WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Nov 1
st, 2018 at 3:27am:
rogues are top tier dps
Expected timeline:
1 month from now: Sev posts, "I made a rogue following the build. It's nice, don't see what's so great about it though?"
3 months from now: Steelstar posts, "Our internal testing shows that monk staff builds are still #1 dps. To compensate, we're going to reduce monk fists to 1d4 base."
6 months from now: Lynn posts, "Since I only play with one hot bar we're consolidating all rogue attacks into one button. We're gonna call it "Emancipate" because I think the word sounds cool. You have to push it 8 times per mob but then it deletes them. See? Better!"
9 months from now: Flimsy posts, "FUCK ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I'M UP IN THIS BITCH STABBING THINGS"
9 months and 38 minutes from now: Cordovan posts, "We will have discussions with our staff regarding proper forum etiquette."
1 year from now: Steelstar posts, "Our internal testing shows rogues are #1~#38 damage. To compensate for this, rogues are now a premium class costing 2000 DDOPs."