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Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Apr 21st, 2018 at 12:24am
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Been wondering this for a while
  
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Re: Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Reply #1 - Apr 21st, 2018 at 1:14am
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missing the beer, bacon and cheese option.
  

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Re: Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Reply #2 - Apr 21st, 2018 at 2:27am
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And boobs and donuts.
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Re: Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Reply #3 - Apr 21st, 2018 at 3:04am
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they evolved in concert similar to the reality of cellular evolution we can examine in microorganisms. It's like a ball of mud rolling down a hill and picking up anything in its path. Then it miraculously splits into two mudballs that are tied together by a rope. Eventually they become cordovan's nutsack.

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volt_ wrote on Mar 23rd, 2017 at 4:43pm:
Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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Re: Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Reply #4 - Apr 21st, 2018 at 3:08am
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God help us if his mud spreads.
  

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volt_ wrote on Mar 23rd, 2017 at 4:43pm:
Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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Re: Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Reply #5 - Apr 21st, 2018 at 11:08am
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Flav wrote on Apr 21st, 2018 at 1:14am:
missing the beer, bacon and cheese option.

Skoodge wrote on Apr 21st, 2018 at 2:27am:
And boobs and donuts.

LOL

That's right. Every Vault poll needs to have the following options appended to the end. Everyone knows this.

  • Beer
  • Bacon
  • Cheese
  • Donuts
  • Boobs
  • [1...n various combinations of the above to show your flava]
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Re: Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Reply #6 - Apr 21st, 2018 at 11:53am
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depending on how robust this forum's software is, you might be able to enforce that automatically

anyway 1&2 are the only correct options. jerry is meaningless and meme answers are irrelevant
  

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Re: Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Reply #7 - Apr 21st, 2018 at 1:03pm
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Bacon and Boobs.
  

Smrti wrote on Mar 22nd, 2013 at 3:00pm:
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Re: Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Reply #8 - Apr 21st, 2018 at 6:58pm
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If you're not satisfied with the available options, your choice is clear: get fucked

But since I am a generous fuckwit, I made a special second poll for all you very special people: http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1524350726/0#0
  
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Re: Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Reply #9 - Apr 21st, 2018 at 8:06pm
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Fuckwit wrote on Apr 21st, 2018 at 6:58pm:
If you're not satisfied with the available options, your choice is clear: get fucked


Tsk.  Don't get pissy at everyone else because you suck at polls.  These have only been required options for like fucking ever.  Wink
  

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Re: Which came first, the retards or the ddo forums?
Reply #10 - Apr 24th, 2018 at 7:43am
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Uh, tough question.

I'm gonna go with YOU!  Grin
  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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