Crotch Goblins wrote on Feb 14^th, 2015 at 1:35am:


Do it on the mother boards then, nobody here cares.

qweeve wrote on Feb 14^th, 2015 at 1:37am:


You cared enough to post, duh.

Revaulting wrote on Feb 14^th, 2015 at 2:31am:


Unfortunately, so do I now.
Won't look at that band the same again....

DropBear wrote on Feb 14^th, 2015 at 2:59am:

New, enhanced experience!

qweeve wrote on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 3:55pm:

And fuck you, too

Crotch Gobbler = Monkey Boy?

Every time I see someone complaining about champions I see a bitch moaning because they cant steamroll EE quests anymore.

If you cannot handle champions join a group or solo normal. Stop whining 

DDONoob wrote on Feb 16^th, 2015 at 5:08am:

I think they were barely completing the EE quests before.

Steamrolling EE is still *cast invis* + *run*

iliveyourdream13 wrote on Feb 16^th, 2015 at 4:41pm:


Guess I'm doing it wrong .  Tbf, I haven't tried to invis run quests since the introduction of Champs.  Most of them see invis anyway, right? 

Just chomp down on their pixelfaces.

Scrybe wrote on Feb 17^th, 2015 at 3:37am:

Only if they happen to get that buff.

What, you can't drag a tiny handful of mobs to the end of the quest?  Get a build with wings or something.

onions wrote on Feb 13^th, 2015 at 1:49pm:


youre clearly gay and retarded. you say elite is for vets and then immediately follow that line by claiming no one should have to meet any standard to do elite. why is it "for vets" if "anyone should be able to do it without a prerequisite" I dont believe that you need to receive a written invitation to join club elite favor. I do believe you have to be able to succeed to reap the benefits. Why should you be handed elite rewards if you can't complete the quest? what is this welfare mentality where you feel that everyone should be granted elite completions regardless of the fact that they cant actually complete elite. you sound like an entitled child. You must be able to complete elite to complete elite.

i think its cute that you got triggered by this. have you been told that you weren't fit for elite in the past? did you catch a severe case of PTSD from running waterworks elite? its not about "earning your right" its about being capable you ignorant twat. if u arent capable of elite dont run it. the answer is not to nerf elite until everyone can do it. im sorry you feel that "being able" = "earning your right to join Club Elite" you are an imbecile and a douche. its got nothing to do with rights, paying dues, or quasi-social "belonging in elites" status. it has everything to do with either being shitty as fuck in all aspects of ddo or not being shitty as fuck and completing a quest despite the difficulty. elite is for people who can do it. if u cant do it, there's other options. dont get salty cause you lack the game experience to complete elite.

"the line is not needed" what does that even mean? its a distinction between competence and a lack thereof. just because you want to ignore that line doesnt mean it doesnt exist. there will always be people who can, and people who cant, due to the sheer quantity of variables in this game. "the line is not needed" basically says "everyone should have an equally powered, premade build, provided to them by the game itself without any effort taken on the part of the player" but this game is one in which you can make a totally shit tier toon. its a game in which you dont NEED to learn the mechanics of the game engine. and the people who choose to not educate, build shit toons, and not invest time are naturally going to have much more difficulty in completing a task that a more experienced, properly built, geared up character will have. you have braindamage if you cannot comprehend that. you are literally saying that fresh players right off the boat should have an equal chance of completing elite as the boys from your server's top guild. I cannot express how fucking extremely dumb your opinion is.

here onion, this is an item i have heard rumors about that allows gimps like yourself to get a completion despite your total lack of braincells. http://ddowiki.com/page/Siberys_Spirit_Cake let me know if that improves your elite try-harding and ill pass your stories of newfound elite success to all the retarded gays i encounter who also cant complete a waterworks run like yourself. When i say that you dont belong in elite, im not referring to a club named "elite" im saying you literally dont belong in elite cause you are incapable. improve your game, your attitude, your style, learn how the fucking game works, and come back when u are actually prepared. you literally dont belong in the quest if u arent capable of doing it. this isnt some equal opportunity, affirmative action lfg shit here, you entitled tweenage shitlord.

P.S. when you wrote "your an idiot" you misspelled you're.

Oh yeah, too many of those with TS.
Real bitch to open chests, pull levers or open doors when you have 5 or 10 of those trying to murder you.
Not alert, or damage, just annoyance and lower xp in some quests.
At least monk levels might be more useful.