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Hipster Doofus Pegged by Fat Ugly Wench
Feb 23rd, 2015 at 6:00pm
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Tolero had a ladyboner for this dipshit.

I now understand what happened to the game. Look at this idiot. You do not hire a twenty-something hipster doofus to design content for a 10 year old c/c++ application based on a 30 year old game. Check the content he "designed" as noted on linkedin - its all the fucked up stuff. No surprise afer having a look and listen to him.

This is what real c/c++ developers look like:




See the difference?
  
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Reply #1 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 7:00pm
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his 2 years and 3 months of 'itemization thyth-temz" will take them a whole lot longer to un-bork.  I'm so tired of pulling the same generic duplicitive "ghostbaned" crap loot out of chests.

sigh...

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Reply #2 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 7:44pm
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Sorry you didn't like the work I did on Menace of the Underdark. If it's any consolation, I left Turbine a year ago, and I wasn't working on itemization for about six months before that (You've had about four different designers doing rewards since), so I'm glad to hear you think things have gotten better.

Any improvements in DDO are good ones, given the state the game and Turbine are at. It was the first game I worked on, and my first studio, so it'll always hold a soft spot in my heart, even long after I've moved on to bigger and better things. =)


  
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Reply #3 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 7:53pm
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SolarDawning wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 7:44pm:
Sorry you didn't like the work I did on Menace of the Underdark. If it's any consolation, I left Turbine a year ago, and I wasn't working on itemization for about six months before that (You've had about four different designers doing rewards since), so I'm glad to hear you think things have gotten better.

Any improvements in DDO are good ones, given the state the game and Turbine are at. It was the first game I worked on, and my first studio, so it'll always hold a soft spot in my heart, even long after I've moved on to bigger and better things. =)




If you could have done your time at DDO again, would you have spent so many hours overhauling the loot system?  Would you have released it to live without getting it approved?

Bonus question, why do you think turbine have been unable to finish the loot system you started over the past year?
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SolarDawning wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 7:44pm:
it'll always hold a soft spot in my heart, even long after I've moved on to bigger and better things. =)





Just like the soft spot on your head, it's a matched set fuckwit.
  
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Reply #5 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 8:02pm
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Munkenmo wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 7:53pm:
Bonus question, why do you think turbine have been unable to finish the loot system you started over the past year?



Come on Munk, Turbine is fucking littered with unfinished systems, a new person takes over half-way and they dump it. The devs even admitted to this in that video making the rounds last month.

So surely you can't be surprised.

And nice job on the Armor.....
  
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Reply #6 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 8:13pm
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ddovault the place where fired devs come to talk like they are real people for once in their lives since being hired by turDbine
  



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Reply #7 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 8:21pm
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DDOvault where people Turbine fires for incompetence come to spin how it wasn't them. 
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Reply #8 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 8:29pm
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gawker wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 8:21pm:
DDOvault where people Turbine fires for incompetence come to spin how it wasn't them. 

that sounds more like the real thing actually
  



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Reply #9 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 8:32pm
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gawker wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 8:02pm:
Come on Munk, Turbine is fucking littered with unfinished systems, a new person takes over half-way and they dump it. The devs even admitted to this in that video making the rounds last month.

So surely you can't be surprised.

And nice job on the Armor.....


Re armor:, like i said in the other thread, I couldn't give a fuck about that nerf, but it's gone live despite a lot of protest.

Re loot: I'm sure I'm not the only person who thinks the entire loot system throughout the game is of higher importance than the average unfinished shit (eg. cannith crafting) 

After so long away, I can't believe what a shit state the random gen loot is in the game now, it's inconsistent (+6stats at teens), no clickies, and boring prefixes - suffixes.
  

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Reply #10 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 10:08pm
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SolarDawning wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 7:44pm:
Sorry you didn't like the work I did on Menace of the Underdark.


You started the trend to invalidate everything that came before. Before motu, almost every pack had shit folks tried to get. who the fuck thinks this would be a good idea in an mmo.

That being said, I did think you did a good job designing effects, procs and abilities, just not in ddo existing loot system.
  
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Reply #11 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 11:11pm
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gawker wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 8:21pm:
DDOvault where people Turbine fires for incompetence come to spin how it wasn't them. 


  funny how you seem to blame devs with no power to effect the corporate enviroment...instead of directing your vitreol at the incompetant studio heads who told them to do this fucking horrible bull shit and ignored devs and players complaints alike...a fan of the stuff they do no ...but after having swam in corporate cesspools ..i am aware of the helplessness of the cogs
  
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Reply #12 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 11:40pm
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I love this thread. =D

I think it's kind of cool that people I never knew or interacted with care enough to, years after the fact, spew insane vitriol about me.
It's funny to have crazy stalkers. Reminds me of the time someone here said they wanted to rip out my intestines with a rusty fishhook because Mabar didn't have new items that year.

I'm actually serious. It's amusing to know that people will consume hours of their time thinking about what I consider to be the crappy work environment I got out of last year.

I don't really need to say anything of note: regardless of what is or isn't true, people are going to post some Enquirer-tier shit here. If you want to speculate about Tolero having a 'ladyboner' for me, knock yourselves out!

