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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:03pm	Print Post
	https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/466461-To-Severlin-and-the-Gang-workin... Highlights: Quote: Great communication! Keep improving! The game is IMHO in a much better state than it was 6 months ago, 9 months ago, a year ago, two years ago, three years ago, four years ago, five years ago, six years ago, seven years ago, eight years ago, nine years ago, wow, and especially ten years ago! gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle... Quote: Wow, you are certainly doing a George and the Dragon with the lagmonster being the dragon. Your team is tackling the problem(s) quietly head on, with a systematic root-cause analyzing approach that IMHO seems to be working. cup the balls... Quote: So, keep it up! We the quiet majority approve of your intentions and the results we are seeing! and then he really starts chorging... Quote: I forgot to include Night Revels and the return of the Mass Mimic Migration! waiiiit for it... Quote: Gnomapocalypse! Thanks Cordovan! SPLOOSH!!! Never thought I'd see it but, Urlock does a better job on sev'scock than Asheras did slobbing on majmal's.
	« Last Edit: Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:07pm by Yobai »
	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #1 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:18pm	Print Post
	Aww. Are you still upset at me? Geez. Let it go, man. Your butthurt is months old at this point.


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Bigdickrichguy Horoluth Raider Offline I'm gunna put my dick<br />in your vag.<br /> Posts: 2096 Joined: Oct 10^th, 2013	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #2 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:24pm	Print Post
	+1


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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #3 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:26pm	Print Post
	Asheras wrote on Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:18pm: Aww.� Are you still upset at me?� Geez.� Let it go, man.� Your butthurt is months old at this point.� I know your little tic-tac-dick gets as hard for me as for your granny's pussballooned taint but if you're going to stalk me then at least put in half the effort you did choking on majmal's scrotum.
	« Last Edit: Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:27pm by Yobai »
	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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hikari shinji Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 60 Location: Thelagnis Joined: Oct 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #4 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:28pm	Print Post
	Yobai wrote on Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:03pm: https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/466461-To-Severlin-and-the-Gang-workin... Highlights: more updoots for you sir gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle... cup the balls... and then he really starts chorging... waiiiit for it... SPLOOSH!!! Never thought I'd see it but, Urlock does a better job on sev'scock than Asheras did slobbing on majmal's.

	A good portion of you are whining on the internet, to people that can't change anything, about a game you dont play.
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Bigdickrichguy Horoluth Raider Offline I'm gunna put my dick<br />in your vag.<br /> Posts: 2096 Joined: Oct 10^th, 2013	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #5 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 6:03pm	Print Post
	It's funny because Uurlock is a cocksucker.


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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #6 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 6:18pm	Print Post
	Ah so true. That guy is such a piece of shit.... My takeaway of the last year of Urrfuck posts: "Me kobold! me lick cordo's ass-ring! clap for me! me love attention and licking!"


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Athanor Waterworks Kobold Offline Carpe Diem! Posts: 112 Location: Xixon Joined: Mar 19^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #7 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 6:30pm	Print Post
	What in the hell had this boy in her mind!? really? even if you agree with them, what make that boy think and, worse, express that kind on nonsense in public? that is far worse than the worse ass-kisser! so...mm, maybe... Uurlock can only be another Turbinee employee! is the only logic I see on that, only a paid person can do that, isn't it?

	We need more guillotine's revolutions!!!
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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #8 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 7:15pm	Print Post
	Yobai wrote on Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:26pm: I know your little tic-tac-dick gets as hard for me as for your granny's pussballooned taint but if you're going to stalk me then at least put in half the effort you did choking on majmal's scrotum. That's funny considering you are the one who keeps bringing me up. Your internet crush is clear to see.


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #9 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 7:36pm	Print Post
	Quote: quiet majority F on vocabulary.

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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wogoflove Korthos Resident Offline Stop Breathing...... Posts: 95 Joined: Jun 23^rd, 2014	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #10 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 9:01pm	Print Post
	I THINK HE NEEDS TO VISIT THE CYANIDE BUS AND GET THE FUCK OUT. MORONS LIKE THIS WHO SPEAK CAUSE TROUBLE FOR ALL OF US. STOP BREATHING YOU WASTE OF OXYGEN GLOBULOUS MASS OF ASS LICKING EXCREMENT........


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QuantumFX Shroud Slacker Offline Now back to the GOOD part! Posts: 1170 Joined: Nov 15^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #11 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 9:26pm	Print Post
	What do you people have against blowjobs??? I'm pretty sure that a more accurate depiction would be Uurlock's lips attached to Sev's ass "Human Centipede" style.


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Oxidizer Waterworks Kobold Offline Posts: 171 Location: In a snuggie with straps Joined: Apr 28^th, 2013	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #12 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 9:31pm	Print Post
	QuantumFX wrote on Oct 14^th, 2015 at 9:26pm: What do you people have against blowjobs???� I'm pretty sure that a more accurate depiction would be Uurlock's lips attached to Sev's ass "Human Centipede" style.


