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Aug 15th, 2016 at 9:32pm
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Re: Content designer getting cheeky on mobos
Reply #1 - Aug 15th, 2016 at 11:04pm
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I was too busy being confused by the poorly thought out proposal slash inane rambling in the OP to even notice.

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Where no team has gone before...

3 raids
8 quests
New race: kalashtar
New class: psionicist
Sentient weapons
New enemies: the gith
Level cap 33

Quest1 to adar
The first sentient weapon is about to be created. The kalashtar and githzerai have been cooperating to bring fruit.
The invited heroes journey to Adar to witness the birth.
The quori send emissaries to stop them.
The fight ends when the quori boss opens a portal into the astral plane.

Quest2 to gith
Githyanki pour through the portal. Big opening fight. like DA.
The githyanki boss has a silver sword. He steals the five gems for the sword and escapes into the astral plane.

Quest3 to monastery of limbo
The heroes are tasked with recovering the gems. The githzerai will be their guides on the astral plane.
Journey to astral plane. Fight astral monsters. End up at gith monastery.

Quest4 gem1 ring of spell storing
Gith outpost

Quest5 gem2 ring of ancestors
Dragons cave
Chromatic dragon named gygax

Quest6 gem3 braided rope
Gith castle

Quest7 gem4 astral mantle
Open battlefield

Quest8 gem5 sword of light (shadow)
Pre raid?*
Back at monastery to assemble sword


Raid1 gith queen 31
Gith fortress
Guildship assault
A battle with a wizard queen and her brood
Of three red dragons
A host of undead with silver swords

Raid2 tiamat 32
Pit of five sorrows
And a revealing of the five headed queen herself
Tiamat
And her den of five dragons
And consort

Raid3 dispater 33
nine hells
And then to the nine Hells itself
To confront dispater, an Arch devil
And his legion

All to save the Gish


Notes1
On the progression
2-2-2-2-1-1-1 and 2-222-111 and 7 and 33, and 11
Raids at 31/32/33 make 35 top. Natural is to conform to +3 or level.
So a 33 running 35 is only +2
The intro middle and end is a harmonic octave
Natural to raise max level to 33.
The true legendary levels.

Notes2
I prefer no Poe.

Notes3
Thunder and lightning were used in this creation.


I also appreciated that at least one genius seemed to think there was a possibility that the OP contained "real info".
  
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Reply #2 - Aug 15th, 2016 at 11:14pm
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Pseudonym wrote on Aug 15th, 2016 at 11:04pm:
I was too busy being confused by the poorly thought out proposal slash inane rambling in the OP to even notice.


I also appreciated that at least one genius seemed to think there was a possibility that the OP contained "real info".


I literally can't understand the OP at all. What does any of that mean?
  

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Reply #3 - Aug 15th, 2016 at 11:28pm
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Since Lynnabel has signaled that "Hi Welcome" is no longer an unacceptable phrase....
  
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Reply #4 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:11am
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Well, we know Lynnabel likely reads here.

Hola Lynnabel.  You have my eternal sympathy for having to work at Turdbine, particularly under Sev (let's hope not literally).

Just kiss Piaz ass (either or) as much as possible and you'll be fine!


AtomicMew wrote on Aug 15th, 2016 at 11:28pm:
Since Lynnabel has signaled that "Hi Welcome" is no longer an unacceptable phrase....


Let's head on over and test that out.
You go first.....
Grin
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Reply #5 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:52am
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DropBear wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:11am:
Well, we know Lynnabel likely reads here.

Hola Lynnabel.  You have my eternal sympathy for having to work at Turdbine, particularly under Sev (let's hope not literally).

Just kiss Piaz ass (either or) as much as possible and you'll be fine!



Let's head on over and test that out.
You go first.....
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And why the fuck is she posting on Reddit during company time? https://www.reddit.com/user/Rienuaa
  
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Reply #6 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 2:01am
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platfarmchink wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:52am:
And why the fuck is she posting on Reddit during company time? https://www.reddit.com/user/Rienuaa



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As in I'm a content designer and go to work every day at Turbine Inc with the rest of the devs. I also happen to be a huge fan of DDO, don't get me wrong, but it's also my job. Smiley


Good spotting.
What the hell are you doing reading that useless Reddit?   Grin
  
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Reply #7 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 3:04am
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Pseudonym wrote on Aug 15th, 2016 at 11:04pm:
I was too busy being confused by the poorly thought out proposal slash inane rambling in the OP to even notice.


He wasn't kidding when he listed his location as Too Stoned
  
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Re: Content designer getting cheeky on mobos
Reply #8 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 3:14am
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I think somebody mostly nailed it :

https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/477864-Where-no-team-has-gone-before-2...

Though it's not Plume de Sol, it's Plume de SoleilGrin

  

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Reply #9 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 8:38am
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Given that 'Hi, welcome' is an automatic infraction for the rest of us plebes for some stupid reason that they refuse to spell out in their community guidelines, I am highly amused that the newest member of the Turbine team is embracing this as their catch phrase.
  

No, let me be Frank.

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Reply #10 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 9:46am
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Just quote that post whenever you want to throw a Hi Welcome at someone.  Cordoban will still give you an infraction, but it will be an awkward infraction for him.
  

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Re: Content designer getting cheeky on mobos
Reply #11 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 10:06am
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Mr Reilly wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 9:46am:
Just quote that post whenever you want to throw a Hi Welcome at someone.  Cordoban will still give you an infraction, but it will be an awkward infraction for him.

