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Sureokwhatever Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5 Joined: Jul 4^th, 2018	Treat SSG employees like RL Jul 6^th, 2018 at 5:18pm	Print Post
	If you have an issue with a product you can find out the managers name and go sort it out. We need to find out and circulate Cordovan and Steelstar's real info. They should be held accountable the same way as any other employee is. Cordovan, fucking cunt that makes you route for breastcancer, has been a condescending piece of catshit time and time again to paying customers. There should be a way to rectify this, same as any other company. Steelstar is just a dumb as fuck cuntraggy bitch that needs curb stomping and teeth removal. But at the very least, these fucking twats can influece scores of paying customers and hide for it. This is serious bullshit. We need to find their real names and be able to sort issues out directly. You cannot pick up phone and call SSG offices and be put in touch with these twats, so we must find alternative means to making them feel like they work in the real world and not some ivory tower. If anyone has any rl info on these twats, please share.


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Toke Stormreaver Piker Offline ... or maybe I was just smoking something. Posts: 744 Joined: Jan 7^th, 2014	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #1 - Jul 6^th, 2018 at 5:51pm	Print Post
	All that pent up anger. Just ask your dad for a hand job while you delete the game. Make sure you put both on youtube so Cord and Steeel have a chance to see it.

	If you can roll it you can smoke it.� If you can carve it you can smoke with it.
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eighnuss Epic Poster Offline ด้้้้้ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ ͩͩͩͩͩͩ Posts: 3468 Location: ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ Joined: Jan 30^th, 2013	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #2 - Jul 6^th, 2018 at 7:26pm	Print Post
	get mad come find me in boston See you in game!

	ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩDISCLAIMER: This post is provided �as is� for informational purposes only. The Department of Vault Security (DVS) does not provide any warranties of any kind regarding any information contained within. DVS does not endorse any commercial product or service referenced in this post or otherwise.
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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #3 - Jul 6^th, 2018 at 8:00pm	Print Post
	You ever wonder if porn stars with good senses of humor say things like "sorry I stepped on you kids, I didn't see you down there"? Also - turkeynecks real name is hardly a secret.

	Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored.� Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted.� Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Silky Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1267 Joined: Dec 7^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #4 - Jul 6^th, 2018 at 9:31pm	Print Post
	http://ddowiki.com/page/Jerry_Snook


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raybob DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 452 Joined: Sep 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #5 - Jul 6^th, 2018 at 9:56pm	Print Post
	If my name was Snook, I'd be an asshole too.


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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #6 - Jul 6^th, 2018 at 10:26pm	Print Post
	I'm not sure you understand how people interact with each other in the RL. Curb stomping and teeth removal are not RL acceptable actions. They are felonies. Stick to being an ITG and saying those kinds of things behind your anon account on a message board.


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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #7 - Jul 7^th, 2018 at 1:53am	Print Post
	If you want to speak with Jerry in person, he'll more than likely be at GenCon. He usually posts a thread on his forum telling where and when his sycophants should try to meet him. Or you could drop by Turbine/SSG's offices. Show up with a box of 2" blue painter's tape for PacMan LARP and they'll roll out the red carpet. https://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/private/snapshot.asp?privcapId=119712 They say you shouldn't meet your heroes, though. Whatever you're expecting from Jerry, the only certainty is that you're going to be disappointed.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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platfarmchink Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 865 Joined: Feb 28^th, 2016	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #8 - Jul 7^th, 2018 at 2:57am	Print Post
	Sureokwhatever wrote on Jul 6^th, 2018 at 5:18pm: If you have an issue with a product you can find out the managers name and go sort it out. We need to find out and circulate Cordovan and Steelstar's real info. They should be held accountable the same way as any other employee is. Cordovan, fucking cunt that makes you route for breastcancer, has been a condescending piece of catshit time and time again to paying customers. There should be a way to rectify this, same as any other company. Steelstar is just a dumb as fuck cuntraggy bitch that needs curb stomping and teeth removal. But at the very least, these fucking twats can influece scores of paying customers and hide for it. This is serious bullshit. We need to find their real names and be able to sort issues out directly. You cannot pick up phone and call SSG offices and be put in touch with these twats, so we must find alternative means to making them feel like they work in the real world and not some ivory tower. If anyone has any rl info on these twats, please share. If you are this angry you already know their names you fuckwit. You don't even know Cuntoban's name? Horseshit.� If it is true that you have Cordo, and you don't even know his name, YOU ARE THE DUMB FUCK. GOODNIGHT DUMBFUCK.
	« Last Edit: Jul 7^th, 2018 at 2:58am by platfarmchink »

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platfarmchink Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 865 Joined: Feb 28^th, 2016	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #9 - Jul 7^th, 2018 at 3:00am	Print Post
	Asheras wrote on Jul 6^th, 2018 at 10:26pm: I'm not sure you understand how people interact with each other in the RL.� �Curb stomping and teeth removal are not RL acceptable actions.� They are felonies.� Stick to being an ITG and saying those kinds of things behind your anon account on a message board.� � Whatever you want Cordovan.


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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 8920 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #10 - Jul 12^th, 2018 at 12:10pm	Print Post
	https://www.linkedin.com/in/jerrysnook Could probably get quite a bit of fun info by creating a fake linkedin account and catfishing him. I like how all of his previous experience is as a reporter.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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totallynotflimsy Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10 Joined: Jul 15^th, 2018	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #11 - Jul 15^th, 2018 at 6:28pm	Print Post
	bring it on lil bitch. btw, when you're done dumbfuckshitposting moronic stuff, you can go back fapping to Teletubbies. i allow that.


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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #12 - Jul 16^th, 2018 at 1:22pm	Print Post
	totallynotflimsy wrote on Jul 15^th, 2018 at 6:28pm: bring it on lil bitch. btw, when you're done dumbfuckshitposting moronic stuff, you can go back fapping to Teletubbies. i allow that.

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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totallynotflimsy Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10 Joined: Jul 15^th, 2018	Re: Treat SSG employees like RL Reply #13 - Jul 16^th, 2018 at 4:41pm	Print Post
	nice advice, thx. noted. dead inside already, can't die more. but i'll try. next time just shit me with good ol' words plz not some lil emo perv gif.


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