Just rest assured knowing that I popped in to say hi because I was given a heads-up about the existence of this thread, and it made my day.

Please feel welcome to continue obsessing about me for a few more years.
If you like, you may build a statue out of monkey excrement and sacrifice giraffes to it in my name.
  
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Reply #13 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 11:44pm
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SolarDawning wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 11:40pm:
work environment I got out of last year.


He was fired. He didn't "get out", he was tossed out.
  
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Reply #14 - Feb 23rd, 2015 at 11:50pm
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Hag Master wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 11:44pm:
He was fired. He didn't "get out", he was tossed out.


I wish I were. I would have gotten some nice severance pay!

Alas, as everyone I worked with knows, and as all the Mournlanders knew, I quit shortly before the first round of layoffs last year. I let my co-workers, and the Mournlands IRC channel know when I gave my two-week's notice. Then I finished the Divine Crusader destiny before I left.

If I had known that layoffs were upcoming, I would have instead just hinted that I was considering an offer from another studio. That way I would have made it on the list to be cut, and have gotten months of free pay out of it.
My last day at Turbine was the end of January of last year, while the layoffs didn't hit until mid-February.
  
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Reply #15 - Feb 24th, 2015 at 12:02am
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Nope, that is the way you spun it when looking for a job, but what happened was you started the gosh I may be going bullshit because your ass was in a sling from the horrible loot issues and the moment you started to try to prepare a graceful exit Corporate punched your ticket, with prejudice.

Now if you want to pretend otherwise, that wont be out of character from the shitty behavior and inflated claims that landed you in over your head on the loot vamp.

Pro-tip, just because we post and share on a juvenile boob-covered website doesn't mean we are dumb ass kids who can taken in by your self-serving bullshit.... unless your MajMal it seems.....

Either way fuck of Fat Schmidt.
  
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Reply #16 - Feb 24th, 2015 at 12:07am
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Okay, if you say so! You sure showed me good. =)
  
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Reply #17 - Feb 24th, 2015 at 12:16am
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SolarDawning wrote on Feb 24th, 2015 at 12:07am:


  
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Reply #18 - Feb 24th, 2015 at 12:21am
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Shit. Even his troll-baiting is feather'd.
  

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Reply #19 - Feb 24th, 2015 at 12:34am
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SolarDawning wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 11:50pm:
I wish I were. I would have gotten some nice severance pay!

Alas, as everyone I worked with knows, and as all the Mournlanders knew, I quit shortly before the first round of layoffs last year. I let my co-workers, and the Mournlands IRC channel know when I gave my two-week's notice. Then I finished the Divine Crusader destiny before I left.

If I had known that layoffs were upcoming, I would have instead just hinted that I was considering an offer from another studio. That way I would have made it on the list to be cut, and have gotten months of free pay out of it.
My last day at Turbine was the end of January of last year, while the layoffs didn't hit until mid-February.


Yeah I remember.  And ML was meant to shut down on the day of the bloodbath and you came back into IRC to tell us what happened. Really shocking day.
  
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Reply #20 - Feb 24th, 2015 at 12:39am
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So what does a endorsement by Meli say?  Can't be good.

Oh and you forgot to point out how you were in ML right before and then say:

THEN I BECAME A MEMBER OF THE PLAYERS COUNCIL 2014 !!!!!!!
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Reply #21 - Feb 24th, 2015 at 1:13am
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Grand wrote on Feb 24th, 2015 at 12:39am:
So what does a endorsement by Meli say?  Can't be good.

Oh and you forgot to point out how you were in ML right before and then say:

THEN I BECAME A MEMBER OF THE PLAYERS COUNCIL 2014 !!!!!!!


LOL.
Is that Meli's first p.o.s.t without mentioning the PC in like a year?

I guess mentioning ML is enough to say, "look at me, I'm special"?
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Reply #22 - Feb 24th, 2015 at 1:17am
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Grand wrote on Feb 24th, 2015 at 12:39am:
So what does a endorsement by Meli say?  Can't be good.

Oh and you forgot to point out how you were in ML right before and then say:

THEN I BECAME A MEMBER OF THE PLAYERS COUNCIL 2014 !!!!!!!


+75

You know after a slowish start his work is really coming along, The Vault is strong in this one.

DropBear wrote on Feb 24th, 2015 at 1:13am:
LOL.
Is that Meli's first p.o.s.t without mentioning the PC in like a year?

I guess mentioning ML is enough to say, "look at me, I was special"?



FTFY.

  
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Reply #23 - Feb 24th, 2015 at 4:32am
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SolarDawning wrote on Feb 23rd, 2015 at 11:40pm:
If you like, you may build a statue out of monkey excrement and sacrifice giraffes to it in my name.


Not monkey but found one made of panda poop. Hope it is ok. Now off to find a giraffe...

  
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Reply #24 - Feb 24th, 2015 at 5:14am
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i seriously wonder what mothers have been feeding their babies in the past 20-30 years in america that it produced such a stinky batch of attention whore hipster jizz eating scum
fuck this guy
  



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