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S_O_B Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 207 Joined: Aug 25^th, 2015	how to talk to women Aug 25^th, 2018 at 7:43pm	Print Post
	Orien is down. any ideas on a conversation starter for my wife?? I think she likes to do dishes.


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Snu Snu Shroud Slacker Offline Drama is boring Posts: 1035 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2012	Re: how to talk to women Reply #1 - Aug 25^th, 2018 at 8:14pm	Print Post
	ask her, if she wants a new vacuum cleaner.

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S_O_B Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 207 Joined: Aug 25^th, 2015	Re: how to talk to women Reply #2 - Aug 25^th, 2018 at 8:17pm	Print Post
	meh, forget her. we are back up.


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Snu Snu Shroud Slacker Offline Drama is boring Posts: 1035 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2012	Re: how to talk to women Reply #3 - Aug 25^th, 2018 at 8:51pm	Print Post
	priorities are important.

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ISeeSockPuppets Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 12 Joined: Jun 16^th, 2017	Re: how to talk to women Reply #4 - Aug 25^th, 2018 at 10:28pm	Print Post
	Remember: your wife will never start an argument with you while you are cleaning.


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Snu Snu Shroud Slacker Offline Drama is boring Posts: 1035 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2012	Re: how to talk to women Reply #5 - Aug 26^th, 2018 at 7:21am	Print Post
	In what world are you living? It is the best time for criticism.

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ZooperDooper Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1204 Joined: Oct 27^th, 2014	Re: how to talk to women Reply #6 - Aug 26^th, 2018 at 8:32am	Print Post
	I find apologizing for having slept with both her sister and her mother is a good ice-breaker


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Toke Stormreaver Piker Offline ... or maybe I was just smoking something. Posts: 744 Joined: Jan 7^th, 2014	Re: how to talk to women Reply #7 - Aug 26^th, 2018 at 9:06am	Print Post
	ZooperDooper wrote on Aug 26^th, 2018 at 8:32am: I find apologizing for having slept with both her sister and her mother is a good ice-breaker Reminds me of a fav joke: Ever done it cowboy style? It is like doggy style, but you tell her that her sister really likes it this way, then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

	If you can roll it you can smoke it.� If you can carve it you can smoke with it.
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ZooperDooper Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1204 Joined: Oct 27^th, 2014	Re: how to talk to women Reply #8 - Aug 26^th, 2018 at 9:38am	Print Post
	Toke wrote on Aug 26^th, 2018 at 9:06am: Reminds me of a fav joke:� Ever done it cowboy style?� It is like doggy style, but you tell her that her sister really likes it this way, then try to stay on for 8 seconds. LAWL


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: how to talk to women Reply #9 - Aug 26^th, 2018 at 1:52pm	Print Post
	ISeeSockPuppets wrote on Aug 25^th, 2018 at 10:28pm: Remember: your wife will never start an argument with you while you are cleaning.� Instead the soul-sapping succubus will intuitively wait until you are feeling good in the middle of your work day to spring some shit on you and fuck up your whole day.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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TornadoJoe DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 455 Joined: Sep 23^rd, 2014	Re: how to talk to women Reply #10 - Aug 26^th, 2018 at 7:04pm	Print Post
	"hey baby, wanna rassle?" works 9.5/100 times wife or not Source: 400 conquests, 1 wife, 6 births
	« Last Edit: Aug 26^th, 2018 at 7:05pm by TornadoJoe »

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TornadoJoe DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 455 Joined: Sep 23^rd, 2014	Re: how to talk to women Reply #11 - Aug 26^th, 2018 at 7:06pm	Print Post
	ZooperDooper wrote on Aug 26^th, 2018 at 9:38am: LAWL That's the rodeo. From behind, whisper in her ear, this is how your sister likes it to, stay on for 8 seconds.


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TornadoJoe DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 455 Joined: Sep 23^rd, 2014	Re: how to talk to women Reply #12 - Aug 26^th, 2018 at 7:06pm	Print Post
	Toke wrote on Aug 26^th, 2018 at 9:06am: Reminds me of a fav joke:� Ever done it cowboy style?� It is like doggy style, but you tell her that her sister really likes it this way, then try to stay on for 8 seconds. I prefer the jelly donut, nut on her face then punch her in the nose.


