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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #25 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:11pm	Print Post
	Novalis wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:09pm: Servers up, indeed. Before the last spate of mass bannings, the servers were down for 5 days, Tues.-Sat.; would you like to bet the "under" on that 3 day guesstimate? Mind you, one day has already elapsed, and if you're taking the under, I'm all in.


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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #26 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:20pm	Print Post
	If it is mass bannings I've seen people get their months or years long vacations during game time when the last duping bug was around. They came back to also find 75% of their legitimately earned gear was gone. I would say you could be right about a longer closure under different circumstances, but I believe there is no way tomorrow the servers will be down. They can't afford to lose what little revenue their twink squad of power players bring them. But more than all, they won't lose face. They need to run that insulting challenge that is gonna be nothing more than self aggrandizement for the Turbine team. I hope many others like myself will completely avoid that shit pit.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #27 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:27pm	Print Post
	Novalis wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:20pm: If it is mass bannings I've seen people get their months or years long vacations during game time when the last duping bug was around. They came back to also find 75% of their legitimately earned gear was gone. I would say you could be right about a longer closure under different circumstances, but I believe there is no way tomorrow the servers will be down. They can't afford to lose what little revenue their twink squad of power players bring them. But more than all, they won't lose face. They need to run that insulting challenge that is gonna be nothing more than self aggrandizement for the Turbine team. I hope many others like myself will completely avoid that shit pit. I'll certainly avoid it. I'll run Cove if it's available, I love that something years old and with it's ingredients duped beyond counting beats the crap out of their new offerings, but I didn't watch their twitch and I'm not stroking their egos in Party Crashers.

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #28 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:32pm	Print Post
	Novalis wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:20pm: I believe there is no way tomorrow the servers will be down. How much would you like to wager on that proposition, mind you, I'm spotting you an extra day as well (Tues., it's a package deal)?� Novalis wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:20pm: They can't afford to lose what little revenue Duping costs them revenue, they see fixing duping as correcting a bank error: nothign is more important. Novalis wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:20pm: But more than all, they won't lose face. Turbine gives a fuck about "saving face"?� Did you just start playing last Thrusday?
	« Last Edit: Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:32pm by [] »

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Sergod Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1109 Location: Richmond, VA Joined: Aug 18^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #29 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:42pm	Print Post
	Teth wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 5:24pm: More like, good aoe dps, but shit single target sustained dps. yes. idgaf about aoe dps if it does shit single target.
	« Last Edit: Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:43pm by Sergod »

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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #30 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:44pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:32pm: How much would you like to wager on that proposition, mind you, I'm spotting you an extra day as well (Tues., it's a package deal)?� Duping costs them revenue, they see fixing duping as correcting a bank error: nothign is more important. Turbine gives a fuck about "saving face"?� Did you just start playing last Thrusday? I'll wager one of us leaves the Vault permanently! You in? Sure the duping makes them lose theoretical revenue but in the face of advertising the big Anniversary event, after all the bluster and blowhardedness, they're not gonna try to put the shit back in the horse for this little blip. They need to keep up appearances they got their shit together (which they don't) and all will go as planned with possible stealth bans. As far as Turbine saving face, maybe not, but the NAAMBLA recruiting poster boys Cordo-stain, Vagisil & Steelshit aren't gonna have their face-fuck/cluster-suck party delayed tomorrow. So, the stances are set. I'm even upping the bet for TOMORROW. We will see who has to get the hell outta the Vault. You in for this little wager...?


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Maryroach Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 36 Joined: Feb 27^th, 2016	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #31 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:44pm	Print Post
	"Happy tenth anniversary! We're banning a lot of you!"


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #32 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:47pm	Print Post
	Novalis wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:44pm: I'll wager one of us leaves the Vault permanently! You in? Nigga, you was gonna do that shit anyways. Besides, I have unfinished business here that exceeds the value of your proposition because, truth be told, I have no vested interest in seeing you go. What I've got cooking, on the other hand, has a substantial dollar value attached to it.


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palmer01 VoD Slasher Offline Paladin Slayer Posts: 1737 Location: Los Angeles Joined: Apr 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #33 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:50pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:32pm: Turbine gives a fuck about "saving face"? Did you just start playing last Thrusday? So how long have you worked for Jerry, Puerto? Do you get a check directly from him or turdbine? You have made it your mission ever since the sploit was made known publicly to "scare" people and to bury it. Jerry is gonna be mad that you can't stop the vault machine from rolling over your dumbass. But it is fun to watch you constantly convulse and squirm; your rantings of "gay" and "fags" all the while posting homosexual pictures. You have that whole mantra of "do as I say, not as I do" going. Once again, you have been weighed, you have been measured and again you have been found wanting. What I love the most is I don't bother getting into your dumbass dialogues anymore, I just enjoy watching you stew and feebly attempt to troll. Puerto, don't fret, Jerry will console you tonight when you tell him you tried to stop them..


