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Orbs and Augments
Jan 20th, 2016 at 4:18am
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Been a while since I had an orb user so forgive my naivete but
will endless night or meteoric augments work in orbs? 

that is if I slot one in the orb and I hit something with the sword in my other hand will the orb augments proc?
  

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Reply #1 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 6:03am
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Yobai wrote on Jan 20th, 2016 at 4:18am:
Been a while since I had an orb user so forgive my naivete but
will endless night or meteoric augments work in orbs? 

that is if I slot one in the orb and I hit something with the sword in my other hand will the orb augments proc?


If the augment says "on-hit" then it won't work in an orb.
  

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Reply #2 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 8:24am
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Alex DeLarge wrote on Jan 20th, 2016 at 6:03am:
If the augment says "on-hit" then it won't work in an orb.

not if we are talking about Turdbin.
  

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Reply #3 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:11am
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Alex with the "read basic English, faggot" response to Yobai's exceedingly stupid question.  What a fucking retard, no wonder Turbine manages to turn a profit: P.T. Barnum was correct.

"Will devotion augments heal me on hit?"

-Yobai
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Reply #4 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:15am
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Puerto Potty you forgot to clean the semen in your mouth after suck dicks all night.
  

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Reply #5 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:16am
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"Can I put two augments in the same slot?"

-Yobai
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Reply #6 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:17am
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You can put more than 1 dick in your mouth, so...
  

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Reply #7 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:19am
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[] wrote on Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:16am:
Can I put two augments in the same slot?


Yes.. the max you can put in a slot is 6k. All will proc and provide benefits. Please send video of you filling it up.. thanks!
  
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Reply #8 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:20am
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"If I slot a 1d6 fire augment in a weapon, then slot another 1d6 fire augment in another weapon, and proceed to dual weild them; does that make me a flamming faggot?"

-Yobai

(ANSWER: No, no it doesn't: you're a faggot all along, regardless of what you do with those weapons.)
  
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Reply #9 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:30am
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Puerto Potty go back to sucking dicks, you are boring today.
  

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Reply #10 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:33am
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"Ok, ok, ok: I have an augment up my ass right now.  If I log into the game and start playing, will that augment produce any in-game effects?"

-Yobai
  
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Reply #11 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:38am
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Puerto Potty is that true that you learn to suck dicks sucking the monos?
  

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Reply #12 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:41am
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"I literally can't fit another augment up my ass, and if I were to start pulling them out and swallowing them one by one, only to expel them out of my ass for a second time when I shit them out, would they still work?"

-Yobai
  
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Reply #13 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:43am
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Hey Yobai, I think this is the way he solicits for business. Just watch your junk, his mouth's full of bullshit and mangoo.
  
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Reply #14 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:45am
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Puerto Potty how many augs you can stick in your ass?
  

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Reply #15 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:47am
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"If an augment is travelling South-West at 90 miles an hour on a 1800 mile long road, while another augment is travelling North-East at 120 miles on hour along the same 1800 mile strip, assuming an equidistant point of origin for both augments, at what point on their journey will the augments pass eachother?"

-Yobai
  
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Reply #16 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 11:01am
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Potty how much you are selling the pringles can antennas?
  

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Reply #17 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 11:02am
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"I can't stop shoving things up my ass."

-Yobai
  
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Reply #18 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 11:04am
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Yobai wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:29pm:



Yobai wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:21pm:


Yobai wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:23pm:
  

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The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #19 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 11:06am
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"My cavernous ass knows no bounds."

-Yobai
  
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Reply #20 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 11:08am
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Yobai wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:29pm:



Yobai wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:21pm:


Yobai wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:23pm:
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #21 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 11:09am
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"Please, kill me."

-Yobai
  
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Reply #22 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 11:31am
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Yobai wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:29pm:



Yobai wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:21pm:


Yobai wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:23pm:
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #23 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 1:49pm
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[] wrote on Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:11am:
-Yobai

[] wrote on Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:16am:
-Yobai

[] wrote on Jan 20th, 2016 at 10:20am:
-Yobai

[] wrote on Jan 20th, 2016 at 11:02am:
-Yobai

[] wrote on Jan 20th, 2016 at 11:09am:
-Yobai


awwww thanks for keeping me foremost in your thoughts buddy.

I know you want to be my lover. 





but you're a vault receptacle and  nothing more to me.  now turn around.  someone else is ready to give you another serving of GRAND MARNIER!

  

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Reply #24 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 1:50pm
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Alex DeLarge wrote on Jan 20th, 2016 at 6:03am:
If the augment says "on-hit" then it won't work in an orb.


so they actually fixed this?
  

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