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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #13 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 9:35pm	Print Post
	Quote: The game is IMHO in a much better state than it was 6 months ago, 9 months ago, a year ago, two years ago, three years ago, four years ago, five years ago, six years ago, seven years ago, eight years ago, nine years ago, wow, and especially ten years ago! Lies.� Pretty sure when I joined DDO 4 years ago there was absolutely no lag.� I remember thinking DDO should be a shining example of how to make a game without lag.� That sentiment went pretty far fucking south.� Lies, I say.
	« Last Edit: Oct 14^th, 2015 at 9:36pm by Mr Reilly »
	- Zorro
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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #14 - Oct 14^th, 2015 at 10:07pm	Print Post
	Mr Reilly wrote on Oct 14^th, 2015 at 9:35pm: Lies.� Pretty sure when I joined DDO 4 years ago there was absolutely no lag.� I remember thinking DDO should be a shining example of how to make a game without lag.� That sentiment went pretty far fucking south.� Lies, I say. There was lag 4 years ago.


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FM Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 263 Joined: Mar 25^th, 2014	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #15 - Oct 15^th, 2015 at 12:25am	Print Post
	Yobai wrote on Oct 14^th, 2015 at 5:03pm: https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/466461-To-Severlin-and-the-Gang-workin... Highlights: gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle... cup the balls... and then he really starts chorging... waiiiit for it... SPLOOSH!!! Never thought I'd see it but, Urlock does a better job on sev'scock than Asheras did slobbing on majmal's. Such a good post.


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Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1213 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #16 - Oct 15^th, 2015 at 12:51am	Print Post
	Can't even blame Uurlol. The fault is his mother's that shit him in the first place and his father that could have simply jerked off the cursed night they decided to conceive that anus sucking abomination. People like UUrlol and Fraan the retard lower the average iq of mankind. Im ashamed even that we belong to the same specie. But enough with compliments. Has this guy no fucking shame whatsoever?


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Tangelina Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 142 Joined: Oct 9^th, 2014	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #17 - Oct 15^th, 2015 at 2:33am	Print Post
	Athanor wrote on Oct 14^th, 2015 at 6:30pm: What in the hell had this boy in her mind!? really? even if you agree with them, what make that boy think and, worse, express that kind on nonsense in public? that is far worse than the worse ass-kisser! so...mm, maybe... Uurlock can only be another Turbinee employee! is the only logic I see on that, only a paid person can do that, isn't it? Unless its Sev and Cordocunt's love child, it would make perfect sense!


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string table error, tableDID Stormreaver Piker Offline ah......fresh meat Posts: 743 Location: Boredville Joined: Dec 9^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #18 - Oct 15^th, 2015 at 2:46am	Print Post
	You can tell that he reads an outdated lecture about Quality Management recently because he keeps on posting those stupid change+good Kaizen Kanji. Probably because he thinks it impresses people. He seems me like the kind of guy that gets a "cool" Sanskrit tattoo on a trip to Goa only to learn that it reads "stupid ape" years later from someone at the beach..
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	You can't win the Vault, you can only make a fool of yourself and be added to my ignore script. Hi Welcome
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Starkjade Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Rogue Scholar Posts: 7082 Location: Canadia Joined: Aug 27^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #19 - Oct 15^th, 2015 at 7:41am	Print Post
	string table error, tableDID wrote on Oct 15^th, 2015 at 2:46am: You can tell that read an outdated lecture about Quality Management recently because he keeps on posting those stupid change+good Kaizen Kanji. Probably because he thinks it cool and impresses people. He seems me like the kind of guy that gets a "cool" Sanskrit tattoo on a trip to Goa only to learn that it reads "stupid ape" years later from someone at the beach.. THIS is how you insult people. Calling someone gay is so 80's.

	Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
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DDONoob Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 247 Joined: May 7^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #20 - Oct 15^th, 2015 at 10:30am	Print Post
	Starkjade wrote on Oct 15^th, 2015 at 7:41am: THIS is how you insult people. Calling someone gay is so 80's. There are actually some vaulties that does not have shit for brains. The vast majority here does not have the intelligence or the vocabulary to insult a dead crow down from a tree though.


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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #21 - Oct 15^th, 2015 at 10:30am	Print Post
	Starkjade wrote on Oct 15^th, 2015 at 7:41am: THIS is how you insult people. Calling someone gay is so 80's. Gay.

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #22 - Oct 15^th, 2015 at 11:29am	Print Post
	Dude's posts seem very sycophantic and pretentious. Especially in the light of his Vault's mental breakdown. Fuck the kobolds too.
	« Last Edit: Oct 15^th, 2015 at 11:29am by Wipe »

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Bigdickrichguy Horoluth Raider Offline I'm gunna put my dick<br />in your vag.<br /> Posts: 2096 Joined: Oct 10^th, 2013	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #23 - Oct 15^th, 2015 at 12:16pm	Print Post
	Urlook is a Cordo sock.


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Starkjade Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Rogue Scholar Posts: 7082 Location: Canadia Joined: Aug 27^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock! Reply #24 - Oct 15^th, 2015 at 1:01pm	Print Post
	Technomage wrote on Oct 15^th, 2015 at 10:30am: Gay. Retard.

	Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
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