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Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:09pm
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Lots of names I don't recognize, but ssdd.  Was wondering if anyone on Khyber has some time to bring me back to speed on everything new, run around and quest, raid, advise, etc
thx
  

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Strakeln wrote on Feb 1st, 2012 at 10:37pm:
JakLee will be the bailiff.  He's got a stun gun and everything.


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Reply #1 - Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:18pm
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Nigga what the FUCK would make you come back to an obsolete, shitty video game from 2006 after weening yourself off the Satanic cock of Turbine for 4 fucking years?!
  
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what guild/toon on khyber?
  
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harharharhar wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:19pm:
what guild/toon on khyber?


This isn't a gay chatroom where you can just go trolling for cock, Jakeelala.
  
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I have 16 toons on Khyber, Chaotic Good Outsiders; but none of the other guys from when I played have logged in in almost 2 years so......
When I played level 20 cap and reincarnation was the big deal, so I have a variety of toons in various levels of hitting 20 for the first, second or third time
ATM: CapnObvious is the one I am levelings since warforged artificer was cake back in the day
  

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Strakeln wrote on Feb 1st, 2012 at 10:37pm:
JakLee will be the bailiff.  He's got a stun gun and everything.


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My bad, Jakeelala; looks like he want's to hook up.  Proceed with your faggotry, faggots.
  
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Reply #6 - Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:33pm
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My bad, Jakeelala; looks like he want's to hook up.  Proceed with your faggotry, faggots.


What the hell exactly did your statement above have to do with Ddo specific?  I move to say you should refrain from your abusive language and take your fucking pill for gods sake! 

Enough of your shit bud.  You are not funny, just acting maniacally retarded.  That is not funny!  Cut your shit and grow the fuck up!

  
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Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Doodle wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:33pm:
What the hell exactly did your statement above have to do with Ddo specific?  I move to say you should refrain from your abusive language and take your fucking pill for gods sake! 

Enough of your shit bud.  You are not funny, just acting maniacally retarded.  That is not funny!  Cut your shit and grow the fuck up!


Can't you see what's going on?  DDO is becoming a fucking bastion of faggotry, and "the game" has been reduced to a fucking 8 gig gay sex chat client; nothing more.  Open your eyes, man!
  
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I'm gay and i need a huge man!

  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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@ Doodle: open your eyes and look around you, man!
  
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I know i'm a liar but i'm alone and bored since mommy went out to work on the streets!

  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #12 - Jan 22nd, 2016 at 9:02pm
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JakLee wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:09pm:
Lots of names I don't recognize, but ssdd.  Was wondering if anyone on Khyber has some time to bring me back to speed on everything new, run around and quest, raid, advise, etc
thx



Welcome back! were you surprised to see the game was still on?  Wink
  
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[] wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:35pm:
Can't you see what's going on?  DDO is becoming a fucking bastion of faggotry, and "the game" has been reduced to a fucking 8 gig gay sex chat client; nothing more.  Open your eyes, man!

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First off, it's no longer D&D.  Nearly all of the last vestiges of greatness this game had retained have been eliminated to be replaced by complete and utter stupidity.

AC, for instance, has been completely obsoleted in favor of PRR.  There is also MRR which is PRR for magic and is meant to be a poor man's evasion.

They introduced yet more collectables, the only one of which matters is mysterious remnants.  You get these from champ mobs, and they can be redeemed for augments you can buy in GH, rare scrolls like heal and shadow walk, and rare potions like haste, jump, and rage.  Occasionally they also put things in that are actually worth getting.

There are a bunch of new quests like the epic shavarath.  Rather than making epic shavarath, though, they made the bold decision to do 3 quests and a raid that are tangentially related to shavarath and shroud.  Then there is Temple of Elemental Evil, where you run through halls for two hours killing trash and then recall and do it all again.  It's rare to see someone complete it; not because it's hard, but because there is no point.

There's also a bunch of other stuff, most of which you'll probably find make the game worse.  Welcome back.
  

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Reply #15 - Jan 22nd, 2016 at 9:18pm
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JakLee wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:09pm:
Lots of names I don't recognize, but ssdd.  Was wondering if anyone on Khyber has some time to bring me back to speed on everything new, run around and quest, raid, advise, etc
thx



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RemRemi wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 9:02pm:
Welcome back! were you surprised to see the game was still on?  Wink


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Reply #17 - Jan 22nd, 2016 at 9:55pm
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[] wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:18pm:
Nigga what the FUCK would make you come back to an obsolete, shitty video game from 2006 after weening yourself off the Satanic cock of Turbine for 4 fucking years?!


What makes you keep coming back to a fan DDO forum after you have stopped playing how many times?

  I guess somethings we are better off not knowing.
  
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[] wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:23pm:
This isn't a gay chatroom where you can just go trolling for cock, Jakeelala.

Grin. i love dis nigga

Mr Reilly wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 9:18pm:
There is also MRR which is PRR for magic and is meant to be a poor man's evasion.

dnd has SR checks on every spell. just another dnd thing turbine couldnt design around.
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Reply #19 - Jan 22nd, 2016 at 11:24pm
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actually.. being accosted by males and females alike.. the ddo we used to know and love has turned into an mmo relationship simulators for try hards and freaky deakys alike. also.. donka is back. and my old guild leader raidon is gone. so nothing there for me. im ddo clean for a few months..rngeebus take the wheel.
  

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[] wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:18pm:
Nigga what the FUCK would make you come back to an obsolete, shitty video game from 2006 after weening yourself off the Satanic cock of Turbine for 4 fucking years?!


Nigga what the FUCK would make you keep posting on a board dedicated to an obsolete, shitty video game from 2006 after weening yourself off the Satanic cock of Turbine?
  
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A lot of the most recent content is badly designed and boring. Up to MOTU/just after you're good. Edit: Epic GH is good, obv, but not new as such. You missed a lot of good exploit opportunities to catch your toons up. Good loot is cheap to get if you're not fussy. Power is out of control. Almost everything is viable though you're shit out of luck if you like Artis or Monks or Clerics Wink
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kum-gulp wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 6:22am:
Almost everything is viable though you're shit out of luck if you like Artis or Monks or Clerics Wink


Or wizards. Or rangers. Or fighters. Actually, just make a warlock
  
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Or wizards. Or rangers. Or fighters. Actually, just make a warlock


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Doodle wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 8:33pm:
What the hell exactly did your statement above have to do with Ddo specific?  I move to say you should refrain from your abusive language and take your fucking pill for gods sake! 

Enough of your shit bud.  You are not funny, just acting maniacally retarded.  That is not funny!  Cut your shit and grow the fuck up!


Someone, somewhere sounds like he's somewhat...upset?  A bit bothered?  A little miffed?  Kind of peeved?
  
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