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Steaming Hot fix incoming
Mar 1st, 2016 at 9:16pm
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Wed. morning, 9-12.

Yay, Turdbin, an update, a steaming hot pile of fix, and a total meltdown all in the first week of the 10 year celebration. Way to show those new players DDO's true colors.
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Re: Steaming Hot fix incoming
Reply #1 - Mar 1st, 2016 at 9:31pm
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Maybe they'll get the extra items onto the giveaway list before the event is over. Or maybe the warning that they will is already enough to meet their KPIs for the event.
  

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Reply #2 - Mar 1st, 2016 at 9:40pm
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This nigga's usually NOT funny, but props for the "Steaming Hotfix" title; I know he coped that from my "steaming coil" comments, so tell me I'm not making this place funnier every day.

Golden Chopsticks, nigga; what's REALLY hood?
  
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Reply #3 - Mar 2nd, 2016 at 12:54am
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No but for real, how the fuck do you need a hotfix for something that had no fucking content? Someone has gotten explain that shit to me.
  
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Reply #4 - Mar 2nd, 2016 at 1:12am
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Soul wrote on Mar 2nd, 2016 at 12:54am:
No but for real, how the fuck do you need a hotfix for something that had no fucking content? Someone has gotten explain that shit to me.


You ened a hot fix when you couldn't even get the little bit of coding on your contentless event to work correctly.

I think they blew their load on the oracle of knowledge and were shocked to learn that, seriously, guys, who gives a shit?
  

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Reply #5 - Mar 2nd, 2016 at 1:20am
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noamineo wrote on Mar 2nd, 2016 at 1:12am:
You ened a hot fix when you couldn't even get the little bit of coding on your contentless event to work correctly.

I think they blew their load on the oracle of knowledge and were shocked to learn that, seriously, guys, who gives a shit?


The fuck is an oracle of knowledge? Is that in the anniversary event? I ran that shit once and then left.
  
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Re: Steaming Hot fix incoming
Reply #6 - Mar 2nd, 2016 at 1:35am
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So they collected quotes from everyone. Except they had to be in-game, in character quotes. Like suggestions on how to play the game that are serious and polite and shit. They they put them somewhere in an oracle to celebrate 10 years of DDO.

When precisely no one gave a shit, they threw together this.
  

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Reply #7 - Mar 2nd, 2016 at 3:15am
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Soul wrote on Mar 2nd, 2016 at 1:20am:
The fuck is an oracle of knowledge?

Less "oracle" and "knowledge"; more "High School" and "Yearbook".
  

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Re: Steaming Hot fix incoming
Reply #8 - Mar 2nd, 2016 at 4:23am
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Somewhat funny that they now refer to "possibly" fixing something in regards to a hotfix.

https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/472670-Downtime-Notice-9-00-AM-12-00-P...
  
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