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #34 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:55pm	Print Post
	palmer01 wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:50pm: So how long have you worked for Jerry, Puerto? Do you get a check directly from him or turdbine? You have made it your mission ever since the sploit was made known publicly to "scare" people and to bury it. Jerry is gonna be mad that you can't stop the vault machine from rolling over your dumbass. But it is fun to watch you constantly convulse and squirm; your rantings of "gay" and "fags" all the while posting homosexual pictures. You have that whole mantra of "do as I say, not as I do" going. Once again, you have been weighed, you have been measured and again you have been found wanting. What I love the most is I don't bother getting into your dumbass dialogues anymore, I just enjoy watching you stew and feebly attempt to troll. Puerto, don't fret, Jerry will console you tonight when you tell him you tried to stop them.. He can't stand that I outted all of his socks, and revealed one of his toon names to the Sarlona hit squad that's out looking for him in broad daylight with a flashlight. After this shit, I'm certain their efforts will succeed due to a new-found willingness to "go the extra mile." Notice how I didn't give your toon name to Turbine, faggot; you should be thanking me. I'm not snitching a nigga out to the man, not when the REAL niggas out on the muffuggin streets got a plan for his ass in the offing. Stay paranoid, faggot!


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #35 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:56pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:55pm: hit squad that's out looking for him in broad daylight with a flashlight

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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palmer01 VoD Slasher Offline Paladin Slayer Posts: 1737 Location: Los Angeles Joined: Apr 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #36 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:59pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:55pm: Notice how I didn't give your toon name to Turbine, LMAO - keep trolling; hahaha, But just to show how dumb you really are - you don't know any of my toons, I never dupe and wasn't playing this weekend. Your the grand master of "tools" lmao - you keep your paranoia and see how that works for you looser. bwhaahahahaaaa
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #37 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:01pm	Print Post
	palmer01 wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:59pm: LMAO - keep trolling; hahaha, But just to show how dumb you really are - you don't know any of my toons, I never dupe and wasn't playing this weekend. Your the grand master of "tools" lmao - you keep your paranoia and see how that works for you looser. bwhaahahahaaaa Sheer desperation at the knowledge that he has done his level best, his die is cast; I however, have not made a move. I haven't even tried yet, and I know what I can do when I put the dick to it. It's my turn, and I'll move when the time is right.


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palmer01 VoD Slasher Offline Paladin Slayer Posts: 1737 Location: Los Angeles Joined: Apr 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #38 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:02pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:01pm: I however, have not made a move. I haven't even tried yet, and I know what I can do when I put the dick to it. It's my turn, and I'll move when the time is right. LMAO


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #39 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:06pm	Print Post
	palmer01 wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:02pm: LMAO It's like having a player one move away from check, and taking your time making it, acting like you still haven't figured it out just yet; one of life's many little pleasures.


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palmer01 VoD Slasher Offline Paladin Slayer Posts: 1737 Location: Los Angeles Joined: Apr 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #40 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:08pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:06pm: It's like having a player one move away from check, and taking your time making it, acting like you still haven't figured it out just yet; one of life's many little pleasures /Yawn - same dumb reel you played when you choned into the gambler - "big stuff is gonna happen". go away little child, go back to your drunken father and whorish mom. lmao - but by all means - we all know you cant stop - so jut keep ranting; everyone on here knows your a tard. lmao


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #41 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:12pm	Print Post
	palmer01 wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:08pm: /Yawn - same dumb reel you played when you choned into the gambler - "big stuff is gonna happen". go away little child, go back to your drunken father and whorish mom. lmao - but by all means - we all know you cant stop - so jut keep ranting; everyone on here knows your a tard. lmao Dissmissive as he may seem, his fear is palpable to an apex predator; like me!


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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #42 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:13pm	Print Post
	BTW Diceman the apex predator and wagerer of lost bets.... Worlds are up�
	« Last Edit: Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:14pm by Novalis »

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palmer01 VoD Slasher Offline Paladin Slayer Posts: 1737 Location: Los Angeles Joined: Apr 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #43 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:15pm	Print Post
	Lmao hahahaha


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Strakeln Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Lumberjack Posts: 12345 Joined: Jun 27^th, 2009	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #44 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:17pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:01pm: It's my turn, and I'll move when the time is right. Isn't that precisely what Yabber said?

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Munkenmo Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4343 Location: A land under down under Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #45 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:43pm	Print Post
	The servers are down because they couldn't handle the leap year date.

	So you want to know about an exploit? PM Epoch For Details. Or, in case you don't already know, OnePercenter controls the Exploits Board. Lastly, if you're truly desperate, Vendui Tells Everyone
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Gringo Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 881 Location: Prague, Europe Joined: Nov 22^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #46 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:47pm	Print Post
	Munkenmo wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:43pm: The servers are down because they couldn't handle the leap year date. oh, that makes sense:)


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Starkjade Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Rogue Scholar Posts: 7082 Location: Canadia Joined: Aug 27^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #47 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:47pm	Print Post
	Munkenmo wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:43pm: couldn't handle the leap year date. Y2k patch 1.6?

	Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #48 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:47pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 7:32pm: Duping costs them revenue, they see fixing duping as correcting a bank error: nothign is more important. You mean the duping you spent all day yesterday claiming wasn't real? ROFLMAO


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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Massive server crashes just now - Blame Cordovan! Reply #49 - Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:50pm	Print Post
	Novalis wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:13pm: BTW Diceman the apex predator and wagerer of lost bets.... Worlds are up� Bwahahahahahahahahahah!


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