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OK well have a joke then
Dec 15th, 2015 at 9:31pm
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Met a salty old dog in Three Barrel cove with an eye patch, a hook, and a peg leg.

"Ahoy there! You're looking worse for wear my friend" says me.

“Me pirate ship was attacked. A cannon ball blew off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” says me.

“Next we got boarded and some burly fella by the name of Unkor hacked off my hand with his bloody axe! So now I wear this hook."

"That's terrible. And the eye?" says me.

“I barely made it back to port, but as soon as I was on the dock, the biggest seagull you ever saw took a big white shite right in me eye!"

"But that wouldn't leave you blind, friend!" says me.

“True,” he says “but it was me first day with the hook!”
  
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Re: OK well have a joke then
Reply #1 - Dec 16th, 2015 at 1:26am
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DIAF.
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I pulled a Cloak of Invisibility, and now I can't find it.
  
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no boobies fuck off
  
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Hmmm.... idk what to think of this.
  
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Post jokes, faggots!
  
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[] wrote on Jan 3rd, 2016 at 8:37am:
Post jokes, faggots!

This place is all about tits - Butt you can eat a dick (since you don't like tits)
  
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Hah! Smiley
  
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Reply #8 - Jan 6th, 2016 at 11:40pm
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Dratom wrote on Jan 6th, 2016 at 2:17pm:
Hah! Smiley


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Dratom wrote on Jan 6th, 2016 at 2:17pm:
Hah! Smiley


  
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Reply #10 - Jan 7th, 2016 at 2:33pm
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LIAF - Live in a Fire....

I don't want you to die.  I want you to live for an eternity burning and never dying.
  
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