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The artists formerly known as "Captain's Crew" are under new management. All hail the God Emperor Bigjunk McGee, first of his name, King of the New Jersey and the First Pikers, Lord of the Nippleless Creatures, and Roaster of Halflings.

We are looking for 3-5 new minions to form the core raiding crew for running the newer (and some older) raids on R1-R5 reaper on a regular basis. We are looking for experienced players who have all the packs, know what they are doing, and already have good toons.

We are not looking for serial TR-junkies who never stay at cap, we already have too many of those. While we are not a "raid or log off" guild we don't see any point in adding non-raiders to our ranks.

We are also not looking for new players. We're terrible teachers.

Our culture is not politically correct, in general most of us spend our time securing better seats in hell. Our TeamSpeak banter is very adult and probably illegal in most EU countries as well as US universities. Thin-skinned snowflakes need not apply.

A little drama makes life interesting, no-drama for the boring. Overall we expect people to be adults and solve their own problems when they occur.

We are primarily in the Eastern US and events revolve around that time zone.

If interested please contact our fearless leader in game who'll either be on Bigjunk, Snookie, Beefmissle, or Littlejunk (he used to have other toons as well, but we don't talk about that).
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well they were hit pretty hard.

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They use TeamSpeak, might as well just say they are shit in the ad.
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EDIT: BTW I love your post.  It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit.


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what the fuck guys...

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Cripey wrote on Apr 29th, 2018 at 11:03am:
They use TeamSpeak, might as well just say they are shit in the ad.


Says a scrub from a dogshit guild. You jealous or just the usual stupid bro?
  

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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Apr 29th, 2018 at 11:45am:
Says a scrub from a dogshit guild. You jealous or just the usual stupid bro?


Slight over reaction? Are you related to teamspeak or somethiing?  Grin Or is there some personal dig there that I missed?

  

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typical fragile male ego bullshit
  
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harharharhar wrote on Apr 29th, 2018 at 2:19pm:
typical fragile male ego bullshit


Oh boy is that projection.
  

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Floppy is just a dumb cunt sjw that gets his feelings hurt alot
  

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EDIT: BTW I love your post.  It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit.


majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:11pm:
what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

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Cripey wrote on Apr 29th, 2018 at 5:58pm:
Floppy is just a dumb cunt sjw that gets his feelings hurt alot



Roll Eyes  Oh fucking hell, this is just as "panties in a bunch" as he was. Why do I bother...
  

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Slick Stick wrote on Apr 29th, 2018 at 6:24pm:
Roll Eyes  Oh fucking hell, this is just as "panties in a bunch" as he was. Why do I bother...



  

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Hordo wrote on Nov 21st, 2012 at 8:07am:
EDIT: BTW I love your post.  It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit.


majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:11pm:
what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

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Cripey wrote on Apr 29th, 2018 at 11:03am:
They use TeamSpeak, might as well just say they are shit in the ad.


We use it too. It's a useful, no hassle tool, that's much better than the ingame chat.
I know there's other similar tools around, but why bother to look for more when you have one that fits your needs ?

  

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Fuck teamspeak and fuck voice chat in general.  In my eight years of playing this game I can probably count the number of people who didn't annoy me on voice chat on one hand.

You get 3 main categories.

Idiots with cheap gear or too stupid to properly set up their gear who get pissed when you can't hear them.

Idiots with annoying voices who ramble about nothing through the whole quest.

Delusional, self-important fucktards who bark orders that no one needs and no one follows and inevitably throws a hissy fit that things aren't being done exactly like they want.

And I guess a 4th category of even bigger idiots who are a mix of the other 3.

Unless you're leading an all newb raid party, there's nothing you can say over voice chat you can't type in chat with slightly more effort and way less drama for everyone else involved.

The game just isn't that hard.  If you think you need voice chat, you're just lying to yourself.
  

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I have in game voice muted unless I'm in a raid.

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Flav wrote on Apr 30th, 2018 at 5:30am:
We use it too. It's a useful, no hassle tool, that's much better than the ingame chat.
I know there's other similar tools around, but why bother to look for more when you have one that fits your needs ?


But Flav...all the cool kids are using Discord!!
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Skoodge wrote on Apr 30th, 2018 at 7:55am:
Unless you're leading an all newb raid party, there's nothing you can say over voice chat you can't type in chat with slightly more effort and way less drama for everyone else involved.