This would only be true if Cordo was uncomfortable when showing bias.

Cordo is not capable of shame.  Examples of this are abundant.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
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I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
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DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
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Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
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Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
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Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
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Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
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Reply #12 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 10:11am
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Mr Reilly wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 9:46am:
Just quote that post whenever you want to throw a Hi Welcome at someone.  Cordoban will still give you an infraction, but it will be an awkward infraction for him.

what a wonderful way to get some rub ins
  

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Reply #13 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 11:13am
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Mr Reilly wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 9:46am:
Just quote that post whenever you want to throw a Hi Welcome at someone.  Cordoban will still give you an infraction, but it will be an awkward infraction for him.

Don't quote the post, say "I wish I could give you a reply as eloquent as Lynnabel's" because everyone will know that translates to hi welcome but Cordo can't infract it without an implicit acknowledgement hat he saw the original and let it slide.
  

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Reply #14 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:18pm
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Who gives a shit.  It probably was ok to use Hi Welcome now, but as people bunch up their panties and and whip out their +3 tear filled hanky of righteous indignation it'll probably have a short resurrection as an insignificant moment of very little significance and be an infraction for another 3 years.
   Honestly, if Lynnabel does nothing else besides having fixed the forum CSS code error that made searches have the same font and background color, I will be endlessly happy she is there.  Shit she might be one of the few competent people at Turbine right now.....
  
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Reply #15 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:39pm
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Tspoon wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:18pm:
Who gives a shit.  It probably was ok to use Hi Welcome now, but as people bunch up their panties and and whip out their +3 tear filled hanky of righteous indignation it'll probably have a short resurrection as an insignificant moment of very little significance and be an infraction for another 3 years.
   Honestly, if Lynnabel does nothing else besides having fixed the forum CSS code error that made searches have the same font and background color, I will be endlessly happy she is there.  Shit she might be one of the few competent people at Turbine right now.....

I strongly suspect you're ascribing skills and abilities to her which she does not possess. I recommend you keep your hopes appropriately low.
  

OldCoaly wrote on May 27th, 2016 at 11:27am:
If one of those types of weapons isn't "wraps", then it's a non-starter for Fran.
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Reply #16 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:47pm
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nowAvaultie wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:39pm:
I strongly suspect you're ascribing skills and abilities to her which she does not possess. I recommend you keep your hopes appropriately low.


True but it doesn't matter. Friday is her last day on the job.

  
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Reply #17 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 2:15pm
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Sidenote, apparently ddowiki has as much difficulty playing the fucking game as the Turbine devs.  I would confirm that rerolling doesn't cause chest ransack for them but I am neither a dev nor a dropbear.
  

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Reply #18 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 2:26pm
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Mr Reilly wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 2:15pm:
Sidenote, apparently ddowiki has as much difficulty playing the fucking game as the Turbine devs.  I would confirm that rerolling doesn't cause chest ransack for them but I am neither a dev nor a dropbear.

I've used the reroll option before (and, no, I don't have duped AS; I get them the normal way) and in my experience it appeared to contribute to ransack. I won't be able to do any testing of this until after the Thanksgiving points sale, as I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to my VIP monthly points and I have only 8 AS right now. But, yeah, when I have some cash, I'm going to test this.
  

OldCoaly wrote on May 27th, 2016 at 11:27am:
If one of those types of weapons isn't "wraps", then it's a non-starter for Fran.
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Reply #19 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 2:30pm
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Mr Reilly wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 2:15pm:
Sidenote, apparently ddowiki has as much difficulty playing the fucking game as the Turbine devs.  I would confirm that rerolling doesn't cause chest ransack for them but I am neither a dev nor a dropbear.


That's why i left that little tidbit from CSI in the SS, they were bitching back and forth about not having "real dev confirmation in the form of a dev forum post" about it, lol so much retardation.
  
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nowAvaultie wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:39pm:
I strongly suspect you're ascribing skills and abilities to her which she does not possess. I recommend you keep your hopes appropriately low.


Hey, she fixed it.  If you search the DDO forums now, it displays correctly and you can actually read the results without having to highlight the text.   So in my book that  makes her competent.
  
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Mr Reilly wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 2:15pm:
Sidenote, apparently ddowiki has as much difficulty playing the fucking game as the Turbine devs.  I would confirm that rerolling doesn't cause chest ransack for them but I am neither a dev nor a dropbear.


Lynnabel also confirmed it on the forums.
  
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Reply #22 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 2:51pm
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platfarmchink wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 1:47pm:
True but it doesn't matter. Friday is her last day on the job.

https://s3.postimg.io/8ar0ghexf/Capture.png


Do you mean that we now also have to hang on that fucking shit called Discord to get actual things about what happens ?

I'll have to have a few words with CSI about his Discord bot, it needs to cover everything from all the Discord rooms.

  

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Reply #23 - Aug 16th, 2016 at 3:09pm
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Tspoon wrote on Aug 16th, 2016 at 2:44pm:
Hey, she fixed it.  If you search the DDO forums now, it displays correctly and you can actually read the results without having to highlight the text.   So in my book that  makes her competent.

Well, what do you know? Turbine stumbled across an intern that knows CSS and had the desire and willingness to actually do work.
  

OldCoaly wrote on May 27th, 2016 at 11:27am:
If one of those types of weapons isn't "wraps", then it's a non-starter for Fran.
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