It has come to my attention that many players were banned for exploiting and otherwise violating DDO rules.

Let me just say you are not even trying. I'm calling you at as rank amateurs!

This thread is for those that want to truly step up their game, and get banned from DDO without violating any of the rules. The pro method is to imply devs have no clue what they are doing (with specific examples - change in monks, stealth implementation), and to ask for changes that would actually improve the game.

So here is the call out to step up your game and join the truly elite that can get it done without such simple methods as exploits, trolling, and violation of forum rules! 


Add your name here! 

Pro-Ban List

-Nokowi

Oh I left DDO voluntarily when they threw players that didn't know anything about build or game play into elite, and it was a test of who could run to the end the fastest.

My ban was from the main forums for being - inactive player.

Pointing out the obvious is what they do not appreciate.

Take monk, where their own actions show they did not have a clue what they were doing at release.  Their "tests" put monk 30% ahead BEFORE level 30 wraps by their own statements. That means they buffed their top melee build the most with level 30 wraps - but don't worry they ran some tests so everything will be balanced moving forward, even though they couldn't manage to do it at release. Given proof they didn't know what they were doing, I would expect more of the same in the future.

Take stealth, where they can't even come up with a basic functional relationship (improving hide/move silently vs opposed roll). Yet another example of a failure of basic design.

I can logically say their game design stinks, and would be trivial to improve. 

Emotionally, I can say DDO has been a great game and has much more potential than this group can manage. Beyond that, my personal happiness or unhappiness with the game doesn't really affect anything.

hugs and kisses to you too!

eighnuss wrote on Apr 21^st, 2018 at 11:57am:


omg this is so on point

<3

Btdt years ago. Was permanent banned for literally just being me, and told I could not make an account in any turbine game. Was banned for sending a tell to someone saying that "I hacked turbine servers" as a joke. The list goes on and on.

Flav wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2018 at 1:01am:


I was banned on forums for terrorizing Leslie over the course of months after too many warning and then telling Tolero to fuck herself. Fully deserved, my bad. I was banned in game for creative adventuring. Fully deserved. I don't know anyone who was one-shotted.

I've been perma-banned since 2010.

Gunga wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2018 at 2:01pm:


TWDiggs is a member of this forum and he posted a screenshot of the infraction.

*bawler

Gunga wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2018 at 9:30am:

eazy as fuck.

>be me
>make sock
>post thread on mobo calling cordovan a forum janitor
>make sure to post how his kid is ashamed of him and his ex-wife left due to sheer embarrassment of having to tell her friends and family that her husband is a toilet cleaner of a d&d mmo forum.
>get banned in game as well for the post
>2-fer-1 yourself

eighnuss wrote on Apr 21^st, 2018 at 11:57am:


Evidently you don't think devs intentionally killed stealth:

Cordovan- "To the extent stealth needs further adjustment in non-Reaper difficulty, we are interested in looking into that when time permits. There is no intention to make stealth mechanics more functional in Reaper difficulty, as we deliberately do not support stealth mechanics in Reaper."

I can still play DDO, it's just turned into a heaping pile of dung for stealth players. And by stealth, I mean tactical combat, not sneaking past and avoiding mobs. Not all of us find attacking non-moving mobs interesting.

nokowi wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2018 at 5:21pm:


its a really simple sentence to understand but i can appreciate your difficulties. ill try to reword the only information it relays so that you do not misperceive it again.

you like da sneek class
you complain about da sneek class
now u cant no more
so u are complaining here about da peepl who maek da sneek class

nokowi wrote on Apr 23^rd, 2018 at 6:25pm:


I'll give a smiley point to your mother.