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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Feb 12^th, 2016 at 3:21am	Print Post
	So hard-on about himself and his new "invisible stalker" companion and u30 with a "kill a dev" event, he's even got his hat turned backwards. Let the fanboi bukkake fest ensue!


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Houshi Dragon Raider Offline Click here to unnerf grease Posts: 209 Joined: Mar 2^nd, 2014	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #1 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 4:48am	Print Post
	Ok, I REALLY don't wanna know where you guys find these stuff. I feel like this should be flagged nsfw. It's kinda worse than the turtle penis


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Halfmaniac Stormreaver Piker Offline I'll lead you to my basement Posts: 720 Joined: Nov 12^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #2 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 5:30am	Print Post
	Houshi wrote on Feb 12^th, 2016 at 4:48am: Ok, I REALLY don't wanna know where you guys find these stuff. I feel like this should be flagged nsfw. It's kinda worse than the turtle penis Your feelings have been disregarded. Move along.

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Skrilla Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 1362 Joined: Dec 12^th, 2013	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #3 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 6:36am	Print Post
	It does look a lot like that guy. So.... its gotta be him


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PersonaNonGrata Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1063 Joined: May 3^rd, 2015	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #4 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 7:13am	Print Post
	Holy shit. That's funny and very disturbing. You'd have to be careful to grab the right joystick... Add the beard and it has to be Cordovan.


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Snu Snu Shroud Slacker Offline Drama is boring Posts: 1047 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2012	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #5 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 7:38am	Print Post
	Geezus

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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #6 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 8:42am	Print Post
	I laughed. Thanks.

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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #7 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 9:34am	Print Post
	The technology in the background is plausibly consistent with our expectations of Turbine's data center. This is the expected progression from PacMan LARP.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #8 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 11:06am	Print Post
	1998 called, they want their meme back.


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9985 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #9 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 1:07pm	Print Post
	I see two rack cabinets in a living room... on the left, a CRT ( yuk 15" at best, since you can't put antthing bigger in a rack cabinet ) a 1980 style ( probably from that time ) keyboard on an inverted shelf ( so that it goes outside the cabinet ), then two PC Towers ( no name, the boxes looks 1990ish in style with several external appliances on top ( I count 2 on one side and one on the other ) on the right from top to bottom : an onkyo amplifier on top of what looks like a Pioneer one, then a dual tape recorder... probably Pioneer too, the rest is hidden by the sissy sitting in a cheap office chair with a joystick between her legs, a trackball on the right and a wired sound controller on the left. I'm not going extend on what she has on her head... beyond the obvious headset. All in all there's more chances that it's a picture of Puerto Potty than that it's a picture of cordovan.

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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #10 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 6:35pm	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Feb 12^th, 2016 at 1:07pm: I see two rack cabinets in a living room... on the left, a CRT ( yuk� 15" at best, since you can't put antthing bigger in a rack cabinet ) a 1980 style ( probably from that time ) keyboard on an inverted shelf ( so that it goes outside the cabinet ), then two PC Towers ( no name, the boxes looks 1990ish in style with several external appliances on top ( I count 2 on one side and one on the other ) on the right� from top to bottom : an onkyo amplifier on top of what looks like a Pioneer one, then a dual tape recorder... probably Pioneer� too, the rest is hidden by the sissy sitting in a cheap office chair with a joystick between her legs, a trackball on the right and a wired sound controller on the left. I'm not going extend on what she has on her head... beyond the obvious headset. All in all there's more chances that it's a picture of Puerto Potty than that it's a picture of cordovan. That's what I said, except for the KNN part I have every reason to believe that the dual cassette deck is used for loading patches to the production servers.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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Mr Titan Demolisher Offline Posts: 361 Joined: Apr 20^th, 2011	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #11 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 7:29pm	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on Feb 12^th, 2016 at 6:35pm: I have every reason to believe that the dual cassette deck is used for loading patches to the production servers. Quiet, that is a trade secret covered by NDA - Turdbin tech


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mudfud Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1123 Joined: Nov 17^th, 2011	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #12 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 8:46pm	Print Post
	PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 12^th, 2016 at 7:13am: Holy shit. That's funny and very disturbing. You'd have to be careful to grab the right joystick... Add the beard and it has to be Cordovan. The real disturbing part is Novalis neglected to tell us, he is the one who took the picture.


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5977 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #13 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 9:23pm	Print Post
	lol

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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Cordovan is really embracing his "dev" powers Reply #14 - Feb 12^th, 2016 at 9:44pm	Print Post
	mudfud wrote on Feb 12^th, 2016 at 8:46pm: The real disturbing part is Novalis neglected to tell us, he is the one who took the picture. LIES. It was a remote 'selfie' and then sent out to prospective fanbois. Somehow it made its way into NAAMBLA too which Cordovan is rumored to be a life long member. This must be how how he gets such numbers for his twitch streams. I also hear he has a scout leader uniform and has Tolero dress up to go camping. Because we all know how manly Tolero is... Carries the biggest sack in all of Turbine.


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