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TornadoJoe DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 455 Joined: Sep 23^rd, 2014	Fucking Hiers Dec 1^st, 2015 at 7:18pm	Print Post
	Why do hiers, at level, fail INT and search tests? I've never used hiers before but am running a barb at the moment and need something with INT to open the rune in Lost Tome. I bought a rogue, didn't work, bought a wizard, nothing. WTF!


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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #1 - Dec 1^st, 2015 at 7:23pm	Print Post
	You mean "hires" as in hirelings?

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TornadoJoe DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 455 Joined: Sep 23^rd, 2014	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #2 - Dec 1^st, 2015 at 7:27pm	Print Post
	Technomage wrote on Dec 1^st, 2015 at 7:23pm: You mean "hires" as in hirelings? Yeah, little tipsy....


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Endlessorrow Korthos Resident Offline All is loss, the taste of joy has become ashes. Posts: 99 Location: The Gothic South Joined: Jun 8^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #3 - Dec 1^st, 2015 at 7:47pm	Print Post
	What no augment summons feat?


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #4 - Dec 1^st, 2015 at 7:52pm	Print Post
	Endlessorrow wrote on Dec 1^st, 2015 at 7:47pm: What no augment summons feat? Come on dude, this is the first feat everybody should pick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #5 - Dec 1^st, 2015 at 8:00pm	Print Post
	ILoveExploits wrote on Dec 1^st, 2015 at 7:52pm: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

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TornadoJoe DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 455 Joined: Sep 23^rd, 2014	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #6 - Dec 1^st, 2015 at 8:10pm	Print Post
	I am a triple comp, so I have three druid past lives, which should add +6 to their stats....
	« Last Edit: Dec 1^st, 2015 at 8:11pm by TornadoJoe »

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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #7 - Dec 1^st, 2015 at 8:12pm	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Dec 1^st, 2015 at 8:00pm: ! Fran love !!exclamation!points!!!!!!!!!!!

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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Bigdickrichguy Horoluth Raider Offline I'm gunna put my dick<br />in your vag.<br /> Posts: 2096 Joined: Oct 10^th, 2013	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #8 - Dec 1^st, 2015 at 8:24pm	Print Post
	If you're a triple why are you running Lost Tome?


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apep Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 244 Joined: Apr 11^th, 2011	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #9 - Dec 1^st, 2015 at 8:27pm	Print Post
	TornadoJoe wrote on Dec 1^st, 2015 at 8:10pm: I am a triple comp, so I have three druid past lives, which should add +6 to their stats.... Meanwhile, at Turbine Quote: Wait, it's supposed to add to their stats?


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9987 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #10 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 3:14am	Print Post
	drones don't have skill and stat bonus item...

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FranOhmsford Dragon Raider Offline Rule Britannia Posts: 249 Location: Cannock Chase Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #11 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 4:58am	Print Post
	TornadoJoe wrote on Dec 1^st, 2015 at 7:18pm: Why do hiers, at level, fail INT and search tests? I've never used hiers before but am running a barb at the moment and need something with INT to open the rune in Lost Tome. I bought a rogue, didn't work, bought a wizard, nothing. WTF! First of all which Rogue and Wizard hires did you use? Lost Tome Int Rune requirement is only 13 or 14 so there shouldn't be a single Rogue or Wiz hire in the game that can't get them. Secondly there is a bug with hires where sometimes you have to get them to be right in front of the rune to have them use it {2 feet away and they'll just stand there looking at you.}. Thirdly those Runes are situated in a position where it's possible for the hire to be hit by the lightning and distracted. Honestly though - You don't even need Int to run Lost Tome in the first place - Just use the sides {by the runes} to avoid the lightning. It's not like you need the optional xp or chest from the side room at the end either.

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WeHaveLived Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 945 Joined: Apr 24^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #12 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 6:40am	Print Post
	When Fran tells you how to git gud, you may as well just kill yourself.


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Alex DeLarge Epic Poster Offline Get ready for some of the 'ol in-out, in-out Posts: 3482 Location: Foggy Albion Joined: May 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #13 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 6:46am	Print Post
	WeHaveLived wrote on Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 6:40am: When Fran tells you how to git gud, you may as well just kill yourself.


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Mokune Shroud Slacker Offline Gimped Hairless Ape Posts: 1115 Joined: Nov 16^th, 2011	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #14 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 7:04am	Print Post
	30 resist ship shrine, CSW pots and run through the motherfuckers... WTF!!! Is this what happens you dupe XP stones to 3x completionist? Fail @ harbor quests and bitch about hirelings... LMFAO...seriously

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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #15 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 7:13am	Print Post
	Mokune wrote on Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 7:04am: 30 resist ship shrine, CSW pots and run through Also, 10 starting INT + ship buff + Fox potion = 16 INT, which is enough for all the Harbor INT runes.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #16 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 8:03am	Print Post
	Mokune wrote on Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 7:04am: 30 resist ship shrine, CSW pots and run through the motherfuckers... WTF!!! Is this what happens you dupe XP stones to 3x completionist? Fail @ harbor quests and bitch about hirelings... LMFAO...seriously So true lol

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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nietzsche Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 52 Joined: Aug 9^th, 2012	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #17 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 9:03am	Print Post
	TornadoJoe wrote on Dec 1^st, 2015 at 7:18pm: Why do hiers, at level, fail INT and search tests? I've never used hiers before but am running a barb at the moment and need something with INT to open the rune in Lost Tome. I bought a rogue, didn't work, bought a wizard, nothing. WTF! troll attempt 3/10


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LordHumungus Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 150 Joined: Nov 3^rd, 2013	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #18 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 9:25am	Print Post
	nietzsche wrote on Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 9:03am: troll attempt 3/10 I would've rated it lower, but it seems to have gotten a few folks.


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Toke Stormreaver Piker Offline ... or maybe I was just smoking something. Posts: 744 Joined: Jan 7^th, 2014	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #19 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 10:27am	Print Post
	This game would be much more entertaining if there were fucking hires.

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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #20 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 10:49am	Print Post
	Come on, the hires fuck you all the damn time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #21 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 11:29am	Print Post
	These boards are too easy; it's like epic elite in those old epic quests; just about everyone posting in this thread failed the INT check BTW.
	« Last Edit: Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 11:30am by [] »

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That #1 STUNNA Ex Member	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #22 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 12:18pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 11:29am: These boards are too easy; it's like epic elite in those old epic quests; just about everyone posting in this thread failed the INT check BTW. Yeah so easy you all got fooled into think we was trolled because we were tricked, fooled, played, and exposed as a delusional liar, ha jokes on you we were just role playing that! in real life we are even bigger losers so again we win! Gambler


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #23 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 12:31pm	Print Post
	You do realize I've driven you completely insane, right?


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Sailias Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 251 Joined: Nov 16^th, 2015	Re: Fucking Hiers Reply #24 - Dec 2^nd, 2015 at 2:42pm	Print Post
	This thread.

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