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Crotch Goblins Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 98 Location: In Pants everywhere Joined: Jan 14^th, 2015 Gender:	FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Feb 12^th, 2015 at 5:35pm	Print Post
	Sorry, very irritable, I'm allergic to stupid. Next they'll put in the creepy ass guy in the king outfit to spice up the quests... and he'll drop whoppers on your ass... and chicken fries! Hmm I may just be hungry...


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Yuda Dragon Raider Offline Show me yer bewbs! Posts: 295 Location: At my desk drinking beer Joined: Aug 4^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #1 - Feb 12^th, 2015 at 5:40pm	Print Post
	Sounds like someone got the girl toy in his kids meal.

	Bow down to the almighty YUDA!!!
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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #2 - Feb 12^th, 2015 at 5:42pm	Print Post
	Sounds to me like someone got:

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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Crotch Goblins Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 98 Location: In Pants everywhere Joined: Jan 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #3 - Feb 12^th, 2015 at 5:51pm	Print Post
	LoL actually no, didn't get killed, but it did take me 10 minutes to kill on in heroic elite. Fort bypass, true seeing, and could heal himself. So I left after the quest and built a vacuum greatsword for my caster.. screw it, if I have to swing forever at something might as well have it make a pretty soul gem too....


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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #4 - Feb 12^th, 2015 at 6:26pm	Print Post
	Your a idiot if you think vacuum's TTS DC of 32 is going to work, the only thing that will be sucking is you.
	« Last Edit: Feb 12^th, 2015 at 6:27pm by Grand »

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gawker Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #5 - Feb 12^th, 2015 at 6:39pm	Print Post
	Wrong, the DC is a mighty 30, not 32.


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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #6 - Feb 12^th, 2015 at 7:10pm	Print Post
	Crotch Goblins wrote on Feb 12^th, 2015 at 5:51pm: LoL actually no, didn't get killed, but it did take me 10 minutes to kill on in heroic elite. Fort bypass, true seeing, and could heal himself. So I left after the quest and built a vacuum greatsword for my caster.. screw it, if I have to swing forever at something might as well have it make a pretty soul gem too.... you did better than Krimsonrane then. so there's that.

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Gringo Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 881 Location: Prague, Europe Joined: Nov 22^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #7 - Feb 12^th, 2015 at 7:34pm	Print Post
	wow, selfhealing mob with true seeing...i m amazed. how can they put something OP like that in game?


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Barkabout Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1032 Joined: Aug 15^th, 2013	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #8 - Feb 12^th, 2015 at 8:08pm	Print Post



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Trollero Waterworks Kobold Offline Got IDD? Posts: 187 Joined: Feb 1^st, 2014	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #9 - Feb 12^th, 2015 at 11:44pm	Print Post



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Scrybe Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 281 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2013	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #10 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 5:10am	Print Post
	People have time to read what buffs a champ has? I just give 'em a good poke. With my ePeen.


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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #11 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 5:29am	Print Post
	Scrybe wrote on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 5:10am: People have time to read what buffs a champ has?� I just give 'em a good poke.� With my ePeen. Is it magical and what plus is it?

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Limpgimp Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 278 Joined: Jul 18^th, 2012	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #12 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 6:06am	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 5:29am: Is it magical and what plus is it?


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Scrybe Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 281 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2013	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #13 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 6:43am	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 5:29am: Is it magical and what plus is it? +2 (Inches) Rape-ier of Penetrating.�
	« Last Edit: Feb 13^th, 2015 at 6:43am by Scrybe »

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Crotch Goblins Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 98 Location: In Pants everywhere Joined: Jan 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #14 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 12:07pm	Print Post
	Gringo wrote on Feb 12^th, 2015 at 7:34pm: wow, selfhealing mob with true seeing...i m amazed. how can they put something OP like that in game? With the inflated HP's from being a champion it truly did suck However I just created this thread for amusement, and wanted to tie the crowns on there to Burger King crowns..


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eighnuss Epic Poster Offline ด้้้้้ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ ͩͩͩͩͩͩ Posts: 3499 Location: ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ Joined: Jan 30^th, 2013	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #15 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 1:44pm	Print Post
	if elite is too hard, dont run it. or run it in a group, 6 gimps could have killed that champ in a minute and 40 seconds if it takes one gimp 10 minutes i get a good kick out of the champion issues. it helps draw a clearly visible line between who actually belongs in elites and who doesnt, more so than any other mechanic to date. you need the build, the skill, and the gear, lest ye become a soul stone or a forum paladin

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onions Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 153 Joined: Jun 30^th, 2014	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #16 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 1:49pm	Print Post
	The line is not needed. Elite is not a club. Elite is a sheer xp. decision and favor reward for veteran players. if you think someone needs to earn his right to belong to all those, who beat elite waterworks then your an idiot. Maybe elite idiot if you want to belong to something.


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Crotch Goblins Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 98 Location: In Pants everywhere Joined: Jan 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #17 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 1:51pm	Print Post
	My toon is a gimp, because he doesn't get good until epics, and I was testing him out and being lazy. I just let him ride with the crappy iconic gear. And trust me, I have toons that would have shredded that champ. Just not this one. So why the FUCK would I want to invite dbags to my group because of some shitty thing turbine stole from a 10 year old game that sucks? Fuck that, if he asshole mob wasn't a shitty ai caster, he'd have just died in my BB like the rest of the quest did. But he wasn't an optional, and I had to kill him... super gay. Reminds me of you... only more handsome. SO you can go 3d print yourself a bag of dicks and eat them. Enjoy.


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Viktor Vaughn Puppy Farmer Offline Eberron burns Posts: 1561 Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #18 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 2:14pm	Print Post
	Crotch Goblins wrote on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 12:07pm: With the inflated HP's from being a champion it truly did suck � However I just created this thread for amusement, and wanted to tie the crowns on there to Burger King crowns.. They dont have inflated hp anymore, they have max 1-2k hp more than normal mobs on ee.


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Crotch Goblins Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 98 Location: In Pants everywhere Joined: Jan 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #19 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 2:21pm	Print Post
	Normally this mob had about 600 hps, as a champion he had 2200. which is more then triple his hps. I wasn't not on EE as I was lvl 15 In Feast or Famine. I fixed the problem by making a GS Greastsword, but still.. that's a lot of hps for caster on caster with us both able to heal ourselves.. was like watching bum fights...


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qweeve DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 463 Location: Pa Joined: Nov 18^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #20 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 3:55pm	Print Post
	onions wrote on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 1:49pm: The line is not needed. Elite is not a club. Elite is a sheer xp. decision and favor reward for veteran players. if you think someone needs to earn his right to belong to all those, who beat elite waterworks then your an idiot. Maybe elite idiot if you want to belong to something. Happy Holidays!


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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #21 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 6:48pm	Print Post
	Well you could stop being such a pussy, that might help.


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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #22 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 7:19pm	Print Post
	pro tip, kill the mob before it heals. Dps, it is more valuable then anything else in the game.

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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #23 - Feb 13^th, 2015 at 7:51pm	Print Post
	onions wrote on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 1:49pm: if you think someone needs to earn his right to belong to all those, who beat elite waterworks then your an idiot. I just recall & reset until I get a champion Arlos and let him clear the dungeon.

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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Crotch Goblins Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 98 Location: In Pants everywhere Joined: Jan 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: FUCK champions in their stupid burger king crowns! Reply #24 - Feb 14^th, 2015 at 1:32am	Print Post
	Grand wrote on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 6:48pm: Well you could stop being such a pussy, that might help. I could but then your mom and I couldn't have scissor sex while you're in the basement whack'n it.


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