Page Index Toggle Pages: 1 Send TopicPrint
Normal Topic Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy? (Read 7125 times)
Satanscock
Waterworks Kobold
**
Offline


I Love Drama!

Posts: 146
Joined: Sep 1st, 2011
Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Mar 9th, 2015 at 4:53pm
Print Post  
Robert Hess ‏@NohBob 
Happy to announce my new job! I am heading back to @turbine to work on @DDOUnlimited as a Senior Content Designer.  So excited!
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Sasha
Abbot Raider
**
Offline



Posts: 818
Joined: Apr 13th, 2014
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #1 - Mar 9th, 2015 at 4:59pm
Print Post  
I know I don't care.
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
DoRayEgon
Shroud Slacker
***
Offline


I Love Drama!

Posts: 1042
Joined: Apr 4th, 2014
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #2 - Mar 9th, 2015 at 5:37pm
Print Post  
His first name is Robert.
His last name is Hess.
I think.
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Jon Van Caneghem
Abbot Raider
**
Offline


I pee on thee

Posts: 975
Location: Destard
Joined: May 1st, 2013
Gender: Male
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #3 - Mar 9th, 2015 at 5:50pm
Print Post  


Robert Hess==>Rudolf Hess. lol
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Jon Van Caneghem
Abbot Raider
**
Offline


I pee on thee

Posts: 975
Location: Destard
Joined: May 1st, 2013
Gender: Male
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #4 - Mar 9th, 2015 at 5:54pm
Print Post  
Guess i found this guy's ^ son. After the fall of nazi germany many of those guys fled to america where i'm sure they found some dump, blonde, villager redneck women to mate with.
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
qweeve
DQ Assaulter
*****
Offline



Posts: 463
Location: Pa
Joined: Nov 18th, 2013
Gender: Male
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #5 - Mar 9th, 2015 at 5:59pm
Print Post  
Jon Van Caneghem wrote on Mar 9th, 2015 at 5:54pm:
Guess i found this guy's ^ son. After the fall of nazi germany many of those guys fled to america where i'm sure they found some dump, blonde, villager redneck women to mate with.


Geeze, how many socks does Bambibeer have?
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
yabber
Ex Member


Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #6 - Mar 9th, 2015 at 6:16pm
Print Post  
qweeve wrote on Mar 9th, 2015 at 5:59pm:
Geeze, how many socks does Bambibeer have?

Two. Only two. Both have holes, and smell, and have not been washed since 1986.

Jon Van Caneghem wrote on Mar 9th, 2015 at 5:50pm:
Robert Hess==>Rudolf Hess

Beat me to the Godwin punch dammit. He'll get along great with Cunto-nazi-van.

Quote:
Senior Content Designer on DDO. Previously worked on Wildstar, Firefall, Lord of the Rings Online, and DDO. Opinions are my own and not my employer WB Games.
https://twitter.com/NohBob

Quote:
Game Designer
Red 5 Studios
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/bob-hess/6/32a/bb1

Firefall huh? Looks like a Turbine / Red 5 prisoner exchange.They got the hipster doofus and we got Bob, at least he looks the part:



But I see no indication of any c/c++ coding experience or understanding. As long as the content designers have no in-depth understanding of code the game will continue to suffer the problems we have been seeing in recent years. I kind of pity the actual front line coders.
« Last Edit: Mar 9th, 2015 at 6:17pm by »  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
mystafyi
Abbot Raider
**
Offline


I Love Drama!

Posts: 836
Joined: Nov 10th, 2010
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #7 - Mar 9th, 2015 at 8:46pm
Print Post  
Quote:
Senior Content Designer on DDO. Previously worked on Wildstar, Firefall, Lord of the Rings Online, and DDO. Opinions are my own and not my employer WB Games


Wildstar is an epic fail. firefall, lol need I say more then just the name? Lotro and ddo, great a long list of utter failures
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Spector
Korthos Resident
*
Offline


Everybody dies.

Posts: 47
Joined: Nov 26th, 2013
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #8 - Mar 9th, 2015 at 10:10pm
Print Post  
Oh, I know him.
He's another Turbine employee that will help his team to screw up DDO.
  

Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Revaulting
Completionist (i.t.p.)
******
Offline



Posts: 10143
Location: Not in my pants
Joined: Apr 3rd, 2014
Gender: Male
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #9 - Mar 10th, 2015 at 1:53am
Print Post  
Quote:
Beat me to the Godwin punch dammit.

Troll version of the donkey punch.
  

Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
yabber
Ex Member


Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #10 - Mar 10th, 2015 at 7:30pm
Print Post  
Revaulting wrote on Mar 10th, 2015 at 1:53am:
Troll version of the donkey punch.

