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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Cordovan's creative solution Reply #25 - Apr 20^th, 2016 at 1:48pm	Print Post
	palmer01 wrote on Apr 20^th, 2016 at 9:36am: This is how I see it. They will finally, FINALLY fix every ounce of lag - have everything running optimal. They Game itself will have a rebirth of excitement; people will start talking overly positive about the game. New Graphics will be introduced. Qwijimart will once again become relevant; Strakeln will even contemplate coming back and then......It will all cease to exist because in their ultimate and epic moment of benevolence and marked up intelligence, they will lose their licensing and even fail to go into maintenance mode. And in the background you will here old man Ironclad ranting I told you! I told you! I told you, I told you....... And thus we cease to exist. LMAO �

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Cordovan's creative solution Reply #26 - Apr 20^th, 2016 at 4:31pm	Print Post
	palmer01 wrote on Apr 20^th, 2016 at 9:36am: This is how I see it. They will finally, FINALLY fix every ounce of lag - have everything running optimal. They Game itself will have a rebirth of excitement; people will start talking overly positive about the game. New Graphics will be introduced. Qwijimart will once again become relevant; Strakeln will even contemplate coming back and then......It will all cease to exist because in their ultimate and epic moment of benevolence and marked up intelligence, they will lose their licensing and even fail to go into maintenance mode. And in the background you will here old man Ironclad ranting I told you! I told you! I told you, I told you....... And thus we cease to exist. This actually IS a cool story, bro.

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Cordovan's creative solution Reply #27 - Apr 20^th, 2016 at 4:35pm	Print Post
	Technomage wrote on Apr 20^th, 2016 at 4:31pm: This actually IS a cool story, bro. Get back in the soiled sock hampster, Abraham.


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DoRayEgon Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1042 Joined: Apr 4^th, 2014	Re: Cordovan's creative solution Reply #28 - Apr 20^th, 2016 at 4:36pm	Print Post
	Fire cordo. Revenue jumps by 75 percent. Guaranteed.


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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Cordovan's creative solution Reply #29 - Apr 20^th, 2016 at 5:57pm	Print Post
	The way I see this is that Turbine is in far worse shape than we thought and management is letting go of luxury items like toilet paper in the bathrooms. So Cordovan has asked you all to submit these reports so he can inform the new intern to print them out and then he'll have something to wipe his ass with after his morning shit without management getting suspicious.

	- Zorro
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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4377 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Cordovan's creative solution Reply #30 - Apr 21^st, 2016 at 8:39am	Print Post
	Mr Reilly wrote on Apr 20^th, 2016 at 5:57pm: The way I see this is that Turbine is in far worse shape than we thought and management is letting go of luxury items like toilet paper in the bathrooms.� So Cordovan has asked you all to submit these reports so he can inform the new intern to print them out and then he'll have something to wipe his ass with after his morning shit without management getting suspicious. Wow, I was really worried where you were going with that, but you got there in the end, sort of. Maybe.

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