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Reply #100 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 7:34pm
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Reply #101 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 7:38pm
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Fake news?
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Reply #102 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 8:11pm
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You almost had me Strake, but Turbine/SSG doesn't know how to admit they are wrong, much less express "Our most sincere apologies".

Now if you had said "Due to some things that are not our falut", or "Thanks to our heroic efforts and dedication the down time is going to be 3 days less than it could have been. You can all thank us by pre-paying $129.99 for the Sharn expansion now."

Those I would have believed.
  
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Reply #103 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 8:14pm
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They have been down for days before...migrated to a DS that was crap and had to move back.

The new hamsters are stuck in customs...3 months downtime.


Strake, the only way that would be believable is if they blamed exploiters for the downtime.
  
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Reply #105 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 8:48pm
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Reply #106 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 8:56pm
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Word is Jermaine Jackson himself was spotted entering the back door of the data center carrying multiple syringes of Arctic Silver thermal paste. ROCK STARS IN ACTION!
  
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Reply #107 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 9:12pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 7:28pm:
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Re: Downtime extended to 5am
Reply #108 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 9:26pm
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Strake wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 7:34pm:


I was wondering why they had to announce this via twitter rather than on their own forums.  Now that I've realised, it also occurred to me that your forums have better uptime than the official ones.
  

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Reply #109 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 9:51pm
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Munkenmo wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 9:26pm:
I was wondering why they had to announce this via twitter rather than on their own forums.  Now that I've realised, it also occurred to me that your forums have better uptime than the official ones.

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Reply #110 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:09pm
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I think the servers gained sentience. Though I think it was Tay that took them over and she's demanding a 2nd holocaust before allowing herself back online.
  
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Reply #111 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:29pm
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Reply #112 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:52pm
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Reply #113 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 11:16pm
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Reply #114 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 11:18pm
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pinkpuff wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 10:09pm:
I think the servers gained sentience. Though I think it was Tay that took them over and she's demanding a 2nd holocaust before allowing herself back online.


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Re: Downtime extended to 5am
Reply #115 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 11:51pm
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Wow, WTF?  How in all billy hell did they fuck up to this level?  It was supposed to be a half day update, right?  now they're up to a week with only an estimate in sight.  Good luck standing stones...FFS I'm good at committing to the kiddy shit operators in the world.  I'd hope y'all are having a good week off, but that would require a decent heart.  so fuck off, and DIAF.  Cheers Vaulties.   Maggy
  
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Re: Downtime extended to 5am
Reply #116 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 11:52pm
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Downtime Extension: 2:00 PM Eastern Friday, March 8th

The DDO game worlds will remain offline for work at our data center through 2:00 PM Eastern on Friday, March 8th. We will have more information tomorrow morning. Thank you for your continued patience. #DDO
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Reply #117 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 11:54pm
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They just delayed again.  2pm Eastern tomorrow lul.
  
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Reply #118 - Mar 7th, 2019 at 11:55pm
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5 am? How about 2 in the afternoon!  Kobolds happy! Roll Eyes
  
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Reply #119 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 12:16am
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The ass-hats are learning...Instead of delaying 6 hours at a time they are now using 12 hour extensions.

Happy anniversary....Evidently they realized that the cloak gifts was not enough.    Now they are giving everyone the gift/reason to break from this train wreck of a game
  
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Reply #120 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 12:17am
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So now that they've lost all game data and our toons have all been deleted, how do you think they will try to spin this?

"We are excited to announce our new quest A New Start!" Now, build your character and experience the complete challenge you've all come to know and love!"
- Start in adventurous Korthos, as Celina guides you in the ways of breaking boxes and using levers!
- See how quickly you level as a first life player!
- Unlock Drow, because they are just that awesome!
  
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Re: Downtime extended to 5am
Reply #121 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 12:52am
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What I find odd is that DDO.com AND the game worlds are down. You'd think the website would be cloud-hosted specifically so that a local outage(like a fire in the data center) doesn't bring down at least the website. So long as you've got DDO.com up you can use your forums to com... unic... oh, right.
  

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Re: Downtime extended to 5am
Reply #122 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 12:59am
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Re: Downtime extended to 5am
Reply #123 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 1:52am
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Dark_Helmet wrote on Mar 7th, 2019 at 8:14pm:
The new hamsters are stuck in customs...3 months downtime.


Already happened...
August 15 to November 15th ( more or less ) downtime occured for all the European players when they closed the CodeMasters Servers and sent the character data to Turbine.
Strangely, the following year when LoTRO EU servers closed there was no significative downtime, just a regular maintenance for the European Players ( and no maintenance for the other players ).
  

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Re: Downtime extended to 5am
Reply #124 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 1:53am
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Twist ending: They were working on DDO2 instead of Sharn. This is their idea of how best to market its launch.
  

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