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Poll closed Question: How Faggoty are you on Teh Gamblerz Faggot Scale
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Nun-like in my sexual habits.    
  4 (7.1%)
Habitual in my nun-like sex.    
  0 (0.0%)
Stay Frosty    
  3 (5.4%)
Donuts    
  16 (28.6%)
Tasteful Side-Boob    
  15 (26.8%)
Boobs!!!    
  15 (26.8%)
Enjoys masturbation because you are touching a Dick.    
  1 (1.8%)
Watches Straight Porn for the Dick    
  0 (0.0%)
Watches Straight Porn for Fashion Tips    
  0 (0.0%)
DOUBLERAINBOWRAWR    
  2 (3.6%)




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Bags and bags of dicks.
  

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Donuts.
  
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no pony inspired options? how are we supposed to accuratly guage our faggotry without a pony metric?
  
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deftest wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 10:55am:
no pony inspired options? how are we supposed to accuratly guage our faggotry without a pony metric?

That's ptobably for another poll at a later date.
  

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Re: Know when to hold 'em. (Dicks)
Reply #5 - Nov 17th, 2015 at 12:59pm
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this unfunny tryhard shitposting

go fuck yourself op
  

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eighnuss wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 12:59pm:
this unfunny tryhard shitposting

go fuck yourself op



It's alive!!!!!!!!
  
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He's posting here just so someone can say they miss Eighnuss.
  

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Revaulting wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 7:41pm:
He's posting here just so someone can say they miss Eighnuss.



Nailed it.

@ Eighnuss:  Your wish is my command...

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eighnuss wrote on Nov 17th, 2015 at 12:59pm:
this unfunny tryhard shitposting

go fuck yourself op


Oh yeah it took all of about 5 sec to regurgitate typical Vault tripe.

I wasn't being funny.

And yeah I posted a bunch of shit.

/shrug

Seems par for the coarse these days on the Vault...

  

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Mokune wrote on Nov 18th, 2015 at 6:10am:
Seems par for the coarse


I see what you did there.
  
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Reply #11 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 7:23am
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Mokune wrote on Nov 18th, 2015 at 6:07am:
Nailed it.

I missed eighnuss, and then nailed it?
This seems backwards to me.
  

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Reply #12 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 9:38am
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http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1447827570

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Hi KNN, did you know that I can prove that you are lying or if you are telling the truth (no chance) in just five easy steps?

As long as you willing take part, I have made all the needed  arrangements with Strake to conduct that 5 step test in a way that will not only guarantee your privacy and anonymity. But also sort things out once and for all, I made the arrangements just in case you tried to come back.

So what if even with Strake's guarantee you still refuse to take part in this process?.... well then everyone here will finally have 100% proof that you are a delusional fantasist. 

But if you do take part and are proven to be telling the truth it is safe to say that you will pretty much own the Vault, no joke it will be all yours because I know for one that if you are telling the truth (near impossible) I will be choneing immediately, as will many friends.

Let me be very clear, as of right now those are your only two choices, your only two. You willingly take part in a very simple process or by trying to avoid the truth you will be outed as a joke for the umpteenth time and laughed out of the Vault by your own hand. 

To be fair I'm going to give you a several hours to decide, I will check back later, tomorrow morning. 

In the meantime I'm going to ignore ALL AND ANY POSTURING that you will no doubt engage in right after I post this, none of it matters to me, I only am interested in seeing this settled once and for all, you and your racist ignorance tire and bore me.

To that end I will ignore all your characteristic nonsense until I post a brand new thread in this forum tomorrow  morning. In that thread I will ask you for your decision,  giving you the opportunity to publicly either agree or refuse to take part in the simple 5 step test. I won't be entertaining any stories, excuses, abuse, I will only be looking for a yes or no answer.

Additionally you can PM me if you have any questions, and let me know your intentions or concerns you may have. But come the time I post that thread asking for your answer it will all be on you.

-Agree and we will be able to complete the 5 easy steps by the end of the day all while maintaining your anonymity.

-Or, refuse and every single person here on the vault will know that you are a liar terrified of being exposed. And I would guess that you will be given a rather nasty and embarrassing Vault title and Icon.

