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Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Apr 21st, 2015 at 4:28pm
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Inspired by another thread; started in the hopes that somebody else uses their bio to get a goddamn chuckle.

My bio lists my nickname: "They call me...Mr. Ten Percent." Then when somebody dies in a quest and it isn't me I accuse them of trying to take my title.

Also, my toons have the last name "the Lost" because even in quests that I've run over and over I still get lost. It's still a fucking tossup whether I'm going to make it to Rainbow and Ritual the right way on the first try. The best is when the party is following me and somebody notices the name. "You were following me? Shit, I was just running from that Kobold."

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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #1 - Apr 21st, 2015 at 4:35pm
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #2 - Apr 21st, 2015 at 5:01pm
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #3 - Apr 21st, 2015 at 5:59pm
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I keep past lives list in there.  Before they listed the past life stuff in a separate part of the the feats window it was kinda annoying to track otherwise.  Less necessary now, but it's a habit. 

I used to keep more social stuff in there, but that was back when the community was larger and more active and involved.
  
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
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Reply #5 - Apr 21st, 2015 at 6:02pm
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My bio contains partially indigestible plant matter and Taco Bell.  It's kind of smelly too.
  
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Reply #6 - Apr 21st, 2015 at 7:09pm
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #7 - Apr 21st, 2015 at 7:34pm
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Silly people turbine is using there newly working bio tracking software tracking you all down now. Gibbon is one of them.
  
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What, no peanuts? Cheesy
  
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #10 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 12:09am
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My bio usually shows a few words about the build, such as "human pure pally THF blunt" or "evoker bard max cha full meta" or "adaptation of noyellowbar with traps".

But most importantly, I like to put there the exp numbers needed to level. I tend to bank exp almost always and I don't want to start EBB shadow crypt with 2 exp needed to exp cap.
  
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #11 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 3:30am
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I like bios.....but you have to read hundreds to occasionally find a really good one that makes you chuckle or is remotely memorable...my main's is slightly weird.....but I wrote it a long time ago in days of innocent foolishness, but its only slightly odd...and doesn't go on about how my mother died or my kid with cerebal palsy, and what made me an alcoholic and why my wife left me...I mean, everyone's got that, it would be too tedious.
  
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #12 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 3:58am
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Mine is a Princess Bride quote.
  
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Barks made me chuckle >_<
  
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #14 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 7:46am
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If you're reading this, you're probably dead waiting for a rez...don't expect one or to join my group ever again
  
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #15 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 7:54am
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TornadoJoe wrote on Apr 22nd, 2015 at 7:46am:
If you're reading this, you're probably dead waiting for a rez...don't expect one or to join my group ever again


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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #16 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 8:28am
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I've got the XP amounts for each level in 3rd life character, e.g.

450
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800
etc
So I can remember to go level up before I waste XP at the "bank" cap.
  
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #17 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 8:47am
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Asheras wrote on Apr 21st, 2015 at 5:59pm:
I keep past lives list in there.  Before they listed the past life stuff in a separate part of the the feats window it was kinda annoying to track otherwise.  Less necessary now, but it's a habit. 


This, and the levels of alts I play, so I don't have to log out to see if I "have anyone around level X."
  
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Reply #18 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 10:18am
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None of your business!
  
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Completionist.
  
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Nothing. I'm imaginative that way.
  
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Re: Let's all overshare: what's in your bio?
Reply #21 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 11:13am
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A reference to my johnson and bankroll.
  
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Reply #22 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 11:52am
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My bio contains the amount of Past Lives my main has and
funny stuff people said about me
  
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Reply #23 - Apr 22nd, 2015 at 12:00pm
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I _love_ reading a bio and then having it suddenly refresh back to the top.   Roll Eyes

I'd actually care to read bio's if turbine could code them so they're, you know, actually readable.
  
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