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Humble Pie Korthos Resident Offline Never settle. Posts: 57 Joined: Apr 28^th, 2015	Pay For Wood Elves? Oct 2^nd, 2018 at 10:26pm	Print Post
	from the update 40 Wood Elves Wood Elves have ancient roots, with their culture originating near the same time as other Elves. Hardier than other Elves, many were raised in the most dangerous wilds where few others would dare to go. Wood Elves are a new variant that offers an alternate way to play the elven race! Wood Elves do not have their own racial past life, but rather can complete an Elven past life, and have different starting stats, along with several new enhancements. Wood Elves are free to VIPs, and available to purchase in the DDO Store. Really? Are they that wonderful that we would pay for them?


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Rose-tinted Goggles Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Nostalgia! Posts: 191 Joined: Jun 3^rd, 2018	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #1 - Oct 2^nd, 2018 at 10:37pm	Print Post
	Humble Pie wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2018 at 10:26pm: Really? Are they that wonderful that we would pay for them? Gotta keep the servers on somehow lol

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crunch Stormreaver Piker Offline Posts: 745 Location: Europe Joined: Mar 20^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #2 - Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 3:55am	Print Post
	You can also be VIP. No additional purchase needed! Yay?


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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #3 - Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 11:11am	Print Post
	Humble Pie wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2018 at 10:26pm: Really? Are they that wonderful that we would pay for them? If you really wanted to play a more melee-type of Elf I'd say, "Yes."

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9015 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #4 - Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 11:25am	Print Post
	How about make scarecrow a playable race? Make them constructs and let them use docents and repair spells. That'd be cool.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Barkabout Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1032 Joined: Aug 15^th, 2013	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #5 - Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 1:19pm	Print Post
	noamineo wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 11:25am: How about make scarecrow a playable race? Make them constructs and let them use docents and repair spells. That'd be cool. That will never happen. Much like Kobolds will never happen. All the armors and helms will need to be individually changed so that scarecrows can wear them. Much like Tieflings with their horns and tails (even though none of the NPC tieflings have tails), armors and helms needed to be changed so players can have tielfings. You can't have scarecrows without all that straw sticking out everywhere!


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #6 - Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 3:26pm	Print Post
	Humble Pie wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2018 at 10:26pm: Wood Elves have ancient roots So obviously they need viagra. Therefore yes, elves pay for wood.

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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9015 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #7 - Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 3:30pm	Print Post
	So we have original Elves, Sun Elves, Half Elves, and now Wood Elves. Whats with all the elves? I mean, I know they're slutty and all... (ya never hear about a half-dwarf, amirite?)

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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AsstralTraveler Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 24 Joined: Jun 5^th, 2016	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #8 - Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 3:59pm	Print Post
	Horc Humans are the slutty ones.


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raybob DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 452 Joined: Sep 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #9 - Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 4:21pm	Print Post
	noamineo wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 3:30pm: So we have original Elves, Sun Elves, Half Elves, and now Wood Elves. Whats with all the elves? I mean, I know they're slutty and all... (ya never hear about a half-dwarf, amirite?) Dwarves have standards.


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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9015 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #10 - Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 4:22pm	Print Post
	AsstralTraveler wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 3:59pm: Horc Humans are the slutty ones. What makes you assume the other half of horc isn't elf?

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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AsstralTraveler Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 24 Joined: Jun 5^th, 2016	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #11 - Oct 4^th, 2018 at 8:55am	Print Post
	I was going of most of human history but, ummm, yep, possible.


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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9015 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #12 - Oct 4^th, 2018 at 11:04am	Print Post
	I mean, if my mom was an elf who liked to bang orcs, I'd probably lie and say I was half human.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Frank Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1429 Joined: Jan 14^th, 2016	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #13 - Oct 4^th, 2018 at 4:11pm	Print Post
	Humble Pie wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2018 at 10:26pm: Wood Elves are free to VIPs, and available to purchase in the DDO Store. Really? Are they that wonderful that we would pay for them? At least they aren't a requirement for anything. You kinda have to maintain a sub or buy all the races for racial completionist. Same for completionist, you sub or buy all the classes. Wood elf, no one should give a fuck.

