RemRemi wrote on Aug 12
th, 2015 at 12:27am:
Oh you're going to have to dance better than that shake those quotes of your's 5Ollicelot!
Remi, I think it's time for me to man up and apologize to you - because I do owe you an apology. I made some false implications that were completely unfounded and I need to take responsibility for that.
I was given some bad information and, from a distance, I saw that you had your nose so far up Hag's ass that I mistakenly took you for the same person. I see now that I was wrong and I'm sorry.
Actually, I probably owe a bigger apology to Hag for mistaking you as one of his socks. That's insulting to Hag. Now that I've had time to reflect on it, I'm ashamed to ever have come to that conclusion.
While obviously a troll, Hag is very often funny and witty. Hag will actually make me laugh on occasion. You, on the other hand, haven't made me laugh once. Not even close. I can think of funny things Hag has said, but not a single funny thing you've ever said. I can clearly see now that you are not, never have been, and never should be confused with Hag.
In my defense, there are lesser trolls on the vault with their mouths firmly on Hag's ass, sucking the shit out of his ass and grinning about it. From a distance it can give the illusion of a single entity - a shit sucking human centipede if you will. No longer will I confuse these parasites with Hag.
So I'm sorry Remi. I will go on record right here, right in front of the vault and apologize to you and testify - 'Remi is not funny enough to be Hag and should never be confused as such.'
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me and we can be friends now.