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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Shoemaker creates a contest... Jan 27^th, 2016 at 12:13am	Print Post
	http://ddowiki.com/index.php?title=Template:Home/Warning&oldid=258742 Contest is for ddowiki contributor. Shoemaker counts the votes for contest. Shoemaker WINS contest. https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/468117-DDOwiki-poll!-Who-do-you-think-... ShoeHex "I suggested a giveaway, Cordovan sponsored/hosted it, I posted it. Why wouldn't I be included?" You can't make this shit up.


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Flipton Ex Member	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #1 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 12:27am	Print Post
	That guy is such a self-serving prick, must have sprained his arm patting himself on the back. Need we point out how often his wiki info is wrong? thank goodness for all the other editors.


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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #2 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 12:53am	Print Post
	I don't think he got a sprained arm because that wrist got a pretty good workout by giving Cordovan reach-arounds for that blatant concession he was given on a silver platter. This is further evidence it's a good ol' boys club.


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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #3 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 1:00am	Print Post
	Quote: Yah gratz on winning your own competition. - Erofen lol

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #4 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 2:39am	Print Post
	Shoemaker - Anyway, there was no logical reason for me to exclude myself from that grand prize drawing that was hosted by Cordovan." "It was hosted by Cordovan. He's the one that suggested life time VIP, he's the one that went over to the Customer Service team and had them apply the prize to my account." "Anyway, the contest, which was posted on multiple places as vote for which ever wiki editor you want, was decided by the community." Yeah, the vote was taken on the MoBo's and we all know how balanced and objective that is. Can't wait for Jerry and shoe to scramble putting the shit back in the horse on this one


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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #5 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 3:14am	Print Post
	That poll is a fail. They don't have donuts or boobies options.


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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #6 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 4:06am	Print Post
	Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2016 at 3:14am: That poll is a fail. They don't have donuts or boobies options. You think that vienna sausage fest with the fanboi face fuckers over there care about boobies? I wonder if they ever got that slam-pig Tolero to flash them when they're having a bad day... I bet not because Jerry's got bigger bewbs but not as hairy.


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crunch Stormreaver Piker Offline Posts: 745 Location: Europe Joined: Mar 20^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #7 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 4:25am	Print Post
	got my 2x500 TP codes, all is well


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Dullknife Merkinspotter Offline Posts: 826 Joined: Nov 30^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #8 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 4:30am	Print Post
	Novalis wrote on Jan 27^th, 2016 at 4:06am: You think that vienna sausage fest with the fanboi face fuckers over there care about boobies? I wonder if they ever got that slam-pig Tolero to flash them when they're having a bad day... I bet not because Jerry's got bigger bewbs but not as hairy.� Cheers for that mental image, I needed a reason to skip breakfast and stare blankly at my monitor for 2 hours until the waking nightmares go away.... Not surprised that Shoemaker's poll turned out to be a load of cobblers though.
	« Last Edit: Jan 27^th, 2016 at 4:31am by Dullknife »

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crunch Stormreaver Piker Offline Posts: 745 Location: Europe Joined: Mar 20^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #9 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 4:49am	Print Post
	Dullknife wrote on Jan 27^th, 2016 at 4:30am: ... Your avatar pic... Is this the new gnomish beard? Devs did a great job here it seems.


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Dullknife Merkinspotter Offline Posts: 826 Joined: Nov 30^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #10 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 5:06am	Print Post
	100% more real than real.


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Dullknife Merkinspotter Offline Posts: 826 Joined: Nov 30^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #11 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 5:31am	Print Post
	Also, a whole 5 Vault Cred to anyone who makes a gnome with the name "Colin Cuntchin"


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kum-gulp VoD Slasher Offline I Love Tired Vault Memes! Posts: 1810 Joined: Jul 16^th, 2010	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #12 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 6:08am	Print Post
	Work, recently: [Boss] runs raffle. [Boss] earns �110,000. [Boss] buys ticket. time passes [Boss] draws raffle. [Boss] wins. Now at this point any normal human that earns �110k in a room full of people that earn �15-20k would let the raffle be drawn again and not claim that ~�1000 value prize. Nope. She kept it. That reminds me of this.
	« Last Edit: Jan 27^th, 2016 at 6:08am by kum-gulp »

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DoRayEgon Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1042 Joined: Apr 4^th, 2014	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #13 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 9:26am	Print Post
	Novalis wrote on Jan 27^th, 2016 at 2:39am: Shoemaker - Anyway, there was no logical reason for me to exclude myself from that grand prize drawing that was hosted by Cordovan." "It was hosted by Cordovan. He's the one that suggested life time VIP, he's the one that went over to the Customer Service team and had them apply the prize to my account." "Anyway, the contest, which was posted on multiple places as vote for which ever wiki editor you want, was decided by the community." Yeah, the vote was taken on the MoBo's and we all know how balanced and objective that is. Can't wait for Jerry and shoe to scramble putting the shit back in the horse on this one Sounds like the presidential election.


