Yep he mad. Have fun being mad digimonk! I'mma go do cool stuff now.

You right digimonk, i'll come on demand to notify you of the triggered angry sad little man you are <3

Hah argument? No that implies we're trying to search for truth. We've already landed on the colossal tumor that is your triggered sad existence <3

TornadoJoe wrote on Sep 4^th, 2018 at 4:51pm:


Finally got fastgraphs back. Avoid UAA like the plague. The fundamentals are complete garbage.

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You're approaching herpa derp levels in record time.

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If this is your idea of a witty and clever, it's no surprise you can't find anything.  You wouldn't know good ones even if someone wrote them for you.  Here, I'll give you an example that applies to your feeble attempts at comebacks:  As Dr. Dre said, "You gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees".

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Bragging about PVP matches in DDO? ROFL.  Congratulations, you have officially hit herpa derp level in record time.  You want to buy some vault cred with Paypal, too?
 



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Again, no surprise.  I am certain you fail just as hard at search engines as you do at everything you've posted here.

Here, I'll help you.  Got it on the first try.   http://lmgtfy.com/?q=site%3Addovault.com+digimonk+i+lold+at+this

While we're on the topic of your search engine inadequacies, here's another one for you to learn from:  http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%22Gramh_the_Bard%22+troll+wrong+ass-clown

You're so mad you can't even read straight, no wonder your comebacks are lamesauce and the only one who's willing to suck your dick is nomnoms XD

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So triggered.

I'm mad?  Interesting thing for the kid who's been slapped back down so hard he's using insults about crude sexual acts because they've got nothing better left to say. 

invested no, i just like seeing what lame deflection technique and mental gymnast skills digimonk will use next to feel like he's clever, it's cute and sad like a 3 legged puppy.

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Well, take the "final" version of your posts, cut the number of typos, misspellings, and all-around poor grammar in them by 80%.  Then pretend the statements in your posts aren't wrong and retarded, and you'll have an reasonably good idea of what my first drafts look like.

I just keep taking this as a compliment, because you wouldn't admit anything I do is clever anyway. So by being a consistent participant here and how weak your arguments are beyond that you consider me stupid, it just continues to reinforce my argument and also show that you are weak willed and mentally incapable of knowing when to quit. I know this explanation will cause you to write out some sort of weak attack that boils down to a more verbose "i not stupidz, you stupidz" and only slightly more so. That's ok, that's the best you can do, and that probably makes you feel like a winner in good company with the rest of the folk here on the vault because at best they can come up with maybe one good jib every 400 or so posts.

I'm not even going to say I'm proud of my work here, because it is certainly not my best, because I could simply care less and knew the juvenile level the vault is capable of, especially it's weakest member.

So knowing it's not worth my time, why am I explaining why it's a waste of time? Because I'm bored? Because I have this kind of time to waste on someone who will scribble out some sort of idiotic statement of opinion and pat himself on the back for it? I don't know, but it certainly isn't for any reason your puny comebacks and rationalizations could grasp on a good day.

From here on out, I'm not going to bother with you suffice to put up a dumb meme in response, because quid pro quo on capabilities. I hope you take this time to realize that you've wasted your time here as well, maybe try something that you're good at because trolling or witty banter is far out of reach for you. Learn a hobby, ride a bike (don't forget the helmet little guy), maybe find a nice boy to settle down with, raise a family in a nice cul de sac in an accepting community out of a red state.

I just hope one day that you will accept it's not good to be bitter about being less than, and maybe quit lashing out at people after you've been bested. I gave you an out with the apology routine, which didn't work. Take this chance, because it's the last amount of my personal effort you're going to get, and cut your losses. But who are we kidding, you didn't read any of this, because probably incapable, and are sitting there at your keyboard furiously trying to think of some twist or spin you can put on this to come out ahead, which will elicit a "You mad bro" meme from me because I'm done making it look like effort was put in here. Maybe you can make friends with nomnoms and the two of you can sit around making bland attack comments to new folk on the vault and high five eachother.

i was promised socks and i was not disappointed!