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Oct 18th, 2015 at 5:26am
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You know "those guys."  The one's who are always in the flyest groups?  The one's who run nothing but EE?  The one's who always have the rarest items in abundance to trade?  The one's who never die?  The one's who seem to do everything (DPS, CC, heals, rez, traps, locks, diplo, etc.) every time, without failure?  The one's who got bitches on their dick (all female groups because they KNOW they can solo the quest, so it's basically a chat party)?  The one's who have the impossible-to-improve-upon gear?  The one's whose LFM's fill instantly, even for fucking hipster quests?  The one's who don't even make an LFM half the time because their shit fills on private channels?  The one's who log in and get bombarded with tells asking "whatcha runnin'?" 

Are you one of those guys?

Didn't think so.

Faggot.
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Reply #1 - Oct 18th, 2015 at 5:42am
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See?  Ya'll niggas thing I was fucking around.  When I said I was the greatest DDO player in the history of history, that's not my opinion: it's what I got sick of hearing every damned day for years on end; even from people I didn't know.

You'll never know what that feels like.
  
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Do you even solo EE tor, all dragons?
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Can you even run EE VON 2 handed?
  
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Solo EE WGU in under 19:25 (current EE solo record, no deaths or re-entries [as always]).  I'd like to meet the man who set that one....
  
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[] wrote on Oct 18th, 2015 at 5:42am:
See?  Ya'll niggas thing I was fucking around.  When I said I was the greatest DDO player in the history of history, that's not my opinion: it's what I got sick of hearing every damned day for years on end; even from people I didn't know.

You'll never know what that feels like.



Ah, you are playing on Gayfinder server. Roll Eyes
  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #6 - Oct 18th, 2015 at 7:02am
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I only play on one server, and Wayfinder ain't it.  I should say "used to play" I'm not stickingaround for this latest round of ranal ape nerfs.
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Reply #7 - Oct 18th, 2015 at 7:09am
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um, just read that shit: who's the Feyn law, high powered lawyer, Senate staffer whose bragging (basically) about being a nobody...to nobodys...who play an mmorpg?  PRO TIP: the fact that he's not working as an attorney in private practice tells you he failed out of law school, and his parent hooked him up with a poilitical connection, as an aide to somebody who actually is somebody.

Keep it pleb nigger faggot.
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Reply #8 - Oct 18th, 2015 at 7:34am
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when you start thinking like an alpha male, you'll start feeling like an alpha male; and pretty soon you'll start acting like an alpha male.

be "that guy" faggots.  i do it every day, and very shortly, excellence becomes routine; standard operating procedure.
  
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Reply #9 - Oct 18th, 2015 at 10:16am
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[] wrote on Oct 18th, 2015 at 7:34am:
when you start thinking like an alpha male, you'll start feeling like an alpha male; and pretty soon you'll start acting like an alpha male.

be "that guy" faggots.  i do it every day, and very shortly, excellence becomes routine; standard operating procedure.


until you walk up to me, a stronger alpha male RL
, then what ? back down? or roll? No chance bro.
  
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Reply #10 - Oct 18th, 2015 at 10:51am
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You guys are either smoking or living under a rock.
Really, Alpha males?
A shitty ideal thats been debunked decades ago.

[] wrote on Oct 18th, 2015 at 5:46am:
Do you even solo EE tor, all dragons?

What an outdated achievement to brag about. U think dis hard?

[] wrote on Oct 18th, 2015 at 5:48am:
Can you even run EE VON 2 handed?

What. Are we playing the same game?

[] wrote on Oct 18th, 2015 at 7:02am:
I should say "used to play"

Exactly, i think not.


Git outta here racist scumbag.
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[] wrote on Oct 18th, 2015 at 7:02am:
I'm not stickingaround for this latest round of ranal ape nerfs.


Ok.  Sounds like a plan.  I'm sure you will contintue to enjoy your apparently amazing and blessed life. 
  
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Asheras wrote on Oct 18th, 2015 at 12:32pm:
Ok.  Sounds like a plan.  I'm sure you will contintue to enjoy your apparently amazing and blessed life. 


Give the boy some credits. At age of 9 he swears and smartasses like a 12 year old. For all we know, he may be making sense at age 45. Roll Eyes
  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #13 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 10:54am
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So much with the gay stuff, calling everyone fags and such. Need more of these

  
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humungus is correct
  
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LordHumungus wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 10:54am:
Need more of these



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