Agreed. I much, much, much prefer text-chat in these sorts of games. Only real problem is DDO isn't well-designed for it; you really need to be hammering hotkeys or your DPS goes done. Vanilla WoW was awesome as it was actually structured with the idea that you'd be typing while fighting.

Skoodge wrote on Apr 30th, 2018 at 7:55am:
Idiots with cheap gear or too stupid to properly set up their gear who get pissed when you can't hear them.


Got any tips on what expensive gear will work? I've had 8 different computers, 12 different sound cards, and 4 different ISPs since I've been playing DDO and I STILL cannot make the in-game voice-chat work Sad If it's a question of buying something better, I'm all ears.
  

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Voice chat in DDO for party coordination is fine for me.  I rarely, if ever have problems with volume or quality of others.

The biggest issue is that you can't talk to people you aren't in a group with (channel, guildies, etc).  That's where the 3rd party apps excel.   And a text chat that is more persistent than guild or party chat for text is nice too.  The tools provided are fine for "in the moment" communication in a quest/raid.   They just don't extend much outside of that.
  
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Apr 29th, 2018 at 11:45am:
Says a scrub from a dogshit guild. You jealous or just the usual stupid bro?


Why don't you use your character name here? It'd be easier to evaluate if Cripey is really jealous of you or just the usual stupid if you identified who you were. Otherwise, you're just the stupid, jealous cunt in a garbage guild, huh.
  

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noamineo wrote on Apr 30th, 2018 at 11:41am:
Got any tips on what expensive gear will work? I've had 8 different computers, 12 different sound cards, and 4 different ISPs since I've been playing DDO and I STILL cannot make the in-game voice-chat work Sad If it's a question of buying something better, I'm all ears.


I think that's the issue.  I've got everything but voice cranked down to about 10% and I still can barely hear most people.  3rd party apps probably are the best route since turbine can't code (insert any aspect of the game here) properly.

But just type.  No one wants to hear your voice anyways Wink
  

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Gunga wrote on Apr 30th, 2018 at 1:33pm:
Why don't you use your character name here? It'd be easier to evaluate if Cripey is really jealous of you or just the usual stupid if you identified who you were. Otherwise, you're just the stupid, jealous cunt in a garbage guild, huh.


This is Mal. Being jealous RG would be exceedingly silly. Hope you're doing well dude.
  

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Tes just rode our coattails and isn't allowed to any longer.
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on May 1st, 2018 at 12:15pm:
This is Mal. Being jealous RG would be exceedingly silly. Hope you're doing well dude.


Well, you weren't really talking about being jealous of a guild. That concept is pretty silly because guilds are groups of friends who play together a lot which provides benefits in game. RG checks those boxes, as do most guilds. So yes, that concept which no one is talking about is dumb.

You were asking Cripey if he was jealous of you, which, knowing Cripey, is pretty naive because he really couldn't give a fuck; you're just another squelched turd on his list. But more likely, since you bring up jealousy, you're easily butthurt by better players who make fun of you and/or your mom.

Good to see you Mal. Hope you're doing well.
  

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Cripey wrote on May 1st, 2018 at 1:15pm:
Tes just rode our coattails and isn't allowed to any longer.


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Skoodge wrote on Apr 30th, 2018 at 4:39pm:
I think that's the issue.  I've got everything but voice cranked down to about 10% and I still can barely hear most people.  3rd party apps probably are the best route since turbine can't code (insert any aspect of the game here) properly.


Oh only ten percent? I have the rest of the game volume set to 0.03% and "master" volume maxed out, and I STILL have to turn the sound up to "neighbors going to call the cops" levels to hear about half the people talk.

That's when the voice chat works at-fucking-all, which is also less than half the time.

I'd be perfectly happy if the game had no voice-chat, but occasionally I get fucktards who tell me to "Buy a cheap pair of speakers" because I can't hear their bullshit commands. I like to tell those people I'm actually deaf.

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But just type.  No one wants to hear your voice anyways Wink


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Skoodge wrote on Apr 30th, 2018 at 4:39pm:
But just type.  No one wants to hear your voice anyways Wink

I actually prefer a raid leader who uses voice. They're able to coordinate actions much quicker than someone who has to type.
  

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