So this guy takes a trip to France, and while in a cab from the airport he asks the cabbie to take him to a gentleman's club.

When he enters it seems far different from what he was used to in the US.  It's just like a fancy restaurant, but there are some girls dancing on a stage, so he lets the Maître D' seat him.  His waiter arrives and asks what he would like to order.  He explains that he is new in town and asks for a recommendation.  The waiter says that the 'Peach Pusse' is quite nice, and the man says "Fine, I'll take that."

In a few minutes a girl comes over and climbs up on the table.  The waiter hands her a peach, and she peels it and then proceeds to slide it in and out of her cunt for a few minutes.  Then she places it on a plate, and the man prepares to dig in.  The waiter stops him, exclaiming "Non, Monsieur!  That peach, it is no longer fit for eating.  You eat the pusse!"