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I take back everything bad I've said about Turbine
Feb 5th, 2016 at 7:11pm
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https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/471457-Invisible-Stalker-Creature-Comp...

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I have a new Creature Companion to give away! It's an Invisible Mini-Stalker and is exactly that - invisible. If you don't appreciate the joke, don't enter into the giveaway...

The Mini-Stalker does take Companion cosmetics like hats, collars, and dust trails, and the name does display.

I will pick ten random folks who reply in this thread on Tuesday, February 9th, sometime after Noon Eastern and mail them a certificate in-game. To enter, please give me a character name and server. Thanks!


I can only imagine the blood, sweat and tears that went into creating something as awesome and complex as this. This tops anything that has ever been done for the game.

Better than any quest, ever.
Better than any new feature.
Better than any class pass.
Better than any bug fix.

This shows the devs haven't lost it. To take the time to create a brand spanken new creature companion, and such an awesome looking one at that. Can you even begin to imagine how many hours must have gone into creating this? No? I thought not.

I will not hear any more shit about our wonderful little Turbine from my fellow Vaulties. I think a warm hearted apology is in order from all of us.

...

Now behold...

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A fucking floating name tag to follow you around.



(Ok, he did say it was a joke. But I like having an excuse to get angry at them.)
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Get one, take it into fog and see which model they copied and simply made non-visible.

Oh thankfully these devs still have a sense of humor!
Because they have no talent, creativity or attention to detail, but they have guffaws a plenty.

TheVault should run a competition to name these wnderful invis companions.

#TooFuckenLazyToEvenBotherCodingShitNow-WeCanSellYouSapsAnything
  
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PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 8:45pm:
Get one, take it into fog and see which model they copied and simply made non-visible.


I vote fire ele.
  

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I'm gonna enter for this shit anyways.

In the off chance that they're unbound, I'm sure Uurlick or Fran will pay a fortune for them.  Cheesy
  

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Bones wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 9:07pm:
I'm gonna enter for this shit anyways.

In the off chance that they're unbound, I'm sure Uurlick or Fran will pay a fortune for them.  Cheesy


You seriously think they won't "win" one???
  
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PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 9:22pm:
You seriously think they won't "win" one???


Ye have a point thar. I'll sell it to Rubbinns, then.
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Try Rest, he's a sucker buyer for companions.
  
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Ive never used companions.. which ones are worth getting/using?
  
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PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 10:27pm:
Try Rest, he's a sucker buyer for companions.


Correct.
  
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Skrilla wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 11:00pm:
Ive never used companions.. which ones are worth getting/using?

Hint- it doesn't matter what class you play.
  
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Skrilla wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 11:00pm:
Ive never used companions.. which ones are worth getting/using?

Rat for his sound.
  
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the new fiendling one to piss everyone by his stomping sound:)
  
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Reply #12 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 7:16am
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Presumably a case of letting Cordo play in the code again for resumé padding? Trivial copy/paste but sounds good.
  
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Skrilla wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 11:00pm:
Ive never used companions.. which ones are worth getting/using?

None of them, they get in my fucking way in town. The best thing to do with companions is uninstall DDO and pretend you never tried to be super cool enough to play a cool kid's cool RPG. Cool.
  
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Reply #14 - Feb 6th, 2016 at 10:16am
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Skrilla wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 11:00pm:
Ive never used companions.. which ones are worth getting/using?


Definitely any of the cubes. Awful sex sounds recorded with a TI-89 then played backwards.
  

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Skrilla wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 11:00pm:
Ive never used companions.. which ones are worth getting/using?

mimic companions have a "vomit" trick.

there was a time when I had the trick hotbarred on "1".
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Reply #16 - Feb 7th, 2016 at 1:46am
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Bones wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 9:07pm:
I'm gonna enter for this shit anyways.

In the off chance that they're unbound, I'm sure Uurlick or Fran will pay a fortune for them.  Cheesy


PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 9:22pm:
You seriously think they won't "win" one???


Well 1) I haven't even entered the competition!
and 2) I have more than enough pets already and wouldn't pay more than 5k plat for this!
  

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FranOhmsford wrote on Feb 7th, 2016 at 1:46am:
Well 1) I haven't even entered the competition!
and 2) I have more than enough pets already and wouldn't pay more than 5k plat for this!


I dunno why you bother to show your face here, even ironically.
  

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Reply #18 - Feb 7th, 2016 at 2:27am
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Bones wrote on Feb 5th, 2016 at 9:07pm:
I'm gonna enter for this shit anyways.

In the off chance that they're unbound, I'm sure Uurlick or Fran will pay a fortune for them.  Cheesy


They're unbound, and Shoemaker got a bunch of them from Cordo and posted them on the shard exchange.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried, folks.

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Reply #19 - Feb 7th, 2016 at 2:42am
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Pseudonym wrote on Feb 7th, 2016 at 2:27am:
They're unbound, and Shoemaker got a bunch of them from Cordo and posted them on the shard exchange.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried, folks.

http://s11.postimg.org/o4qs3rp4j/invis_stalkers_Copy.jpg


$234 worth of shards. This guy thinks an air elemental model (or whatever) with transparent textures is worth $234. What the fuck.
  
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Sgtgig wrote on Feb 7th, 2016 at 2:42am:
$234 worth of shards. This guy thinks an air elemental model (or whatever) with transparent textures is worth $234. What the fuck.


This.


Also someone sold a couple for 100 shards but the price seems to have increased now.
  
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There are people playing who'd pay that, you shouldn't be surprised. Any persistent leisure activity seems to draw some who have the means and nature to buy meaningless tat.
  
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Pseudonym wrote on Feb 7th, 2016 at 2:27am:
They're unbound, and Shoemaker got a bunch of them from Cordo and posted them on the shard exchange.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried, folks.


Plus the Lifetime VIP for a poll controlled by these two.

Shit like this just reminds me why I abused the shit out of the anni cards and astral diamonds.
  

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Reply #23 - Feb 7th, 2016 at 10:20am
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Pseudonym wrote on Feb 7th, 2016 at 2:27am:
They're unbound, and Shoemaker got a bunch of them from Cordo and posted them on the shard exchange.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried, folks.

http://s11.postimg.org/o4qs3rp4j/invis_stalkers_Copy.jpg


Someone post this on the mobo Cheesy
  
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Reply #24 - Feb 7th, 2016 at 12:06pm
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Pseudonym wrote on Feb 7th, 2016 at 2:27am:
They're unbound, and Shoemaker got a bunch of them from Cordo and posted them on the shard exchange.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried, folks.

http://s11.postimg.org/o4qs3rp4j/invis_stalkers_Copy.jpg

got to be kidding me. The guy is a total loser.

>check his stream on twitch
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