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Reply #25 - Oct 15th, 2015 at 1:07pm
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Him, Seikojin, PermaBanned, Qualor and Thurdh have hurt the game far more than and other group combined. (except for maybe the current dev/producer team)
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Reply #26 - Oct 15th, 2015 at 1:20pm
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You forgot Shade  Roll Eyes
  

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Reply #27 - Oct 15th, 2015 at 3:06pm
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Don't forget GaymerGeoff and Shoefaker.
  
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He is probably just mentally ill.
  
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Reply #29 - Oct 15th, 2015 at 6:29pm
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You could always call him tail-light... cos the dumb cunt isn't bright enough to be a head light.... dumb ass fuck head......
  
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Reply #30 - Oct 16th, 2015 at 10:02am
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Lemming wrote on Oct 15th, 2015 at 3:13pm:
He is probably just mentally ill.


Sadly he is just that kind of stupid you have to cope with on a regular basis if working with more than a couple of choosen people....
  
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viadrouw wrote on Oct 16th, 2015 at 10:02am:
Sadly he is just that kind of stupid you have to cope with on a regular basis if working with more than a couple of choosen people....


Thanks god I live in my personal bubble.
  
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Reply #32 - Oct 17th, 2015 at 12:09am
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OMG.

I just read that thread on the mobos.
I should know better.   I feel positively nauseous after that.

I know we're bitter and jaded over here, but those people posting are so blindly ignorant of reality that I pity them.
"Sev and the team are really looking out for us" - really?  Seriously?
Sev & the team are looking out for themselves - their KPI's and next job.
There is no plan - it is all reactive BS.


That thread is too staged to be natural.
Those posters were coordinated. But why?  Do Turdbine think other forumites will read it and go "hey, you know, Turdbine are really cool guys with my best interests at heart...."
No-one could be that stupid to think that could actually work..... could they?
Look's like Jak has competition in the fluffing department.  He's going to have to work hard to outdo that effort.
  
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Reply #33 - Oct 17th, 2015 at 7:15am
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DropBear wrote on Oct 17th, 2015 at 12:09am:
OMG.
No-one could be that stupid to think that could actually work..... could they?


It does work. You have to remember that half the people are downright naïve, nay, stupid. Yes, I went there. But you know deep down in your gut, I am at least partially correct  Cheesy

But seriously, If you are planning on buying any product or service and you read the reviews you can find on it, wont you feel a little more at ease if the vast majority are positive? On the flip side, I know for a fact that I have dismissed a good/service based upon an extreme amount of negative reviews.
  
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Reply #34 - Oct 17th, 2015 at 9:49am
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mystafyi wrote on Oct 17th, 2015 at 7:15am:
You have to remember that half the people are downright naïve, nay, stupid. Yes, I went there. But you know deep down in your gut, I am at least partially correct

Almost all of the people in DropBear's gut are stupid. That's because DropBear is a responsible predator.
  

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Reply #35 - Oct 17th, 2015 at 11:51am
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 17th, 2015 at 9:49am:
Almost all of the people in DropBear's gut are stupid. That's because DropBear is a responsible predator.


Eating only the stupid is not a long term self sustaining strategy.

Eventually you end up having trained yourself to only pursue stupid and are unable to survive once no more stupid remain.

A responsible predator wouldn't constrain their hunt to only low-hanging fruit, but will make sure to keep their skills sharp by occasionally tackling things that slackers say are "too hard".

It's good that "almost all the people in Dropbear's gut are stupid" and not all.  Because nobody wants to atrophy their skill set to Turbine levels.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #36 - Oct 17th, 2015 at 3:21pm
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DropBear wrote on Oct 17th, 2015 at 12:09am:
That thread is too staged to be natural.


That was my first thought.  cybershill.  but seeing the idiotic threads durrplock has been posting lately it could be coincidence.

between his Kobold cosplay begging to catch a turban dick  and ironclown's pinkfaced pantytwisting the mobos are at peak stupid right now.
  

Revaulting wrote on Jul 7th, 2015 at 8:16pm:
Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Reply #37 - Oct 17th, 2015 at 5:06pm
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NoGoodDoc wrote on Oct 15th, 2015 at 1:07pm:
Him, Seikojin, PermaBanned, Qualor and Thurdh have hurt the game far more than and other group combined.

yup
  

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Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock!
Reply #38 - Oct 17th, 2015 at 6:49pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Oct 17th, 2015 at 11:51am:
Because nobody wants to atrophy their skill set to Turbine levels.

You're saying Turbine doesn't want to be Turbine; they just can't help it?
  

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Reply #39 - Oct 17th, 2015 at 7:44pm
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 17th, 2015 at 6:49pm:
You're saying Turbine doesn't want to be Turbine; they just can't help it?


I never said such a thing.

The clearest indication that Turbine wants to be Turbine is that they are never fucking wrong about anything.

  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Re: Keep Slurping That Dong Uurlock!
Reply #40 - Oct 17th, 2015 at 9:23pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Oct 17th, 2015 at 7:44pm:
The clearest indication that Turbine wants to be Turbine is that they are never fucking wrong about anything.

I just think they use different vocabulary for it. Every time they say, "WAI".
  

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Reply #41 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 6:53am
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OldCoaly wrote on Oct 17th, 2015 at 11:51am:
Eating only the stupid is not a long term self sustaining strategy.

Eventually you end up having trained yourself to only pursue stupid and are unable to survive once no more stupid remain.

A responsible predator wouldn't constrain their hunt to only low-hanging fruit, but will make sure to keep their skills sharp by occasionally tackling things that slackers say are "too hard".

It's good that "almost all the people in Dropbear's gut are stupid" and not all.  Because nobody wants to atrophy their skill set to Turbine levels.


Indeed, stupid prey like people who camp under trees and tourists are the "low hanging fruit" as you describe, but they're not always in plentiful supply.
But no self respecting DropBear is going to turn down an easy meal - life's tough in the bush.
A disturbing trend and a blight on our food chain in recent years are these darn plastic augments.  You're happily sitting in your gum tree and find yourself a nice buxom tourist passing below and think you're in for a hearty meal, and before you know it, you're choking on plastic bits.  😕
What is it with humans and their silicon augments.  Don't they know that plastic is dangerous for animals and the the environment?

That said, when things are boring we like to amp up the challenge.  Mountain bike and motor bike riders are always a challenge.  Ending up in the spokes is never pleasant, nor is getting your tackle caught in a helmet visor. 
And there is sometimes danger, as the occasional human has the bane of all DropBears, no not vegemite (which is just annoying), but the 12 gauge.  😡

So fear not my friends, there is no complacency, for DropBears are compelled to be finely honed predators to survive in the Aussie Outback.
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Reply #42 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 3:33am
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DropBear wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 6:53am:
And there is sometimes danger, as the occasional human has the bane of all DropBears, no not vegemite (which is just annoying), but the 12 gauge.  😡



  

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