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Reply #25 - Dec 22nd, 2018 at 8:06am
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Skoodge wrote on Dec 20th, 2018 at 4:14pm:
Ok, let me try and explain SSG's business model for you.

Imagine going to a prostitute and she offers you the best blow job of your life for 50 bucks.  But she's going to jab her finger up your ass while she does it, spit your own cum in your mouth afterwards, then smear your own shit on your face when she's finished.

On the bright side, you can pay an extra 25 bucks and she won't spit your cum in your mouth at the end...but for no reason there's no way to avoid the finger going up your ass or the shit being smeared on your face.

The finger doesn't make the blow job better and isn't needed, she just doesn't understand the spaghetti code well enough to remove it and she's not smart enough to realize should could charge more to not do it.

It is arguably a pretty damn good blowjob though.

I hope this helps.

the problem with this is that the finger it actually make the blow job better ;p
  
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Reply #26 - Dec 22nd, 2018 at 1:15pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Dec 21st, 2018 at 9:05pm:
It's what we do on discord after seeing your posts.


I had no idea I was so popular. Do you all giggle like school girls when you gossip about me?
  

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Reply #27 - Dec 22nd, 2018 at 1:36pm
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5 Foot Step wrote on Dec 22nd, 2018 at 1:15pm:
I had no idea I was so popular. Do you all giggle like school girls when you gossip about me?

nah, we just roll our eyes collectively
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #28 - Dec 22nd, 2018 at 1:37pm
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Zehnpai wrote on Dec 22nd, 2018 at 3:28am:
If what they were doing was such a good business practice, maybe they wouldn't be announcing new expansions while outside a Denny's at 3 in the morning.

Fucking. Rekt. M8.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #29 - Dec 22nd, 2018 at 6:22pm
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Can we put Zehnpai's quote in the banner?
  

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Reply #30 - Dec 22nd, 2018 at 6:23pm
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Reply #31 - Dec 23rd, 2018 at 12:17pm
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Cripey wrote on Dec 21st, 2018 at 3:46am:
Whys is this business trying to make money, what are they thinking! Harumph
           



































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Reply #32 - Dec 23rd, 2018 at 3:59pm
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Zehnpai wrote on Dec 22nd, 2018 at 3:28am:
If what they were doing was such a good business practice, maybe they wouldn't be announcing new expansions while outside a Denny's at 3 in the morning.


I try to keep up with things but I have a feeling I missed something good here. Did this, like, really happen?
  
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Reply #33 - Dec 23rd, 2018 at 10:14pm
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Knowing Turbine, it wouldn't surprise me if it did happen. Nevertheless, I'd love to see a video or something if it did.
  
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Reply #34 - Dec 24th, 2018 at 6:48pm
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Reply #35 - Dec 24th, 2018 at 6:54pm
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Justanotherlurker wrote on Dec 24th, 2018 at 6:48pm:


WTF?  How did that fucker have anything to do with Ravenloft?    Fuck me.
  
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Reply #36 - Dec 24th, 2018 at 7:12pm
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Justanotherlurker wrote on Dec 24th, 2018 at 6:48pm:


Holy.Fuckin'.Shit.
  
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Reply #37 - Dec 25th, 2018 at 4:51am
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LMAO, awesome. Thanks for the link.
  
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