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The Derp is Strong With This One
Jun 19th, 2015 at 3:57pm
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Re: The Derp is Strong With This One
Reply #1 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 4:04pm
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Indeed ... it's almost painful to read ... I actually feel sorry for him really.
  

where's the cheese dip?

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Reply #2 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 4:09pm
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he's a natural
  

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Reply #3 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 4:40pm
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Reply #4 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 5:07pm
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I actually read all 8 pages...I've never read a full thread before, I need some jack and a smoke.
  
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Reply #5 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 5:16pm
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I think he's typing with a mouse.
  
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Reply #6 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 5:24pm
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The new Wykin.
  

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Reply #7 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 5:35pm
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Well the thing is, he started 4 more parallel threads just to rant.
Either this is the best troll ever or ... it is the best troll ever.
  

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Reply #8 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 5:48pm
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Whole thing reminds me of Salad Fingers

https://youtu.be/M3iOROuTuMA
  

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Reply #9 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 6:51pm
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Staged. To demonstrate how welcoming, tolerant, unbiased and lovable the DDO forum community is under Contovan's leadership.
  
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Reply #10 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 7:43pm
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yabber, your mistake was believing that its a conspiracy because no-one can be that stupid.

Of course they can be that stupid !
  
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Reply #11 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 7:56pm
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HairyO wrote on Jun 19th, 2015 at 7:43pm:
yabber, your mistake was believing that its a conspiracy because no-one can be that stupid.

Of course they can be that stupid !


I am more inclined to believe that the supposition is in error because turdbine can't be that smart!  Roll Eyes
  
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Reply #12 - Jun 19th, 2015 at 8:58pm
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I like how his writing changed on his final post. Seens like he will keep that sock for a different troll atempt.

I mean, 8 pages and unless Cordo got to it before me, there was barely any fighting. When a troll atempt results in 8 pages of posts trying to help you patiently either you suck at it or valium is beeing digitaly deploid to the forum users
  
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Reply #13 - Jun 20th, 2015 at 3:37am
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Everyone knew it was troll so they laid it on extra thick. That was obvious by the second page. Even devs got in on the fun.
  
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Reply #14 - Jun 20th, 2015 at 5:07am
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Staged. To demonstrate how welcoming, tolerant, unbiased and lovable the DDO forum community is under Contovan's leadership.

You nailed it.

It was strange to see a guy yelling and screaming and the community trying to help him without the bullying from the usual suspects.

The Dev interraction in that thread was strong when they ignore all Lamania feedback and act suprised when you tell them it went live! (Huge chalices on GH,Fred broken at U25 preview etc).

And yeah they fucked up some settings (and this guy) to make rooom for warlock mechanics.

I press E to grab collectables and he suddenly starts shooting nonstop with nothing pressed
  

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Reply #15 - Jun 20th, 2015 at 9:22am
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Skoodge wrote on Jun 19th, 2015 at 5:48pm:
Whole thing reminds me of Salad Fingers


Oh god.. not that comic again. Anything but that comic.
  
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Reply #16 - Jun 21st, 2015 at 3:00am
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God it's so painful to read...but why am I laughing?
  
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Re: The Derp is Strong With This One
Reply #17 - Jun 21st, 2015 at 8:40am
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Is that still up? It has to be a plant.

If only those duplicitous bastards spent half as much energy thinking about the game as they waste crafting plots to manipulate the players, the game wouldn't be the mess it is today  Angry
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Reply #18 - Jun 21st, 2015 at 9:52am
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Houshi wrote on Jun 19th, 2015 at 8:58pm:
When a troll atempt results in 8 pages of posts trying to help you patiently either you suck at it or valium is beeing digitaly deploid to the forum users


How do you get on the mailer for that digital Valium?
  

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