	No, let me be Frank. Digimonk wrote on Dec 8^th, 2016 at 12:39pm: I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive. Smart players know how to use buyback. Digimonk wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2016 at 1:58pm: I will not chone. I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect. Smart people don't elicit "side effects."� They understand in advance the consequences of their actions.
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Frank Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1429 Joined: Jan 14^th, 2016	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #14 - Oct 4^th, 2018 at 4:19pm	Print Post
	raybob wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2018 at 4:21pm: Dwarves have standards. It's humans that have the standards. They'll fuck an elf or an orc but they draw the line at a smelly dwarf cunt. Sad that a dwarf is seen as less attractive than an orc, but that's the lore. Tauriel was seen as a twisted fuck by all other elves for banging a dwarf, but you need all kinds to make a good porn movie.

	No, let me be Frank. Digimonk wrote on Dec 8^th, 2016 at 12:39pm: I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive. Smart players know how to use buyback. Digimonk wrote on Dec 22^nd, 2016 at 1:58pm: I will not chone. I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect. Smart people don't elicit "side effects."� They understand in advance the consequences of their actions.
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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9015 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #15 - Oct 4^th, 2018 at 4:25pm	Print Post
	Frank wrote on Oct 4^th, 2018 at 4:19pm: Tauriel was seen as a twisted fuck by all other elves for banging a dwarf, but you need all kinds to make a good porn movie. I would watch that movie.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #16 - Oct 4^th, 2018 at 6:10pm	Print Post
	noamineo wrote on Oct 4^th, 2018 at 11:04am: I mean, if my mom was an elf who liked to bang orcs Frank wrote on Oct 4^th, 2018 at 4:19pm: Tauriel was seen as a twisted fuck by all other elves for banging a dwarf, but you need all kinds to make a good porn movie. Both of these examples pretty well explain why all the half-elves have fetal alcohol syndrome.

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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9015 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #17 - Oct 4^th, 2018 at 7:25pm	Print Post
	Can we get a gofundme going to film a DDO-themed porno? The warforged would be the toughest race to manage, but I think we could just use a vibrator to stand in for them.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Digimonk Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 1573 Joined: Apr 7^th, 2015	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #18 - Oct 5^th, 2018 at 12:31am	Print Post
	noamineo wrote on Oct 4^th, 2018 at 7:25pm: The warforged would be the toughest race to manage, but I think we could just use a vibrator to stand in for them. 65-gallon garbage can glory hole?


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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9015 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #19 - Oct 5^th, 2018 at 1:31am	Print Post
	Digimonk wrote on Oct 5^th, 2018 at 12:31am: 65-gallon garbage can glory hole? Nah, just a vibrating dildo sitting on a table that everyone treats like a sentient party member. With all the acting talent one typically sees in pornography, naturally.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Metal-Beast Abbot Raider Offline \m/ Posts: 767 Joined: Apr 13^th, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #20 - Oct 5^th, 2018 at 9:24am	Print Post
	I run my main as a Tempest whenever possible so I will� likely shell out for Wood Elves (likely flat CON and +2 Dex, -[x] Stat?) Now what I REALLY WANNA know is where are my High Dwarves? (-2 Dex, +2 CON). I got a Dorf Shield Pally that needs rollin' (Fuck Bladeforged. Fuck them in their stupid metal asses. Fucking clown shoes bullshit).

	I Got Nothin'.
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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9015 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #21 - Oct 5^th, 2018 at 11:08am	Print Post
	no room for high dwarves, need five more variations on elf.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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imanoob Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 54 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2018	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #22 - Oct 5^th, 2018 at 12:02pm	Print Post
	Did anyone actually ask for wood elf? I mean people were asking for kobold and tiefling, but I don't remember anyone asking for wood elf to fulfill their dream of role playing as Fargoth in DDO.


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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9015 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #23 - Oct 5^th, 2018 at 12:25pm	Print Post
	Don't ask for wood, man, its not something you can control.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Metal-Beast Abbot Raider Offline \m/ Posts: 767 Joined: Apr 13^th, 2014	Re: Pay For Wood Elves? Reply #24 - Oct 5^th, 2018 at 2:34pm	Print Post
	imanoob wrote on Oct 5^th, 2018 at 12:02pm: Did anyone actually ask for wood elf? I mean people were asking for kobold and tiefling, but I don't remember anyone asking for wood elf to fulfill their dream of role playing as Fargoth in DDO. Nobody asked for it, it was as surprise.

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