Meursault wrote on Aug 10
th, 2016 at 10:51pm:
So my doctor told me I had to give up red meat, drinking, smoking, and partying all night, and get more exercise. I said "Doc, if I do all of that, will I live longer?" and he said "No, but it will sure seem longer."
I prefer the longevity stories I've heard:
The little old lady, when asked her secret, said she has a glass of brandy every night.
The octogenarian who says he enjoys a cigar and a bourbon each day.
The ancient Scotsman who says he enjoys a wee dram of scotch on an evening, and maybe a bit more.
The 100+ year old German who swears his daily stein of beer is the secret of his longevity.
My plan is to live forever by enjoying each day a glass of brandy, a cigar and a bourbon, a wee dram of scotch and maybe a bit more, and a stein of beer.
It might not actually work, but I'll be living until the end, damnit!