Logs into to Wayfinder

15 seconds later --

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'Welcome to DDO. Would you like to join a large, active Guild? To chat here, type /t or /tell to send PM, /r or /reply to send PM response.'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'U hacking?'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'What do you mean? I'm a Guild Leader here, just inviting in.'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'All characters show in the Social > Who list'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'I been created 3 years ago, just came in'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'I am monitoring all the Who list to see who pops into the game, you just happened to log in and I saw it.'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'Is yo guild racially diverse?'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'My guild is about as diverse as it can be, we have over 640 people in the Guild from all around the world.'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'Wowzers, I didn't know there was 640 on day Wayfers'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'We're the largest guild in the game, on any server.'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'We have around 500 active members. Capped at 1,000 characters, 647 accounts/individuals in the Guild.'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'While many Guilds can say they are also capped at 1,000 characters, no other guild in the game can claim 500+ active members except us.'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'What you offering a a new blood, who wants to work hard/'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'Simply play the game, follow Turbine's EULA, and keep chat around PG-13. We have a Kraken Airship, the biggest/best in game, fully outfitted for our guild level. We have as much buffing power as level 100 guilds that are plat only airship'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'We have full chests on ship with gear'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'Started from the bottom now we're here'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'You gonna interview me, or we gotta fight, or what to get in? I gotta kill some kobolds to be initiated?'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'No, I can simply send an invite direct to you, just making sure you're ok with it - will pop up on screen.'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'I periodically use the N word, but in da gramatical sense.'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'You good with dat?'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'No, we keep chat PG-13 in the Guild. That's one of my 2 rules. Other rule: follow Turbine's EULA, which - you may in fact violate by doing that (subject to the wrath of game dev's).'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'Dang, Cordovan ain't down with Drake'
(Tell): You tell Kyll, '?'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'Cordovan is the DDO Community Manager, and - he'd not take kindly to N-word usage on server btw.'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'But dawg, Drake is legit. And Cordo seems cool'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/drake/startedfromthebottom.html'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'Hollar at me, if you're down with those lyrics.'

Tell): Kyll tells you, 'In general, I don't follow or listen to gangster rap etc'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'Drake aint gangster rap, he acting half white. Wu Tang or 50 be gangster rappin', but that aint acceptable for myself or DDO'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'I be back. Keep it real Kyll'
(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'Bravery bonus to 30 yo'

(Tell): Kyll tells you, 'Just don't Kanye onto the stage.'

(Tell): You tell Kyll, 'He a sellout with them Yeezy boots. Don't got no striding or resistance.'

Dang, you came in this thread as fast as a virgin on prom.

SpaceGoat wrote on Feb 28^th, 2016 at 8:00pm:






Well done sir, well done.