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Reply #25 - Jun 5th, 2015 at 2:05pm
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Hiding wrote on Jun 5th, 2015 at 6:39am:
Unless DDO and LOTRO are likewise losing money, it's unlikely that they'd just close Turbine. I imagine some talent still resides in that office, just not among anyone making decisions


I agree, but if both games are marginal, they might want to cut losses before they happen...
  

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goldgolem wrote on Jun 5th, 2015 at 6:06am:
Utter fucking amateurs. If they did any marketing at all they would have an enormous playerbase

Almost. If they did any marketing and fixed most of the broken crap they would have an enormous playerbase.

Getting 1000 new players a day into the game wouldn't help because you would lose 1000 new players 3 days later when they realized how broken the game is. Look at the population spikes a server gets when it's made the default, and look how quickly that trickles back to baseline when a different server becomes default.

Lag is back to the worst it's ever been after months of being only pretty bad, a variant of the First Failed Login bug has surfaced and is spreading, and servers are going down more often than SeverancePay's mom when the navy ships dock.

We'll all advertise for them once they get things patched up, but for now I consistently tell anyone who asks me about it that the game is severly underperforming (and explain why that's funny).
  

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Meursault wrote on Jun 5th, 2015 at 6:19pm:
Lag is back to the worst it's ever been after months of being only pretty bad, a variant of the First Failed Login bug has surfaced and is spreading, and servers are going down more often than SeverancePay's mom when the navy ships dock.

Combine that with the signup page being down for three weeks, and the broken very-first-tutorial-quest in the game, and you've got a recipe for success!   Grin  Management blows my mind sometimes.  "Nobody can sign up, or log in, or get to Korthos if they actually get through...  Let's make Warlocks!"
  

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Ah Pook wrote on Jun 5th, 2015 at 6:27pm:
"Nobody can sign up, or log in, or get to Korthos if they actually get through...  Let's make Warlocks!"

"The bug-reporting tool can't be broken. If it were, we'd be getting bug-reports about it."
  

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Ah Pook wrote on Jun 5th, 2015 at 6:27pm:
Combine that with the signup page being down for three weeks, and the broken very-first-tutorial-quest in the game, and you've got a recipe for success!   Grin  Management blows my mind sometimes.  "Nobody can sign up, or log in, or get to Korthos if they actually get through...  Let's make Warlocks!"

LMAO, exactly!

Revaulting wrote on Jun 5th, 2015 at 6:48pm:
"The bug-reporting tool can't be broken. If it were, we'd be getting bug-reports about it."

The earliest example of "our data shows"?  Undecided
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Meursault wrote on Jun 5th, 2015 at 6:19pm:
severly underperforming


This needs a Meme of its own  Grin
  

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Alex DeLarge wrote on Jun 6th, 2015 at 2:03am:
Meursault wrote on Jun 5th, 2015 at 6:19pm:
severly underperforming



This needs a Meme of its own

Well, I suck at memes (cf. the SideBewbs thread, but I'm still studying hard) but if somebody could pull off a funny one that would be great  Grin
  

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Flav wrote on Jun 5th, 2015 at 2:05pm:
I agree, but if both games are marginal, they might want to cut losses before they happen...


I guess if they do a projected earnings/losses graph they will.

Gosh I hope they don't know how to do that!
  
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Hiding wrote on Jun 6th, 2015 at 4:52am:
I guess if they do a projected earnings/losses graph they will.

Gosh I hope they don't know how to do that!

It's Turdbin, we're safe   Grin
  

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Meursault wrote on Jun 6th, 2015 at 5:15am:
It's Turdbin, we're safe   Grin


Hahahaha Smiley

TBH, I'm more worried about WB doing the forecasting...
  
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Hiding wrote on Jun 6th, 2015 at 11:50am:
TBH, I'm more worried about WB doing the forecasting...


Uh oh, we're doomed. Those corporate blood-suckers can smell a penny burried under 4 inches of dirt and 18 inches of snow.
  

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Meursault wrote on Jun 6th, 2015 at 5:15am:
It's Turdbin, we're safe   Grin


The problem is that I'm speculating on a WB Cleanup Team taking over....
In that case Turbine will just have to follow orders ( especially if the Turbine manglers still around want to have a tiny chance to be kept in WB Games once the dust settle ).
if the WB Cleanup Team say : Cut Losses, Shutdown DDO, Shutdown LoTRO, Shutdown AC... they will roll over and shutdown whatever they are told to shutdown.
  

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Meursault wrote on Jun 6th, 2015 at 12:11pm:
Uh oh, we're doomed. Those corporate blood-suckers can smell a penny burried under 4 inches of dirt and 18 inches of snow.


Then there's still hope!

Flav wrote on Jun 6th, 2015 at 12:17pm:
The problem is that I'm speculating on a WB Cleanup Team taking over....
In that case Turbine will just have to follow orders ( especially if the Turbine manglers still around want to have a tiny chance to be kept in WB Games once the dust settle ).
if the WB Cleanup Team say : Cut Losses, Shutdown DDO, Shutdown LoTRO, Shutdown AC... they will roll over and shutdown whatever they are told to shutdown.


Alright, time for me to get a job at WB as "game auditor" or something.

"Put marketing on DDO right now! What the hell is wrong with you people?!? Don't you know what a fucking IP is??? And now we're going to talk about player retention..."
  
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Flav wrote on Jun 6th, 2015 at 12:17pm:
The problem is that I'm speculating on a WB Cleanup Team taking over....
In that case Turbine will just have to follow orders ( especially if the Turbine manglers still around want to have a tiny chance to be kept in WB Games once the dust settle ).
if the WB Cleanup Team say : Cut Losses, Shutdown DDO, Shutdown LoTRO, Shutdown AC... they will roll over and shutdown whatever they are told to shutdown.


When you say "WB clean up team", why do I think of Pulp Fiction...
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DropBear wrote on Jun 7th, 2015 at 12:15am:
When you say "WB clean up team", why do I think of Pulp Fiction...
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Flav wrote on Jun 7th, 2015 at 3:25am:
Because it's going to be Bloody  Grin


Where will they hide the bodies?  In the PacMan LARP maze - in the corners as no-one ever goes there?

Or will it just be mysterious remnants of broken dreams and tears of self pity they will find?
  
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DropBear wrote on Jun 7th, 2015 at 4:12am:
Where will they hide the bodies?  In the PacMan LARP maze - in the corners as no-one ever goes there?


In the QA offices, no need for them in the new Turdbin!
  

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Reply #42 - Jun 8th, 2015 at 8:54am
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I missed it the first time around also.  I was neck deep in a major new possible project at the time.(Which actually might come to fruition)

I took the 85K number as being paid VIPs.  After all, if you are a for profit corporation, the only actual revenue you can count on are the for sures.

If LoTRO has 85K paid VIPs, I think that DDO has 17K?  For some reason I like the 20% guess.  The real shocker is that Asheron's Call had more than DDO.
  
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