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Darkrok Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1066 Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #14 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 9:35am	Print Post
	Some people lack social awareness. Some just don't give a fuck. Wonder which one Shoe is...

	Easily Ignore the Vault Troll
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Erofen Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 204 Joined: Mar 18^th, 2014	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #15 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 11:59am	Print Post
	Yobai wrote on Jan 27^th, 2016 at 1:00am: lol Novalis wrote on Jan 27^th, 2016 at 2:39am: Shoemaker - Anyway, there was no logical reason for me to exclude myself from that grand prize drawing that was hosted by Cordovan." "It was hosted by Cordovan. He's the one that suggested life time VIP, he's the one that went over to the Customer Service team and had them apply the prize to my account." "Anyway, the contest, which was posted on multiple places as vote for which ever wiki editor you want, was decided by the community." Yeah, the vote was taken on the MoBo's and we all know how balanced and objective that is. Can't wait for Jerry and shoe to scramble putting the shit back in the horse on this one Glad I could help yall see the truth.� P.S. If anyone has screenshots of the chat to share from when I was gone, I would appreciate it.
	« Last Edit: Jan 27^th, 2016 at 12:02pm by Erofen »

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Erofen Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 204 Joined: Mar 18^th, 2014	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #16 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 12:09pm	Print Post
	Dullknife wrote on Jan 27^th, 2016 at 4:30am: Not surprised that Shoemaker's poll turned out to be a load of cobblers though. ISWYDT


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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #17 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 12:15pm	Print Post
	kum-gulp wrote on Jan 27^th, 2016 at 6:08am: Work, recently: [Boss] runs raffle. [Boss] earns �110,000. [Boss] buys ticket. time passes [Boss] draws raffle. [Boss] wins. Now at this point any normal human that earns �110k in a room full of people that earn �15-20k would let the raffle be drawn again and not claim that ~�1000 value prize. Nope. She kept it. That reminds me of this. I think there was an episode of The Office where Dwight tricks Jim into starting an Employee of the Month award with a $1000 prize. Which Jim then wins. But quickly abdicates to the second place person. Who is his wife, Pam.


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kum-gulp VoD Slasher Offline I Love Tired Vault Memes! Posts: 1810 Joined: Jul 16^th, 2010	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #18 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 12:37pm	Print Post
	Ha! I'd forgotten all about that episode. Must be time to put that show into the rotation of comfy comedy viewing by now, cheers for the reminder!


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pape Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 227 Joined: Oct 30^th, 2010	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #19 - Jan 27^th, 2016 at 3:10pm	Print Post
	Dullknife wrote on Jan 27^th, 2016 at 5:31am: Also, a whole 5 Vault Cred to anyone who makes a gnome with the name "Colin Cuntchin" rofl


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Pseudonym Titan Demolisher Offline Posts: 340 Location: Under the metaphorical rock Joined: Nov 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #20 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 10:49am	Print Post
	In case anyone wasn't aware, the prize awarded to Shoemaker for winning his retarded poll was free VIP for life. This is in addition to the masturbatory profile of himself that he helpfully added to the main page of the wiki. The lesson learned, folks, is that if you suck your own dick often enough someone will decide to give you a hand. This guy has been acting like he's special for so long that a whole bunch of people have started to believe it.
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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #21 - Jan 28^th, 2016 at 11:50am	Print Post
	Pseudonym wrote on Jan 28^th, 2016 at 10:49am: In case anyone wasn't aware, the prize awarded to Shoemaker for winning his retarded poll was free VIP for life. This is in addition to the masturbatory profile of himself that he helpfully added to the main page of the wiki. The lesson learned, folks, is that if you suck your own dick often enough someone will decide to give you a hand. This guy has been acting like he's special for so long that a whole bunch of people have started to believe it. never even heard of the guy until this thread. never even saw his 'vote for wiki guy' thread until this thread. did he actually post what the prize would be in the OP? if he did I missed it.

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #22 - Jan 30^th, 2016 at 6:29am	Print Post
	Bump

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #23 - Jan 30^th, 2016 at 9:40am	Print Post
	Bump

	- Zorro
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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Shoemaker creates a contest... Reply #24 - Feb 3^rd, 2016 at 9:35am	Print Post


	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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