TFW you realized you were merely being contained, quarantined to not spread on 6 pages of necroing threads from 1996 when the undertaker threw mankind off the top of the cage in hell in a cell at wrestlemania.
like an abandoned pet in a shelter; you were taken, spayed, and barked in this little cage, while i allowed the rest of the vault to go free of your spam posting. The psychological impact of what I just did to you, and revealed t you just now, will have far lasting impacts on all your future attempts to spam the vault again. You will always wonder; did this nigga really just bait, trap, kill, skin, and cook a nigga like dat? Yes, the answer is yes.
I trapped you like an IG golddigger does to athletes. You're now paying me child support for the next 18 years.
The only thing that will blow your mind more than this revelation just did, is the fact that I created you. I made you, a sock, just to entertain myself and make myself look this good right now.
I know, everyone is thinking how the fuck this did nigga have such uncannily accurate foresight and insight, backed with an unerring cunning instinct? That there is no way that I could conceive, enact, and spark the catalyst that would lead you into my trap card.
you may go now, butterfly. Better than when I found you.
love, rubbinns.
Rubbinns wrote on Aug 7
th, 2018 at 6:19am:
you niggaz is playing checkers while im on 64D parcheesi. there's levels to tha sock lyfe. you cant see me