I prefer the camel punch.

  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Ah Pook
Puppy Farmer
****
Offline


Posts: 314159265

Posts: 1439
Joined: Mar 10th, 2014
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #11 - Mar 11th, 2015 at 2:30am
Print Post  
His name is Robert Paulson.
  

Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14th, 2017 at 6:52pm:
I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.


Frank wrote on Apr 2nd, 2017 at 8:32am:
Laugh it up, funny man.
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
m4lacka
Horoluth Raider
****
Offline


Coitus ergo sum.

Posts: 2494
Joined: Mar 19th, 2014
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #12 - Mar 11th, 2015 at 6:34am
Print Post  
Satanscock wrote on Mar 9th, 2015 at 4:53pm:
Robert Hess ‏@NohBob 
Happy to announce my new job! I am heading back to @turbine to work on @DDOUnlimited as a Senior Content Designer.  So excited!


I believe he was a nazi rocket scientist.
  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
The Manager
Korthos Resident
*
Offline


I love tasty ass crakers!

Posts: 91
Location: Head Office
Joined: Nov 17th, 2013
Gender: Male
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #13 - Mar 11th, 2015 at 7:48am
Print Post  
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
hyplo
Korthos Resident
*
Offline


I Love Drama!

Posts: 62
Joined: Feb 11th, 2014
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #14 - Mar 12th, 2015 at 11:15am
Print Post  
Was a member of the Systems Team when DDO became Eberron Unlimited.   Moved to LotRO when Kate became EP over there.
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Arkat
Chonus Christ
********
Offline


Hola Bienvenido

Posts: 12345
Location: Wyoming
Joined: Jul 13th, 2009
Gender: Male
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #15 - Mar 12th, 2015 at 2:45pm
Print Post  
hyplo wrote on Mar 12th, 2015 at 11:15am:
Was a member of the Systems Team when DDO became Eberron Unlimited.   Moved to LotRO when Kate became EP over there.

Why on EARTH would you ever follow Kate to anything? The woman was completely incompetent.

I still laugh/roll my eyes every time I think about that Monk Demo she gave at one of the gaming conventions. It was like she had only played around with the monk for 5 minutes RIGHT BEFORE the demo. She was pathetic!
« Last Edit: Mar 12th, 2015 at 2:45pm by Arkat »  

Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays...

Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
m4lacka
Horoluth Raider
****
Offline


Coitus ergo sum.

Posts: 2494
Joined: Mar 19th, 2014
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #16 - Mar 12th, 2015 at 6:08pm
Print Post  
Arkat wrote on Mar 12th, 2015 at 2:45pm:
Why on EARTH would you ever follow Kate to anything? The woman was completely incompetent.

I still laugh/roll my eyes every time I think about that Monk Demo she gave at one of the gaming conventions. It was like she had only played around with the monk for 5 minutes RIGHT BEFORE the demo. She was pathetic!


Prolly you know the joke about the leiutenant teaching cadets how to shoot. He misses badly.
-Thats how you shoot. -he says quickly pointing at a young kid.
The next one misses again.
-And this is how YOU shoot! -points towards another young cadet.
He keeps this up, until on the 10th try he delivers a precise shot:
-And THIS is how I shoot! Roll Eyes
« Last Edit: Mar 12th, 2015 at 6:09pm by m4lacka »  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
OldCoaly
Puppy Farmer
****
Offline


Why did you think this
time would be different?

Posts: 1564
Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD!
Joined: Jul 1st, 2011
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #17 - Mar 12th, 2015 at 7:54pm
Print Post  
Arkat wrote on Mar 12th, 2015 at 2:45pm:
Why on EARTH would you ever follow Kate to anything? The woman was completely incompetent


I read Hyplo's post as saying that Robert Hess "Was a member of the Systems Team when DDO became Eberron Unlimited.   Moved to LotRO when Kate became EP over there", not that Hyplo was Robert Hess.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Arkat
Chonus Christ
********
Offline


Hola Bienvenido

Posts: 12345
Location: Wyoming
Joined: Jul 13th, 2009
Gender: Male
Re: Robert Hess - what do you know about this guy?
Reply #18 - Mar 13th, 2015 at 10:51am
Print Post  
OldCoaly wrote on Mar 12th, 2015 at 7:54pm:
I read Hyplo's post as saying that Robert Hess "Was a member of the Systems Team when DDO became Eberron Unlimited.   Moved to LotRO when Kate became EP over there", not that Hyplo was Robert Hess.

Ok, I see. Thanks for pointing that out.
  

Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays...

Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Page Index Toggle Pages: 1
Send TopicPrint