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Jan 23rd, 2016 at 1:56pm
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wish she would shut the fuck up
  
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Reply #1 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 2:07pm
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Almost all of my "infractions" are from replies to that tool.  Sometimes justified, as when I straight up told him to stop lying to new players.  I could have been more diplomatic in my choice of words.  But some for the most gentle of rebukes, my favorite being using the word 'hyperbole' to describe the scenario he laid out in a post.  Yeah, hyperbole is some harsh, harsh language.

Being an idiot is one thing.  Being a thin skinned idiot who can't take any challenge to his spew of bullshit without crying for mommy to make the mean person stop correcting him is quite another.
« Last Edit: Jan 23rd, 2016 at 2:09pm by Frank »  

No, let me be Frank.

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I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive.


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I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect.


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Reply #2 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 2:18pm
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Fran is a him?
  
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Reply #3 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 2:56pm
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Fran is an it. We still don't know if it is related to animal, plant or Puerto Potty.
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Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #4 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 3:26pm
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Frank wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 2:07pm:
Almost all of my "infractions" are from replies to that tool. 



Is this true fran?  are you a snitch? Grin
  

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Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Reply #5 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 3:44pm
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Yobai wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 3:26pm:
Is this true fran?  are you a snitch? Grin


I hope not.

There's no point in reporting anyone for anything on Jerry's forums.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #6 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 3:47pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 3:44pm:
I hope not.

There's no point in reporting anyone for anything on Jerry's forums.



preeety sure I helped Ironclown get a nice little vaca from the forums once.   Cheesy
  

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Reply #7 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 3:50pm
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Yobai wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 3:47pm:
preeety sure I helped Ironclown get a nice little vaca from the forums once.   


That sounds nice, but it's a little hard to believe that one of Jerry's Kids would ever suffer any sort of permanent consequence.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #8 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 4:15pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 3:50pm:
That sounds nice, but it's a little hard to believe that one of Jerry's Kids would ever suffer any sort of permanent consequence.


yeah he came back as bad as ever.  fucking Jerry's kids.  fucking Jerry.  fuck.
  

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Reply #9 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 4:23pm
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You've posted here over 1000 times and have no idea who Fran is?

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Reply #10 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 4:38pm
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Mr Reilly wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 4:23pm:
You've posted here over 1000 times and have no idea who Fran is?

Hi Welcome


He's not some jock-ridding, cock-fixated, totally worthless faggot; like most of the members of this board.
  
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He's not some jock-ridding, cock-fixated, totally worthless faggot; like most of the members of this board.


For once I agree with this person
  
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Reply #12 - Jan 23rd, 2016 at 4:42pm
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[] wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 4:38pm:
i like to have sex with monos.

  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Soul wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 4:39pm:
For once I agree with this person



well you know what they say.  if you have an infinite number of Monos typing for an infinite period of time then they'll eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare.
  

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Soul wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 4:39pm:
For once I agree with this person



Smiley "Even a homomonos is right twice a day!"
  

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[] wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 4:38pm:
He's not some jock-ridding, cock-fixated, totally worthless faggot; like most of the members of this board.



  
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Reply #17 - Jan 24th, 2016 at 11:58am
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Thanks for the steak dinner again, Remi; you're always down to do my bidding on command.
  
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Can i have your semen in my mouth?

  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #19 - Jan 24th, 2016 at 5:58pm
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bwhahahaa. but yes, fran = Fucktard.....
  
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Soul wrote on Jan 23rd, 2016 at 2:18pm:
Fran is a him?


  
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Reply #21 - Jan 25th, 2016 at 4:01am
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The only scenario his post would make minimum sense was him being paid by a DDO competitor.

-      New player post any kind of everyday starter question
-      Fran tries hard to scare him off
-      Some people try to stop him and point out what bullshit he writes
-      People actually helpful to new players and still somewhat positive towards the game get infractions because Fran reported them
-      Jerry is too stupid to see who is doing the REAL damage to the game .. sight…

I mean what are the probabilities that people are reading a game forum and quit because some obvious duchebag got called a tool? But how are the chances that people get scared away by “the class you picked sucked and gave me nightmares no way you are going to enjoying playing that” posts especially when the forum mod deletes posts saying “Welcome to the game, enjoy your class and don’t listen to that rambling fool, he is too dumb to play this game anyway”.
  

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Reply #22 - Jan 25th, 2016 at 10:30am
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string table error, tableDID wrote on Jan 25th, 2016 at 4:01am:
The only scenario his post would make minimum sense was him being paid by a DDO competitor.

-      New player post any kind of everyday starter question
-      Fran tries hard to scare him off
-      Some people try to stop him and point out what bullshit he writes
-      People actually helpful to new players and still somewhat positive towards the game get infractions because Fran reported them
-      Jerry is too stupid to see who is doing the REAL damage to the game .. sight…

I mean what are the probabilities that people are reading a game forum and quit because some obvious duchebag got called a tool? But how are the chances that people get scared away by “the class you picked sucked and gave me nightmares no way you are going to enjoying playing that” posts especially when the forum mod deletes posts saying “Welcome to the game, enjoy your class and don’t listen to that rambling fool, he is too dumb to play this game anyway”.


Good luck ever convincing them of this. I'm pretty sure that neither of them would realise it, even if the idea danced in front of them naked and wearing a top hat while slapping them in the face with a glove.
  
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Reply #23 - Jan 25th, 2016 at 10:56am
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Galadriel wrote on Jan 25th, 2016 at 10:30am:
Good luck ever convincing them of this. I'm pretty sure that neither of them would realise it, even if the idea danced in front of them naked and wearing a top hat while slapping them in the face with a glove.


Perhaps I a fish slapping dance would help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4
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Reply #24 - Jan 25th, 2016 at 11:43am
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string table error, tableDID wrote on Jan 25th, 2016 at 10:56am:
Perhaps I a fish slapping dance would help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4


While highly amusing, it might not be enough. Good one though Grin
  
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