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Reply #25 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 11:34am
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Hmm, little and possibly comes with +INT? Mech!

(Not that I'll buy them until sales and "balance".)
  
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Reply #26 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 7:55pm
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Meursault wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 9:23am:
It will keep them busy doing something that doesn't screw with anybody's build or dump a new crap system on us, so yay gnomes!

Good point. Alright, I'm calling off the "Gnomeans Gno" campaign.
  

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Reply #27 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 8:05pm
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 7:55pm:
Good point. Alright, I'm calling off the "Gnomeans Gno" campaign.

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Reply #28 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 8:43pm
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never got the big deal about gnomes.
really what is the big fuckin deal?
gay.
  
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Reply #29 - Oct 19th, 2015 at 9:10pm
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 8:43pm:
never got the big deal about gnomes.
really what is the big fuckin deal?
gay.


and retarded on top of it.

So many races to chose and they picked gno "fucking" mes. Why not to Aasimar, Tiefling, Kalashtars and many others that have been requested since years ago?

No, they picked gnomes. Months at sucking each of turbine cocks and Uurlol finally got the cumshot right on his face. Gnomes. Assholes



  
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Reply #30 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 12:25am
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Gnomes are kinda a core race and one that will, hopefully, get a boost to a casting stat.

I'm not a huge fan of Gnomes in general.  I'd have rather had casting stat boost classes that were a bit more cool.  Tiefling for example.  They already have the artwork done.
  
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Reply #31 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 12:46am
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No, your standard rock gnome in Eberron starts with a +2 to Con and a -2 to Str.

Boring!
  

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Reply #32 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 12:51am
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Reply #33 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 12:51am
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Technomage wrote on Oct 20th, 2015 at 12:46am:
No, your standard rock gnome in Eberron starts with a +2 to Con and a -2 to Str.

Boring!


I was thinking more of a svirfneblin or something.  A +2 to Wis or +2 to Int would be preferrable.  Otherwise a Gnome is just a pussy dwarf. 

We already have several races that bump dex, con, and str.  Enough already.
  
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Reply #34 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 12:53am
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Asheras wrote on Oct 20th, 2015 at 12:51am:
I was thinking more of a svirfneblin or something.  A +2 to Wis or +2 to Int would be preferrable.  Otherwise a Gnome is just a pussy dwarf. 

We already have several races that bump dex, con, and str.  Enough already.

Agreed. Svirneblin, if given all the stuff they get in v3.5, would be ridiculously OP though.
  

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Reply #35 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 1:52am
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[] wrote on Oct 20th, 2015 at 12:51am:


Did not bother watching, But I am sure-->

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DPqNHkm1bM

is better, and just for you. Wink
  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #36 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 2:05am
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Screw Gnomes.. I want Half-Giants... and dual wield normal 2-Handed Weapons.. or use a single Giants 2-Handed Weapon made specifically for them. If you're not a Giant.. ya can't use it, so fuck off.

Naturally, they get +3 Str & +3 Con, but -4 Dex & Cha & Reflex Saves. Not to mention slow as fuck for movement rate & attack speed. Oh, and can't jump for shit.   Cheesy
  
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Reply #37 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 6:03am
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They better make them Svirneblin or invent an overperforming Past Life: Gnome feat or else no one is going to buy them.
  

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Reply #38 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 9:55am
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They should make current non-human non-BF races worth of playing outside extremally niche weird builds, or flavor choice before adding next fucking race to be non worth of playing.
  
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Reply #39 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:05am
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 8:43pm:
never got the big deal about gnomes.
really what is the big fuckin deal?
gay.


I've said it before, I'll say it again.  In all my years of table top gaming, I've never seen anyone besides a girl or a homosexual play a gnome.  Not saying you have to suck cock to like gnomes, but apparently it helps.
  

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Reply #40 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:18am
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Skoodge wrote on Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:05am:
I've said it before, I'll say it again.  In all my years of table top gaming, I've never seen anyone besides a girl or a homosexual play a gnome.  Not saying you have to suck cock to like gnomes, but apparently it helps.



I assume it did not help you?  Tongue
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Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #41 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:32am
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I don't always suck cock, but when I do, it doesn't help me like gnomes.
  

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Reply #42 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:37am
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:32am:
I don't always suck cock, but when I do, it doesn't help me like gnomes.


??    Shocked
  
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Reply #43 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:46am
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DropBear wrote on Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:37am:
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You're saying it helps you?
  

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Reply #44 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 11:39am
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Skoodge wrote on Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:05am:
I've said it before, I'll say it again.  In all my years of table top gaming, I've never seen anyone besides a girl or a homosexual play a gnome.  Not saying you have to suck cock to like gnomes, but apparently it helps.

There must be a shit-ton of fags on the DDO Forums then. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting some gnome-loving homos.
  

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Reply #45 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 1:07pm
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DropBear wrote on Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:37am:
??    Shocked


Dont tell me aussie dropbears never drink Dos Equis.
  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #46 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 2:09pm
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I would have loved a darker ddo.

I mean they could go with some cool race. Nope we get fucking smurfs. Just add rainbow colors and unicorns.
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Reply #47 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 8:16pm
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Wipe wrote on Oct 20th, 2015 at 2:09pm:
I would have loved a darker ddo.

I mean they could go with some cool race. Nope we get fucking smurfs. Just add rainbow colors and unicorns.
So g&r.



  

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Reply #49 - Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:28pm
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Skoodge wrote on Oct 20th, 2015 at 10:05am:
I've said it before, I'll say it again.  In all my years of table top gaming, I've never seen anyone besides a girl or a homosexual play a gnome.  Not saying you have to suck cock to like gnomes, but apparently it helps.


Quality post, sir. Quality post.
  
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