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G-land down again
Apr 26th, 2015 at 1:58am
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Yep, G-land out for its usual multi-weekly crash. 

Obviously due to the heavy loading at 2am US time......

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Reply #1 - Apr 26th, 2015 at 2:02am
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Goes down more often G-land or a $2 hooker?
  

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Re: G-land down again
Reply #2 - Apr 26th, 2015 at 2:09am
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Any one taking bets on a server decommission/merge for G-land?
  
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Reply #3 - Apr 26th, 2015 at 2:16am
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Well Drop, I am really getting worried myself. I am seriously thinking about calling CS and getting myself a few character transfers. I have noticed an inordinate amount of bugs. Whenever I start seeing strange goings on I think to myself, " i wonder if they are on G-Land." I feel like somehow the server got corrupted. It could be any day and no more fucking G-Land.
  

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Reply #4 - Apr 26th, 2015 at 2:29am
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I would transfer.
  

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Reply #5 - Apr 26th, 2015 at 3:36am
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wow funny
  


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Reply #6 - Apr 26th, 2015 at 4:47am
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it's always when Asia, the Kiwis and the DropBears are up... I has to be a North Korean trick  Cheesy

  

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Re: G-land down again
Reply #7 - Apr 26th, 2015 at 5:37am
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Flav wrote on Apr 26th, 2015 at 4:47am:
it's always when Asia, the Kiwis and the DropBears are up... I has to be a North Korean trick  Cheesy



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Reply #8 - Apr 26th, 2015 at 7:12am
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Flav wrote on Apr 26th, 2015 at 4:47am:
it's always when Asia, the Kiwis and the DropBears are up... I has to be a North Korean trick  Cheesy


I think we could pull a Spy Novel plot out of this (or maybe a Shadow Run module)!

The GLand crashes are because the NSA suspects a group of North Korean terrorists are using in-game VOIP to communicate off the more easily intercepted channels like Skype.

So they want to plant spyware on game servers. To test their latest malware, they need access to a game server, so they have planted an agent in the service department of Tirdbin's hardware vendor. They are launching a DOS attack so Turdbin will call in a repaire request, at which point the NSA agent will infect GLand with the test software.

Or maybe they have already planted the malware and the overhead of the spying activities is what's bringing GLand to its knees.


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Reply #9 - Apr 26th, 2015 at 9:32am
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I am having troubles to log into my turdine account. It loads for five minutes and nothing happens, webpage continue loading. Everything else works fine with internet.
  
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Reply #10 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 2:14am
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I am having troubles to log into my turdine account. It loads for five minutes and nothing happens, webpage continue loading. Everything else works fine with internet.


I also had some problems with login yesterday.
It even once said one of accounts did not exist but recognized it later on.

  
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Reply #11 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 2:24am
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I've been on gland for 5 year's and have ran with most of you . Good time's But this has got to it to many friend's lost do to Turdbine's BS . Enough is enough . These's fucktard's at turdbine have no idea what there doing .
  
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Reply #12 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 2:35am
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$ 20.00 for a transfer ? just to get the same BS ... Really . Come on are you that sure that this game is worth $ 20.00 when they really don't know what there doing with 1 sever . All of you are smarter than that . Well maybe not . You'r time your dollar.
  
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Reply #13 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 3:04am
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As much as I'd like to see some of you on Orien, I'd advise against transferring there right now if you are transferring. It's been so laggy, it might as well be down as well. Today, it seemed like once every 10 minutes, everything froze, and if mobs were around anybody in the party, they were dead in 1-3 minutes when things unfroze.

It has been this way on and off since the update.
  
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Reply #14 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 3:15am
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ICU wrote on Apr 27th, 2015 at 2:35am:
20.00 for a transfer


It would take many more than 1. I also have major issues with throwing my guild away. I would never pay for a transfer either.
  

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WC can do whatever he wants.


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Reply #15 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 4:03am
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Yes it a bummer that every thing in this game has gone south . I have spent alot of money and time with this game and have made many friends and a Guild with them only to see Turbine realy mess it all up . But thats CORP America wham bam fuck you pay clients . OH and jerry's appoligie was writen for him .
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Reply #16 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 4:09am
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Yes ive been hitting the oil can soooo have a good day night waht evvveeer
  
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Reply #17 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 4:10am
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Long live Bambibeer  lalalalal lol i did some great stuff when i started 2 years ago now i stop careing
  
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Reply #18 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 10:33am
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I'll have what he's having... Lol!   Grin
  
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Reply #19 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 10:33am
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HiWelcome wrote on Apr 27th, 2015 at 10:33am:
I'll have what he's having... Lol!   Grin


You sure?
My guess is a stroke.    Huh
  
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Reply #20 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 7:51pm
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DropBear wrote on Apr 27th, 2015 at 10:33am:
You sure?
My guess is a stroke. 


LMAO! Smiley Smiley Smiley
  

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Reply #21 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 11:06pm
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Lol!   Grin
  
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Reply #22 - Apr 27th, 2015 at 11:34pm
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I lock up like a bitch whenever I pug a raid anymore.

They really have to get those servers in order. Christ.

  
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Reply #23 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 9:53am
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how pissed would you be if your dick hung down so low it touched  toilet water every time you took a shit ? nigger!
  
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