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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:06pm	Print Post
	Everyone from Argo to Kyber just got booted and Thelanis is DOWN.


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WeHaveLived Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 945 Joined: Apr 24^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #1 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:07pm	Print Post
	Cannith's down too. We did it guys! High-fives the 19 other people who were on Cannith at the time


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AtomicMew Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2073 Joined: Jan 12^th, 2011	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #2 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:16pm	Print Post
	It's how they stop cold the dupers! The nuclear option.


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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #3 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:23pm	Print Post
	https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/472471-Log-in-Issues-Sunday-February-2... Seems like they got no idea WTF they're doing over there in between their dev fanboi circle jerks and Cordovan's rounds of Swedish goggles.


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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #4 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:23pm	Print Post
	WeHaveLived wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:07pm: High-fives the 19 other people who were on Cannith at the time ROFLMAO


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Brandolf Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 12 Joined: Nov 14^th, 2014	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #5 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:24pm	Print Post
	Orion just went down and now I cant get back in.


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harharharhar Epic Poster Offline Girthless Trolllicker Posts: 3421 Joined: Aug 31^st, 2012 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #6 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:33pm	Print Post
	Cordo Public Instance spawning = more lag than a raid since all people in public instance require server math. And every person you add to an instance equals an exponential increase in traffic/processing since everyone interacts with everything. Plus multiple public instance Anniversary Events Plus trees = servers crashing


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Sergod Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1109 Location: Richmond, VA Joined: Aug 18^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #7 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:34pm	Print Post
	i blame trees and their shit dps


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #8 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:36pm	Print Post
	Sergod wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:34pm: trees and their shit dps except for the whole solo doj and duo doj part?

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #9 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:36pm	Print Post
	Trees...... fuck those guys!


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #10 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:59pm	Print Post
	Just when you thought Gland couldn't get any gayer...


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Teth Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 250 Joined: Jan 31^st, 2014	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #11 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:24pm	Print Post
	Sergod wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 4:34pm: i blame trees and their shit dps More like, good aoe dps, but shit single target sustained dps.


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #12 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:36pm	Print Post
	Teth wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:24pm: More like, good aoe dps, but shit single target sustained dps. Both you and Sersock need to lern 2 ddo, feggits.


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Maryroach Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 36 Joined: Feb 27^th, 2016	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #13 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:38pm	Print Post
	They're checking augment bags of everyone that purchased one within the past 24 hours.


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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #14 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:43pm	Print Post
	Maryroach wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:38pm: They're checking augment bags of everyone that purchased one within the past 24 hours. Hey, cocksucker... Stop regurgitating the speculation it's about duping and get back to choking on your boyfriends wad. There has been no confirmation of anything yet. Cordovan has been spawning shit all weekend long, running events individually known to cause lag all at the same time, they're doing background updates in preparation for tomorrows UNDER-whelming update and DDO is in shit shape in general. It could be anything.
	« Last Edit: Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:50pm by Novalis »

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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #15 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:48pm	Print Post
	Maryroach wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:38pm: They're checking augment bags of everyone that purchased one within the past 24 hours. Still need citation.


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #16 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:49pm	Print Post
	Novalis wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:43pm: DDO is in shit shape in general. Max WIS score here.


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Sgtgig Waterworks Kobold Offline Posts: 172 Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #17 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 6:28pm	Print Post
	Three hours? Four? Five hours of downtime? Taking all bets!


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #18 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 6:30pm	Print Post
	Maryroach wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:38pm: They're checking augment bags of everyone that purchased one within the past 24 hours. Turbine displays massive incompetence: "Turbine has the coordination and willpower to conduct a detailed manual inventory search of every toon". Turbine can't even get its new loot to display properly: "Turbine knows how to check the contents of bags, and will just run a quick db search and ban dupers". Novalis wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:43pm: Hey, cocksucker... Stop regurgitating the speculation it's about duping and get back to choking on your boyfriends wad. There has been no confirmation of anything yet. On the other hand, paranoia is awesome. There has been no confirmation yet! Grand wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:48pm: Still need citation. A reading from the Book of Fear: "Citations? We don't need no stinking citations!"

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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #19 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 6:32pm	Print Post
	ROFLMFAO


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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #20 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 6:33pm	Print Post
	Sgtgig wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 6:28pm: Three hours? Four? Five hours of downtime? Taking all bets! If it goes much longer I can totally see them holding off all night and going straight to update. I mean if you read the Facebook comments the loss of face over the 10th anniversary fiasco is already done. Just saying.� * at this point I think I'm actually going to take a walk.... outside and everything.....fucking turbine.
	« Last Edit: Feb 28^th, 2016 at 6:39pm by Grand »

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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #21 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 6:56pm	Print Post
	"Massive server crashes just now - Blame Gland, and all other Remi socks!" He's the one to blame, which is why he's scared as fuck.


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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #22 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:02pm	Print Post
	https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/472471-Log-in-Issues-Sunday-February-2... From Glasscannon "The downtime could be related to an item duplication exploit that enabled players to gain hundreds of hours worth of XP potions for free and other rather extremely large bonuses not otherwise intended for the player base. It is possible/plausible that investigation may be taking place into certain accounts while our connection issues are being investigated. Officially official results are likely pending an investigative investigation to be investigatively investigated. We'll be able to play again.... Soon�" So the exploit also give XP bonuses too!!! It's nice to see those Turbine faggot fatasses work when they're really motivated. Can't wait for tomorrow and see how low the morale has sunk.


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #23 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:03pm	Print Post
	Novalis wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:02pm: Can't wait for tomorrow and see how low the morale has sunk. You think this is getting solved by tommorrow?!


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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #24 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:09pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:03pm: You think this is getting solved by tommorrow?!� Servers up, indeed. Actual resolution for issues, never.


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