Play time is over KNN, it's time to put up or be a joke forever.


Thank you for your time.
  
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Reply #13 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 10:03am
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Hi KNN, did you know that I can prove that you are lying or if you are telling the truth (no chance) in just five easy steps?

As long as you willing take part, I have made all the needed  arrangements with Strake to conduct that 5 step test in a way that will not only guarantee your privacy and anonymity. But also sort things out once and for all, I made the arrangements just in case you tried to come back.

So what if even with Strake's guarantee you still refuse to take part in this process?.... well then everyone here will finally have 100% proof that you are a delusional fantasist. 

But if you do take part and are proven to be telling the truth it is safe to say that you will pretty much own the Vault, no joke it will be all yours because I know for one that if you are telling the truth (near impossible) I will be choneing immediately, as will many friends.

Let me be very clear, as of right now those are your only two choices, your only two. You willingly take part in a very simple process or by trying to avoid the truth you will be outed as a joke for the umpteenth time and laughed out of the Vault by your own hand. 

To be fair I'm going to give you a several hours to decide, I will check back later, tomorrow morning. 

In the meantime I'm going to ignore ALL AND ANY POSTURING that you will no doubt engage in right after I post this, none of it matters to me, I only am interested in seeing this settled once and for all, you and your racist ignorance tire and bore me.

To that end I will ignore all your characteristic nonsense until I post a brand new thread in this forum tomorrow  morning. In that thread I will ask you for your decision,  giving you the opportunity to publicly either agree or refuse to take part in the simple 5 step test. I won't be entertaining any stories, excuses, abuse, I will only be looking for a yes or no answer.

Additionally you can PM me if you have any questions, and let me know your intentions or concerns you may have. But come the time I post that thread asking for your answer it will all be on you.

-Agree and we will be able to complete the 5 easy steps by the end of the day all while maintaining your anonymity.

-Or, refuse and every single person here on the vault will know that you are a liar terrified of being exposed. And I would guess that you will be given a rather nasty and embarrassing Vault title and Icon.

Play time is over KNN, it's time to put up or be a joke forever.


Thank you for your time.
  
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Hi KNN, did you know that I can prove that you are lying or if you are telling the truth (no chance) in just five easy steps?

As long as you willing take part, I have made all the needed  arrangements with Strake to conduct that 5 step test in a way that will not only guarantee your privacy and anonymity. But also sort things out once and for all, I made the arrangements just in case you tried to come back.

So what if even with Strake's guarantee you still refuse to take part in this process?.... well then everyone here will finally have 100% proof that you are a delusional fantasist. 

But if you do take part and are proven to be telling the truth it is safe to say that you will pretty much own the Vault, no joke it will be all yours because I know for one that if you are telling the truth (near impossible) I will be choneing immediately, as will many friends.

Let me be very clear, as of right now those are your only two choices, your only two. You willingly take part in a very simple process or by trying to avoid the truth you will be outed as a joke for the umpteenth time and laughed out of the Vault by your own hand. 

To be fair I'm going to give you a several hours to decide, I will check back later, tomorrow morning. 

In the meantime I'm going to ignore ALL AND ANY POSTURING that you will no doubt engage in right after I post this, none of it matters to me, I only am interested in seeing this settled once and for all, you and your racist ignorance tire and bore me.

To that end I will ignore all your characteristic nonsense until I post a brand new thread in this forum tomorrow  morning. In that thread I will ask you for your decision,  giving you the opportunity to publicly either agree or refuse to take part in the simple 5 step test. I won't be entertaining any stories, excuses, abuse, I will only be looking for a yes or no answer.

Additionally you can PM me if you have any questions, and let me know your intentions or concerns you may have. But come the time I post that thread asking for your answer it will all be on you.

-Agree and we will be able to complete the 5 easy steps by the end of the day all while maintaining your anonymity.

-Or, refuse and every single person here on the vault will know that you are a liar terrified of being exposed. And I would guess that you will be given a rather nasty and embarrassing Vault title and Icon.

Play time is over KNN, it's time to put up or be a joke forever.


Thank you for your time.
  
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