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Mar 25th, 2015 at 2:52am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yC3ohfEcyQ

From the fucked up video, the inability to record a steady image, the mic placement by fat jerry, the clueless temple preview and the tremendously awkward halting speech of Asperger's boy Severlin this whole video encompasses all the tremendous flaws of the fuckwit team handling DDO.

Allow me to apologize in advance for the pain of having to watch and listen to this train wreck. 

I will later post timestamps for the numerous fucking points of asshatery by Sev, Fat jerry, and the three dopesateers. But right now I need a couple drinks, to recover from the piece of shit.

 
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Reply #1 - Mar 25th, 2015 at 4:41am
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I see they wore their nicest zip-up hoodies for it.  My god man, how much of a sociopath do you need to be to KNOW you're going to be on a video that day and you still go to work looking like shit.

I don't have enough fortitude to watch the whole thing, but I see they use a dwarf swashbuckler (free to play race and class) completely geared up, which is probably one of the top DPS builds and easy button.
  
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Reply #2 - Mar 25th, 2015 at 2:43pm
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Christ on a bike! I wouldn't trust them to brush their teeth  Shocked
  
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Reply #3 - Mar 25th, 2015 at 3:40pm
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Because of shit like this I uninstalled ddo.
  
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Reply #4 - Mar 25th, 2015 at 3:57pm
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Programmers dress like slobs?  Shocked Cheesy Grin
  

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Reply #5 - Mar 25th, 2015 at 4:59pm
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Hoodie boys look soooooo excited to be there.
  
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Reply #6 - Mar 25th, 2015 at 5:01pm
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So right around 28:00 they go back to a set screen and we never see people or temple again.  Geez Louise.
  
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Reply #7 - Mar 25th, 2015 at 8:10pm
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But the stilted speech and socially retarded cues keep on coming!!! 

No picture needed!
  
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Reply #8 - Mar 25th, 2015 at 8:35pm
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Found myself grinding my teeth half-way thru.

The ending 10 minutes may be the worst, where the "host" and I use that term loosely just reads statements by Sev out loud. 

Although it was funny to hear "overperforming" used then, something Sev has been avoiding since that Jagfest thread.
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Reply #9 - Mar 25th, 2015 at 9:55pm
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Bigdickrichguy wrote on Mar 25th, 2015 at 3:57pm:
Programmers dress like slobs?


Yeah, who knew?

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Reply #10 - Mar 27th, 2015 at 8:47am
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Bigdickrichguy wrote on Mar 25th, 2015 at 3:57pm:
Programmers dress like slobs?  Shocked Cheesy Grin

Programmers get dressed?

(Ah, the joys of "telecommuting")
  
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Reply #11 - Mar 27th, 2015 at 9:00am
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pnellesen wrote on Mar 27th, 2015 at 8:47am:
Programmers get dressed?


Smiley my boss likes to say "Thaz, get dressed.", when it's time to go to lunch. I like to reply with "do I look naked to you?"
  
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Reply #12 - Mar 27th, 2015 at 9:27am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2015 at 9:00am:
Smiley my boss likes to say "Thaz, get dressed.", when it's time to go to lunch.


That's like saying "Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!" with a sad face.  These are both punchable offenses.
  
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Reply #13 - Mar 27th, 2015 at 11:31am
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Angry wrote on Mar 27th, 2015 at 9:00am:
Smiley my boss likes to say "Thaz, get dressed.", when it's time to go to lunch. I like to reply with "do I look naked to you?"


Plot twist:

Thaz is in fact literally naked.

Smiley
  
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Reply #14 - Mar 27th, 2015 at 11:44am
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pnellesen wrote on Mar 27th, 2015 at 8:47am:
(Ah, the joys of "telecommuting")


My wife uses, "You get to work in your jammies!" as a selling point to new recruits to the company she works for.
  

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Reply #15 - Mar 27th, 2015 at 12:04pm
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Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Mar 27th, 2015 at 11:31am:
Plot twist:

Thaz is in fact literally naked.

Smiley


Wink
  
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Reply #16 - Mar 27th, 2015 at 5:51pm
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Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Mar 27th, 2015 at 11:31am:
Plot twist:

Thaz is in fact literally naked.

Smiley



  

Revaulting wrote on Jul 7th, 2015 at 8:16pm:
Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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