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Illetirated Stormreaver Piker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 568 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2013	Is Turbine a homosexual? Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:34pm	Print Post
	They posted this on Facebook: http://www.polygon.com/2015/8/4/9094643/new-dungeons-dragons-movie How is this picture related to D&D? A guy with lipstick getting angry-fucked by a guy losing his temper.

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Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1196 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #1 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:38pm	Print Post
	It's a screen coming from the first D&D movie....


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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #2 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:45pm	Print Post
	Easiest way to find out would be to get shitfaced drunk, pass out on their couch and see what happens. Good luck with that.

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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #3 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:47pm	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:45pm: Easiest way to find out would be to get shitfaced drunk, pass out on their couch and see what happens.� Good luck with that. maybe that's why Sev locks himself in his office. post rape shame.

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Illetirated Stormreaver Piker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 568 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2013	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #4 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:50pm	Print Post
	Artorias wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:38pm: It's a screen coming from the first D&D movie.... I watched all the "D&D movies" but my selective memory didn't memorize anything, except maybe the comical overusage of leather in one of the heroes' clothes.

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Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1196 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #5 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:51pm	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:45pm: Easiest way to find out would be to get shitfaced drunk, pass out on their couch and see what happens.� Good luck with that. What kind of rape would be if done by Tolero?


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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #6 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:52pm	Print Post
	Artorias wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:51pm: What kind of rape would be if done by Tolero? seriously? dude she's got a clit like a hyena!

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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #7 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:52pm	Print Post
	http://knowledgenuts.com/2013/10/10/female-hyenas-have-a-bigger-penis-than-males... article even has links to NatGeo clips of hyena sex for animal porn lovers. looking at you Rubbins. and Thaz.
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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #8 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:53pm	Print Post
	Artorias wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:51pm: What kind of rape would be if done by Tolero? Only difference between Tolero and Jerry I've ever noticed is the beard.

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Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1196 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #9 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:54pm	Print Post
	You just won the internet


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #10 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:57pm	Print Post
	OMG, please, no more grotesque animal genitalia, I still have not recovered from the trauma of seeing the turtle pictures, that was truly nightmare worthy.

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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #11 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:59pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:57pm: OMG, please, no more grotesque animal genitalia, I still have not recovered from the trauma of seeing the turtle pictures, that was truly nightmare worthy. don't click the youtube links at the bottom of the article then.� lol.� oh what the hell.� it's brief.� here you go.� fun parts in bold. Quote: The female spotted hyena runs things in the cackle. Males are submissive, cautious, and fearful. For hyenas, size matters, and the female�s clitoris is larger than any male�s penis. The female has no external vagina. She urinates and mates through her penis-like shaft�which, by the way, is capable of an erection. Even more confusing, a sac of fat and tissue, covered in thick hair, hangs behind the 18-centimeter (7 in) clitoris like some cruel mockery of the male�s scrotum. Naturally, mating with two penises is difficult. Males need a great deal of practice to get things right. After the male submits to the female�which includes comparing sizes�she will roll the clitoris up to create an entrance for the male�s penis, which he must somehow curve upward and inward to make sex possible. If he succeeds in impregnating the female, she�ll have to face a reality men can only joke about with winced expressions: giving birth through a penis. During pregnancy, the female hyena will pump her babies (male and female) with extra doses of androgen, which is associated with masculine aggression. This ensures that the massive clitoris�cycle continues and gives males the boost they need to be able to mate with macho females. The cubs don�t leave Mom unscathed on their way out. A 1-kilogram (2 lb) cub has to fit through a 2.5-centimeter (1 in) birth canal. At best, the clitoris is torn, causing a wound that takes weeks to heal. At worst, birth can be fatal. Around 20 percent of mothers die during childbirth. No one knows for sure why the female spotted hyena developed this trait. But it does grant her authority in hyena society on the African savannah, where the female leads the hunt, feast, and social life. I have it on authority Owlbears are anatomically similar.
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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #12 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 2:03pm	Print Post
	God damn it

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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #13 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 2:07pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:57pm: OMG, please, no more grotesque animal genitalia, I still have not recovered from the trauma of seeing the turtle pictures, that was truly nightmare worthy. My wife's opinion of the vault went down a notch after the turtle incidents. Oddly enough, my respect for Rubbins went up a notch for the same thing.

	Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored.� Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted.� Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #14 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 2:13pm	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 2:07pm: My wife's opinion of the vault went down a notch after the turtle incidents. Oddly enough, my respect for Rubbins went up a notch for the same thing. poor little guy.

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #15 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 2:17pm	Print Post
	Yobai wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 2:13pm: poor little guy. I know but I laugh every time he squeaks. Not proud of it...but not denying it.

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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #16 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 5:13pm	Print Post
	This thread is bomb. Who says you cant learn anything on The Vault?

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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The Manager Korthos Resident Offline I love tasty ass crakers! Posts: 91 Location: Head Office Joined: Nov 17^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #17 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 9:55pm	Print Post



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Barkabout Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1032 Joined: Aug 15^th, 2013	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #18 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 10:27pm	Print Post
	NSFW ~~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY


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AAH DQ Assaulter Offline SSG .. making shit a reality. Posts: 442 Location: Australia Joined: Jul 29^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #19 - Aug 5^th, 2015 at 11:09pm	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on Aug 5^th, 2015 at 1:53pm: Only difference between Tolero and Jerry I've ever noticed is the beard. Hmmm.� I'm not convinced.

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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #20 - Aug 6^th, 2015 at 12:53pm	Print Post
	Turbine can't be a homosexual, homosexuals have an impeccable sense of style and Turbine designed Half Elves. QED.

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #21 - Aug 6^th, 2015 at 1:32pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 12:53pm: Turbine can't be a homosexual, homosexuals have an impeccable sense of style and Turbine designed Half Elves. Q That's...actually a brilliant point.

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Barkabout Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1032 Joined: Aug 15^th, 2013	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #22 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 3:08am	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 12:53pm: Turbine can't be a homosexual, homosexuals have an impeccable sense of style and Turbine designed Half Elves. QED. erhmm! they could be responsible for the Helf designs


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #23 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 6:53am	Print Post
	Barkabout wrote on Aug 7^th, 2015 at 3:08am: they could be responsible for the Helf designs OK, I think you got me there

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Is Turbine a homosexual? Reply #24 - Aug 7^th, 2015 at 2:47pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Aug 6^th, 2015 at 12:53pm: homosexuals have an impeccable sense of style do they???? RL is not Will & Grace bro!
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	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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