry.
  
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Reply #22 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 4:31pm
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Bah, look at the bright side of life, Cordo, if the message above is true...

  
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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #23 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 4:38pm
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rest wrote on Jan 1st, 2015 at 4:06pm:
If true, that sucks. Especially since he has a pretty young kid too.

As others have said, make fun of him for being shitty at his job or whatever but taking schadenfreude in shit that happens in his personal life is a little too far.


Like Arkat/Oak/Grace?
  

Feynman wrote on Jan 20th, 2015 at 4:57pm:
One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.


IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11th, 2014 at 6:12pm:
It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.

IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15th, 2014 at 4:56pm:
You were right this time, OnePercenter. 


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Re: Jerry Gets Divorced
Reply #24 - Jan 1st, 2015 at 4:57pm
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OnePercenter wrote on Jan 1st, 2015 at 4:38pm:
Like Arkat/Oak/Grace?


wat?
  
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