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Gnomes. Are. Coming.
Oct 19th, 2015 at 3:54am
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Yes, they will be op first and buggy, only to be nerfed later and sold for 350 tp on sale eventually, but still. Roll Eyes

There will be gnomes by update 30. Shocked
  

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The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
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Reply #1 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 4:02am
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Proof?
  
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Reply #2 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 4:05am
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cordo and/or sev mentioned it several times
http://ddowiki.com/page/Gnome
  
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Reply #3 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 4:14am
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and we are assuming the games going to make it that far?
  
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Reply #4 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 4:26am
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Sounds like the title of the worst porno ever.
  

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Skoodge wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 4:26am:
Sounds like the title of the worst porno ever.


Yes.  Smiley

  
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Reply #6 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 5:20am
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Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 5:14am:


Shouldn't that be in the urlock smoking cordo's cock thread?
  

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Reply #7 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 6:40am
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Kobolds would have been more fun, but I guess they would have been forced to do a new model for them. Gnomes will be a re-skinned halflings I guess.

Will they be clever enough to make the gnome girls really cute with lots of cosmetic options? Because I think there are a lot of girl-games out there that would totaly buy that.
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Reply #8 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 6:52am
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Fucking gnomes. The most boring race in the history of D&D. Turbine's perfect match.
  

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Reply #9 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 7:03am
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 6:52am:
Fucking gnomes. The most boring race in the history of D&D. Turbine's perfect match.


Amen brother RV.

How is playing a gnome going to make any difference to how you experience the game?

Not in my top 100 things they could do to turn the game around sorry. 
  
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Reply #10 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 7:19am
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maybe they'll release another illusion spell along with it
  
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painkiller wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 7:19am:
maybe they'll release another illusion spell along with it


Oh yeah!!!! Then they'll have 3 spells they can specialise in!
How awesome will that PK build be?  (Back in 2010?)
  
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DropBear wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 8:20am:
Oh yeah!!!! Then they'll have 3 spells they can specialise in!
How awesome will that PK build be?  (Back in 2010?)


well what else are gnomes good for?  except the picture above I guess...
  
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Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 5:14am:


Smiley


Who Cares wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 5:20am:
Shouldn't that be in the urlock smoking cordo's cock thread?

I think Uurcock has his laughing gear around Sev's meat Popsicle.
No room under Cordo's desk atm.


  
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Reply #15 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 9:23am
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DropBear wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 7:03am:
Amen brother RV.

How is playing a gnome going to make any difference to how you experience the game?

Not in my top 100 things they could do to turn the game around sorry. 

It will keep them busy doing something that doesn't screw with anybody's build or dump a new crap system on us, so yay gnomes!

I mean, seriously, what else "resume worthy" would you have them do? The current team sucks at new content, the last time they released a new class it unleashed a shitstorm of build breaking "rebalancing", and we certainly don't need any new systems or having the harbor layout shuffled again. The biggest help for the future of the game would be cleaning up the code and fixing bugs, but that's booooring on a resume, and no Turdbin manager will be around long enough to actually see the future of the game, so why bother. So let them keep busy with gnomes for a while, and we can all cheer their "genius"  Roll Eyes
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Reply #16 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 9:26am
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Barkabout wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 8:36am:

Well, judging by the pictures we're going to miss the chick market segment Undecided
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 6:52am:
Fucking gnomes. The most boring race in the history of D&D. Turbine's perfect match.


Racist.

  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #18 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 10:27am
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Ya, I never understood the Gnome love.  I think people like what they 'think' Gnomes are.  I don't really need another race taller then Halflings that have less advantages.

I also would have loved to play a monster race like Kobolds.
  
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Who Cares wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 5:20am:
Shouldn't that be in the urlock smoking cordo's cock thread?


Notharharhar was in line first!
  
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string table error, tableDID wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 6:40am:
Kobolds would have been more fun,



NO, nonononnonononnonoon. Think about all the endless Kobold twaddle we would have to put up with Uurlicker posting.

The guy is a hot mess as it is, imagine how bad it would get if he actually had something to do with Kobolds.

Crisis averted.  Wink
  
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DropBear wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 7:03am:
Amen brother RV.

How is playing a gnome going to make any difference to how you experience the game?

Not in my top 100 things they could do to turn the game around sorry. 



They will make them the wisdom race, you heard it here first.
  
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Reply #22 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 10:34am
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RemRemi wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 10:32am:
They will make them the wisdom race, you heard it here first.

Turdbin already lost the wisdom race  Grin
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Reply #23 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 10:39am
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DropBear wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 8:20am:
Oh yeah!!!! Then they'll have 3 spells they can specialise in!
How awesome will that PK build be?  (Back in 2010?)


I'll bet Gnomes will come with the Dancing Lights spell, but the spell will come prenerfed and won't light up anything.
  
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Meursault wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 10:34am:
Turdbin already lost the wisdom race  Grin




LOL!!!
  
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