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DDO sucks when you're not high
May 30th, 2015 at 6:02pm
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Watch this instead:



...which would also be better high.
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Re: DDO sucks when you're not high
Reply #1 - May 30th, 2015 at 6:08pm
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Be sure to keep doing drugs so when you are tested for that high paying job, you don't get the job, and you can keep saying

  
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notajedi wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 6:08pm:
Be sure to keep doing drugs so when you are tested for that high paying job, you don't get the job, and you can keep saying


You think driving a truck is a high paying job? Haha! What a bufoon! Got news for you rednecked dipshit.

I have quit more high paying jobs than you could ever hope to have, because of the fucking colossal stupidity of the masses, just like you. Fucking ripped out of my mind the whole time.

Suck it bitch.
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Reply #3 - May 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm
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When I was a loan office for Alki Mortgage I was never drug tested.
  

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Reply #4 - May 30th, 2015 at 7:37pm
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Man, if I had a penny for each time somebody in this forum bragged about their high paying jobs and/or how much money they have in general.
  
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Re: DDO sucks when you're not high
Reply #5 - May 30th, 2015 at 8:18pm
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Sasha wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 7:37pm:
Man, if I had a penny for each time somebody in this forum bragged about their high paying jobs and/or how much money they have in general.

WTF can you do with a penny? No, wait, I've seen those videos. Carry on....
  

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Reply #6 - May 30th, 2015 at 8:32pm
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Sasha wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 7:37pm:
Man, if I had a penny for each time somebody in this forum bragged about their high paying jobs and/or how much money they have in general.


You'd have $26.04. Whoohoo! You'd be rich! Rich I tell you!  Cheesy
  
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Reply #7 - May 30th, 2015 at 8:44pm
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notajedi wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 6:08pm:
Be sure to keep doing drugs so when you are tested for that high paying job, you don't get the job, and you can keep saying



Just don't inhale right?

  

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Who Cares wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
When I was a loan office for Alki Mortgage I was never drug tested.


Sending in my application now!
  
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Hiding wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 9:34pm:
Sending in my application now!


Just so you know, loan officer is just a fancy term for overpaid telemarketer. The test is a joke, in WA anyway, and all we had to bring was ID and a fingerprint card.

Fuck I was sitting there one day stressing over a big loan and my boss im'd me to come into his office. He did the nod towards his desk and there were a couple little blue pills on it. I popped those Valium and the rest of my day was pretty chill.
  

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Reply #10 - May 30th, 2015 at 10:23pm
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Who Cares wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 9:44pm:
I popped those Valium and the rest of my day was pretty chill.



I was a fan of clonazopam, myself.

I don't really remember 2003, though.
  

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Reply #11 - May 30th, 2015 at 10:38pm
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Starkjade wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 10:23pm:
I was a fan of clonazopam, myself.

I don't really remember 2003, though.


meh, nothing important happened then anyway. I have pretty much laid off the drug use since I got married though. I have had my priorities change, just coffee and cigarettes these days. I am thinking about getting a real job again to help quit smoking lol.
  

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Reply #12 - May 30th, 2015 at 11:30pm
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Sasha wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 7:37pm:
Man, if I had a penny for each time somebody in this forum bragged about their high paying jobs and/or how much money they have in general.


I'm so poor a penny would double my worth.

woohooo!

Get yo hands off my pennie!
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Reply #13 - May 30th, 2015 at 11:33pm
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Who Cares wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 9:44pm:
Just so you know, loan officer is just a fancy term for overpaid telemarketer. The test is a joke, in WA anyway, and all we had to bring was ID and a fingerprint card.

Fuck I was sitting there one day stressing over a big loan and my boss im'd me to come into his office. He did the nod towards his desk and there were a couple little blue pills on it. I popped those Valium and the rest of my day was pretty chill.


Nice. Well, I wouldn't be able to do it then. I once tried telemarketing when I was a kid and couldn't even sell to my own mother. With the loan people, I'd be like "yeah, life totally sucks. Don't worry about paying us back - just take your time. When you can."
  
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Reply #14 - May 30th, 2015 at 11:35pm
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Hiding wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 11:33pm:
Don't worry about paying us back - just take your time. When you can."


You would have done great in before the subprime market crashed in 2007 Cheesy
  

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Reply #15 - May 30th, 2015 at 11:39pm
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Hiding wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 11:33pm:
Nice. Well, I wouldn't be able to do it then. I once tried telemarketing when I was a kid and couldn't even sell to my own mother. With the loan people, I'd be like "yeah, life totally sucks. Don't worry about paying us back - just take your time. When you can."


You're mixing up telemarketers with debt collectors.
Telemarketers will sell you anything and don't give a shit how you pay for it.  A sale is a sale.
Debt collectors do care how you pay for it and are an entirely different skill set.......
There are the nice ones, who are usually lawyers and would sue you for your socks and jocks.  The other guys are far less nice.

  
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Sasha wrote on May 30th, 2015 at 7:37pm:
Man, if I had a penny for each time somebody in this forum bragged about their high paying jobs and/or how much money they have in general.


Dont be jelly
  

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Reply #17 - May 31st, 2015 at 12:48am
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I bet there are more high-paying jobs that don't drug test than low-paying ones.
  

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Reply #18 - May 31st, 2015 at 1:16am
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Ah Pook wrote on May 31st, 2015 at 12:48am:
I bet there are more high-paying jobs that don't drug test than low-paying ones.


You are correct, sir.

I think the number of white-collar heroin and cocaine users/addicts would stagger people if they all "came out."
  

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Mr. Steve, your hairdresser, says you suck when you are high.
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Reply #20 - May 31st, 2015 at 9:23am
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Arkat wrote on May 31st, 2015 at 8:56am:
Mr. Steve, your hairdresser, says you suck when you are high.


Mr. Steve has tits, but they are "Posted Somewhere Else"TMWink

Looks like I found the vault "trigger".  Grin

But seriously, when straight, I can't even play the game at all anymore, it is just so colossally boring. Watching random shit on YouTube is more interesting.

It is too bad all the other MMOs suck worse. Perhaps I have just outgrown the whole gaming thing. Maybe it's time to get some white shoes and hang out playing dominoes in the park.
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Reply #21 - May 31st, 2015 at 11:16am
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Learn Mah-jong (the real game, not the tile-matching one) and go play in some filthy Chinatown alley.  It's more exciting, and you have a better chance of getting shot over money.

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Starkjade wrote on May 31st, 2015 at 11:16am:
Age is only a number!


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Time is linear
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And they gave him command
Of a nuclear submarine
And sent him back in search of
The Garden of Eden





You know what the best part about this thread is?

No one disputes the subject! Ha!  Tongue
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Watch this instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

...which would also be better high.


Glad you liked it.


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No one disputes the subject! Ha!  Tongue



This!
  

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