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gibbon Dragon Raider Offline smhma in a cube Posts: 256 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2014	Re: how to talk to women Reply #13 - Aug 27^th, 2018 at 11:54am	Print Post
	TornadoJoe wrote on Aug 26^th, 2018 at 7:06pm: I prefer the jelly donut,� nut on her face then punch her in the nose. Requiring much more preparation, the Gorilla Toss. If you are predisposed to manscaping put it on hold until you have a sizeable manbush. Then shave it off and keep it handy during the deed. Then finish on her chest, toss the pubes onto the sticky, beat your chest with both fists, and toss her off the bed. Then claim the bed like king kong yelling at airplanes from the top of a skyscraper.


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: how to talk to women Reply #14 - Aug 27^th, 2018 at 5:14pm	Print Post
	Tell her you're married. Chicks dig married dudes.

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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S_O_B Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 207 Joined: Aug 25^th, 2015	Re: how to talk to women Reply #15 - Aug 27^th, 2018 at 5:50pm	Print Post
	all solid ideas. I tend to just wait until she screws up her meds, and passes out in bed. for a brief period after, I wonder if I should register myself as a sex offender, but rationalize that consent was implied when she came to bed with her husband, who had not had sex in three weeks.


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: how to talk to women Reply #16 - Aug 27^th, 2018 at 5:52pm	Print Post
	Maybe swipe right on her Tinder? Works for me.

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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Rzyman Waterworks Kobold Offline lovers gonna love Posts: 191 Joined: Aug 14^th, 2018	Re: how to talk to women Reply #17 - Aug 27^th, 2018 at 6:01pm	Print Post
	In Soviet Russia women have hard times to start conversation with you :b Oh there was one from russian bash.org: -Darling, I have to admit something terrible and wrong. I... -Oh dear there no "I" since we married. Only "We" exists, so we'll go through anything together. -Alright. We fucked your sister.

	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrwwJjt71yw
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S_O_B Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 207 Joined: Aug 25^th, 2015	Re: how to talk to women Reply #18 - Nov 7^th, 2018 at 8:37pm	Print Post
	talking to that bitch twice in 3 months, is more than I can stand...


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bengay Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10 Joined: Jun 9^th, 2017	Re: how to talk to women Reply #19 - Nov 7^th, 2018 at 8:43pm	Print Post
	does ddo go down randomly now?


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S_O_B Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 207 Joined: Aug 25^th, 2015	Re: how to talk to women Reply #20 - Nov 7^th, 2018 at 8:45pm	Print Post
	it could be planned... her birthday is tomorrow...


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5955 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: how to talk to women Reply #21 - Nov 7^th, 2018 at 8:59pm	Print Post
	nah she ain't gone down like this in a while

	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: how to talk to women Reply #22 - Nov 7^th, 2018 at 9:00pm	Print Post
	bengay wrote on Nov 7^th, 2018 at 8:43pm: does ddo go down randomly now? DDO Game & Forums down for me, but I can reach this site (lucky me) so I think it's just DDO. Probably didn't pay to have their domain renewed again ...

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Frank Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1429 Joined: Jan 14^th, 2016	Re: how to talk to women Reply #23 - Nov 8^th, 2018 at 12:55pm	Print Post
	S_O_B wrote on Aug 25^th, 2018 at 7:43pm: Orien is down.� any ideas on a conversation starter for my wife?? I think she likes to do dishes.� Ask her to make you a sandwich.

	No, let me be Frank. Digimonk wrote on Dec 8^th, 2016 at 12:39pm: I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive. Smart players know how to use buyback. Digimonk wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2016 at 1:58pm: I will not chone. I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect. Smart people don't elicit "side effects."� They understand in advance the consequences of their actions.
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AsstralTraveler Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 24 Joined: Jun 5^th, 2016	Re: how to talk to women Reply #24 - Nov 14^th, 2018 at 9:32am	Print Post
	Frank wrote on Nov 8^th, 2018 at 12:55pm: Ask her to make you a sandwich. ...and bring me a beer too, hon.


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