GooFY wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2015 at 7:34pm:

The download link was broken for three weeks, so there's a little competition...

Grotto's been broken for a long time, too.  Took me four runs to get through it last time.  Pathing is fucked.

Mr Reilly wrote on Apr 25^th, 2015 at 1:33pm:



Yup. This is exactly why it hasn't been fixed. The one QA guy they borrow from LOTR every other week ran that shit once, had no problems, and reported WAI. Then he called blue ghost and all was good.

Ah Pook wrote on Apr 26^th, 2015 at 3:59pm:


Quick answer.

It conflicted with the latest PacMan LARP expansion.
They've had all hands working on the expansion to go 3D (cardboard walls) and top view camera.

So long as that is working who gives a crap about the stupid game that pays the bills?


Long answer:
Turdbine devs are elite gaming programmers who exist in a reality above the mundane concerns of mortals ("fucking stupid players" to use their vernacular).  When you operate at their levels of omniscience, you cannot afford to be distracted by trivialities in the pursuit of gaming nirvana.  This is why they're so fracking good - just ask them.

Some of the daily distractions they face can often include inane considerations like domain name registrations, IP, server uptimes, game playability, e-store availability, bug reporting (a misnomer because they know there are no bugs in their work - just intended and unintended features), customer service, customer feedback, etc.
All of these perils are what the best of the best face each day when they enter the bastion of excellence that is Turdbine HQ. 
Only a small few have what it takes to ignore all this and stay focused on the goal at hand - PacMan LARP.
These special few are known as the Turdbine S.E.A.L.S. unit.
Superior
Encoding
Architecture
Logic
Specialists

But don't look for them or try to contact them, because they're ghosts......, they'll find you when the time is right.

HiWelcome wrote on Apr 24^th, 2015 at 6:27pm:


Oh for fucks sake, either admit your a fucking retard, or explain the god damn joke to me.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/retarded
adjective, re·tard·ed \ri-ˈtär-dəd\
Definition of RETARDED
:  slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress

Who Cares wrote on Apr 26^th, 2015 at 8:58pm:


Sheesh, for real?  I thought the 'gay and retarted' thing had sort of become a meme.  You know, trying to call someone retarded and then misspelling retarded and fully displaying one's own ignorance was the height of low comedy around here (and other places) for a while. 

So my quote of your cardboard sign trying to call out your correctly spelled word as a misspelling was.... apparently a failed attempt at humor.  I even used a smilie to soften the blow and everything....