Don't you know who I am? A horsecock taking GOD. I'm famous!
You've probably been graced with the experience of being in a party with my character "ShoeGuzzles". I could see how such an amazing experience might damage your memories - not many mortals may gaze upon a god such as myself without harm.
The community has chosen a "most influential cum guzzler" for the last decade (Don't worry, to ensure things were fair I made sure that the other contestants haven't been around for a while and that no one really knows them.) and their choice was Technically13Inches (Me! ShoeGuzzles! Although I shouldn't have to tell you, my reputation should speak for itself. I'm what you might call a god.). As such, we shall have a blurb.
Quote:ShoeGuzzler is a "bottomless hole into which the largest lifelike animal dongs may descend". His weekly camshow on livejasmine "has convinced many others to start his anal training regimen" as "he makes newcomers feel welcome and comfortable while they shove a solid 13 inches up their backdoor". "He's been taking cock since your grand pappy [sic] started taking breaths and has inspired myself to take charge of my life and take that knot!" - All quotes may be attributed to random plebs who are not GODS.
Also, because I know someone is going to ask:
The blue and yellow ribbon above my shoulder is a memorial ribbon showing my support for the One Fund charity. Because I know someone was going to ask. Someone always asks. Which is why I make sure to announce this in every group I ever join.